If A Man Speaks In The Woods ...
 

and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong?

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I'm hoping the answer is "no",

but I'm not willing to bet any money on it. :unsure:

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Nope. Not until the woman variable enters the equation is he wrong.

So while there, he's right.

Unless of course later a woman tells him he had been wrong. In which case his "present" in the woods has now become his "past" in the woods, and history is rewritten, his rightness at the point alone having been altered to a mere "perception" of rightness, which was wrong.




... I think.

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Really? When? :blink:

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lmao :okthumb:


You know I love it when you paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling ;)

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:whistling I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is :whistling

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It's best that you don't.

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There correct answer to a woman would be...

"What does it matter , no one of any import was listening"

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What can I say, I check out all the competition... with the exception of Nick, Newton, Anthony and Voodooman I've got you bitches beat ;)

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In other words, your ass beats everybody with the exception of the people who can kick yours? ;)

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Gosh, I *like* being an "equal opportunity paddler"!!! :clapping:

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How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there :blink:

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I just named a few of the many people I like, that list is so long it would have made the original post even worse... I'm secure in the fact that I can fuck for hours though ;)

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Got to get them Viagra sales from somewhere mate :D

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That's entrapment ya mofo..........


































Nice tactic ;)

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Would depend on what he said.

I find most men to be right, more often than they are wrong.

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Still need that link? :yowsa:

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I didn't realize you were seeking a way to suffer from erectile dysfunction. How lucky you found a simple way. ;)


Swing that paddle! :okthumb:

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Every time you post I fall more in love... :yowsa:

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How old is your oldest daughter again? :o

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If I said yes would you all think less of me ?

And be careful, don't make me cry when you answer.... :yowsa:

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Awww, thanks Sare, and LMFAO @ Trev... LOL

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Less of you, don't be daft mate. I couldn't possibly think any less of you :yowsa:

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Sweet ! Now we've cleared that up, gimme that link to the economy size packs !

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Mate, what kind of a friend would I be if I let you buy in small quantities, it's the jumbo (fuck the world) packs you want to go for.

Yeah I can give you 4 tabs for $small... why the hell would you want that... Get 100 tabs for $massive_money_but_it_will_be_hard_for_months ;)

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Fantastic - this means no more having to prepare Ann with my usual speech:



"Ann - get ready for the best 2 and a half minutes of your life :clapping: "

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THAT was a cold-blooded thing to say, asshole. :mad:






























Mine's 27.

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Um, er, a year younger than Sin... Thats the cut off btw, whoever I fall in lust with has to be at least a day older than my oldest daughter :blink:


But Sin is way more mature than my daughter.... (yep, that's the ticket :okthumb: )

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lol I'm 23... lol

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:-pearl:

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Geez, Trev, you still have non-stop dreams about my ass!

But then again .... to quote Cat on Red Dwarf: "'I may be a shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass!"

So it's tough to be too mad at you, Trev. Give in to the power that is my ass!!

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Is there a pic of this ass around? I'm pretty rightfully arrogant about my own, I'd like to view yours Dravyk.

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Not even half my age. Sounds about right! ;)

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Well, I only know of others who love my ass. Personally, I think it's a fine one, but I'm really not so egocentric as to carry photos of it around in my wallet, Sin. :)

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I don't carry pics of mine around in my wallet either, why would I need to, wherever my wallet goes, so does my ass & if people care to look, they can see it in person, lucky devils! ;)

However, my computer has a few pics of my ass on it... was rather hoping yours might too! lol

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That is so scary! I had something very very similiar in mind to post! :o

Nope, no ass pics. Others though might have pics of them however. But if they do, they're hoarding them. (Right, Newton?) :(

Guess you'll have to wait to look at the real thing.

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Or until I can convince Newton to give it up! :D