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Old 11-22-2005   #1
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and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong?
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I'm hoping the answer is "no",

but I'm not willing to bet any money on it.
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and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong?
Nope. Not until the woman variable enters the equation is he wrong.

So while there, he's right.

Unless of course later a woman tells him he had been wrong. In which case his "present" in the woods has now become his "past" in the woods, and history is rewritten, his rightness at the point alone having been altered to a mere "perception" of rightness, which was wrong.




... I think.
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... I think.
Really? When?
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Really? When?
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You know I love it when you paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling
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paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling
How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there
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How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there
Got to get them Viagra sales from somewhere mate
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How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there
I didn't realize you were seeking a way to suffer from erectile dysfunction. How lucky you found a simple way.


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You know I love it when you paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling
Geez, Trev, you still have non-stop dreams about my ass!

But then again .... to quote Cat on Red Dwarf: "'I may be a shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass!"

So it's tough to be too mad at you, Trev. Give in to the power that is my ass!!
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I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is
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I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is
It's best that you don't.
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I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is
What can I say, I check out all the competition... with the exception of Nick, Newton, Anthony and Voodooman I've got you bitches beat
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What can I say, I check out all the competition... with the exception of Nick, Newton, Anthony and Voodooman I've got you bitches beat
In other words, your ass beats everybody with the exception of the people who can kick yours?
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Gosh, I *like* being an "equal opportunity paddler"!!!
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In other words, your ass beats everybody with the exception of the people who can kick yours?
I just named a few of the many people I like, that list is so long it would have made the original post even worse... I'm secure in the fact that I can fuck for hours though
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and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong?
There correct answer to a woman would be...

"What does it matter , no one of any import was listening"
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Would depend on what he said.

I find most men to be right, more often than they are wrong.
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Would depend on what he said.

I find most men to be right, more often than they are wrong.

Every time you post I fall more in love...
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Every time you post I fall more in love...
How old is your oldest daughter again?
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How old is your oldest daughter again?
THAT was a cold-blooded thing to say, asshole.






























Mine's 27.
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Um, er, a year younger than Sin... Thats the cut off btw, whoever I fall in lust with has to be at least a day older than my oldest daughter


But Sin is way more mature than my daughter.... (yep, that's the ticket )
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Awww, thanks Sare, and LMFAO @ Trev... LOL
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lol I'm 23... lol
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lol I'm 23... lol
Not even half my age. Sounds about right!
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Is there a pic of this ass around? I'm pretty rightfully arrogant about my own, I'd like to view yours Dravyk.
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Is there a pic of this ass around? I'm pretty rightfully arrogant about my own, I'd like to view yours Dravyk.
Well, I only know of others who love my ass. Personally, I think it's a fine one, but I'm really not so egocentric as to carry photos of it around in my wallet, Sin.
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I don't carry pics of mine around in my wallet either, why would I need to, wherever my wallet goes, so does my ass & if people care to look, they can see it in person, lucky devils!

However, my computer has a few pics of my ass on it... was rather hoping yours might too! lol
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I don't carry pics of mine around in my wallet either, why would I need to, wherever my wallet goes, so does my ass & if people care to look, they can see it in person, lucky devils!
That is so scary! I had something very very similiar in mind to post!

Nope, no ass pics. Others though might have pics of them however. But if they do, they're hoarding them. (Right, Newton?)

Guess you'll have to wait to look at the real thing.
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Or until I can convince Newton to give it up!
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