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Billy FREE CONTENT
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:55:00 216.77.234.57 Post #: 100


I need a favor from somebosy on the west coast who watches wrestling if possible. Could someone tape the edition of Raw is War tonight... after what just happened and what the main even is going to be here in a few minutes I REALLY want to get a tape of this show!!!!!!!!!!


BTW- Serge and Mike Ai.. the change looks GREAT! Can't wait to see it all flesh out and see what you have in store for the future of this place!





TheEnforcer Mr. Cash Makes you MONEY
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:54:30 216.183.254.20 Post #: 99


Ask Serge... they did not get much worse then what he designed and he did not end up in the poor house.

;)

VegasLee

*******

Vegas Lee,
I have a hole in a ceiling caused by plumbing fuck up!

can you imagine where would I be if I designed 'em good????

hahhahaha
;-)))
Serge Mr. Cash Makes you MONEY
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:53:03 12.89.183.237 Post #: 98


good job :-)
Trinity Mr. Cash Makes you MONEY
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:50:10 24.189.217.216 Post #: 97


I am paging Cohen right now,
hopefully he'll get sex.com back and puts an end to this mockery of business...
Serge Mr. Cash Makes you MONEY
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:47:38 12.89.183.237 Post #: 96




Ugly websites WORK!

http://donnamarks.com one of my latest! :-))


Mike AI Mr. Cash Makes you MONEY
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:47:31 63.100.104.31 Post #: 95


Remember one thing, ugly sites work
********************************

If they want an ugly site.....I know the master!! :-))))


Webfather <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<8>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:43:52 208.63.235.206 Post #: 94


Well that didn't work... :-(

GP <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<8>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:42:40 142.154.11.92 Post #: 93


new domain is live ... new script
damn your guys have been busy ;-))

looking good ;-))

Cybrglide <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<8>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:42:21 38.37.76.242 Post #: 92


The 2nd page looks better.. but I think they can do better with a portal design
******************************

Bottom line is the bottom line....

Until they use:

Straight men enter here
Gay men enter here

They will NEVER know or have a BASELINE.

Anything more than 5 links on the index page is a LOSER.

Congrats on sex.com they now have STICKYNESS.

ROTFLMAO!!


Webfather Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:42:03 208.63.235.206 Post #: 91


Serge,

The idea is the same, but my lastname starts with Skor. I was listening...I'm associating me with.....me. ; )

What's up Sharky? ; )
JMSkor Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:42:01 64.22.133.97 Post #: 90


Nice layout serge & mike :-)

2 suggestions though:

1) Open the post window in a popup so that I can read & respond to messages from JR when i'm posting ;-)))

2) Put up a fucking conversioncash link already ;-)))

congrats guys!
Hooper The Program That The Players Use.
Mon, 09 Jul - 20:11:15 193.10.176.25 Post #: 89


Testing... heh heh...

http://www.mycathatesyou.com
GP Kick ass adult designs!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:41:54 142.154.11.92 Post #: 88


WebFather, Sharky,

Remember one thing, ugly sites work, Ask Serge... they did not get much worse then what he designed and he did not end up in the poor house.

;)

VegasLee Kick ass adult designs!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:41:43 208.13.133.221 Post #: 87


Webfather,

I have to agree with you. the design does suck.....
The 2nd page looks better.. but I think they can do better with a portal design.... (if they must stick with the portal idea)
Sharky Kick ass adult designs!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:39:34 66.12.131.114 Post #: 86


You been wearing that same holy condom since Orlando 1997!!

:-))

Webfather
*************


damn, some days you just can't win...
;_)))

ok, you are right!
;_))

i'LL GET YOUR ASS TOMORROW
;-))
Serge Kick ass adult designs!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:39:26 12.89.183.237 Post #: 85


Can you let the old guys back in control, that larger type was easier for SOME of us to read.
;-)
VegasLee Kick ass adult designs!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:38:52 208.13.133.221 Post #: 84


Woohoo! A new board and name. congrats.....

BTW - Nice board script..... now who could do programming this good:-))
Sharky Kick ass adult designs!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:37:35 66.12.131.114 Post #: 83


Serge....wanna laugh your ass off til you cry?

Go check out the new and even more screwed up sex.com

Just TOO funny!!!

Webfather Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:37:26 208.63.235.206 Post #: 82


OK, how come I can't read anything in Netscrape, and in MSIE 5 about 1/2 the posts are in massively huge font??!! Are you guys telling me I need to upgrade my browser? ;)

And Serge, I own a-porno.com and you've never called me ;)
Peaches Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:37:10 209.86.131.147 Post #: 81


John,
it's better than just "john"
;-))

JMSkor ...
how about...
JMScore!

it has a nice ring to it!
;0)
Serge Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:35:20 12.89.183.237 Post #: 80


BTW, Bosshawg...yes we do allow backup processors. I remember a submission from a few moons ago...I'll have the Rep. you dealt with drop you a note. : )
JMSkor Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:35:14 64.22.133.97 Post #: 79


Trinity
Mon, 09 Jul 2001 07:28:34 - IP: 24.189.217.216 - Post # 64


i think we all agree, that says it all.
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:35:04 65.1.21.198 Post #: 78


Shit!! There goes my eyesite!

:-)

Webfather Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:34:31 208.63.235.206 Post #: 77


Throb...

I dont need THAT much protein LOL
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:33:54 65.1.21.198 Post #: 76


That's Brad's new Font Enlargement System, it's the newest in affiliate programs.

ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:33:35 63.52.218.242 Post #: 75


I change brokers more often than I change condom!
;-)))
*******************************

You been wearing that same holy condom since Orlando 1997!!

:-))

Webfather Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:33:23 208.63.235.206 Post #: 74


no offense, this board software kinda sucks? whod you steal it from?
Trinity Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:32:56 24.189.217.216 Post #: 73


OK mt font just got HUGE
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:32:38 65.1.21.198 Post #: 72


OK who let the old blind people choose the fonts!!
Mike AI make money Lots of ways!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:32:25 63.100.104.31 Post #: 71


Nice big fonts for us old guys!
StanTheman Do you quest?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:31:50 24.7.144.87 Post #: 70


Three hours to catch up on the board, I hit refresh and what do you know!!! Looking great guys, and with Stan over here, how can you go wrong. ; )

Serge...you approve of the nick? ; )
JMSkor Jettis approved!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:31:40 64.22.133.97 Post #: 69




Kahman, that is funny I was thinking of Sergesdiet.com
Mike AI make money Lots of ways!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:31:19 63.100.104.31 Post #: 68


done:)
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:31:14 65.1.21.198 Post #: 67


Mainstream online mag Slate asks, why do female tennis players wear skirts?

http://slate.msn.com/culturebox/entries/01-07-06_111580.asp

Refreshingly honest answer:
Because the occasional upskirt flash keeps the fans loyal.


GP Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:31:08 64.228.252.81 Post #: 66


GP,
last year the last thing I was thinking was about getting back to work...

I didn't know that I'm gonna miss so much the feeling of being just one of the boys in the trenches.

Now I bite my own back for not following your very GREAT advice!.
Serge Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:29:42 12.89.183.237 Post #: 65


Hey, btw, how is this new name gonna screw up allofem.com? They just spent all that time adding Ynottoppond, now they have to change everything.

Since I show up so much in their summaries, I humbly donate 5 posts to them as compensation.

ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:28:24 63.52.218.242 Post #: 63


Wait a second!!! No Fair!!

It's summer.....you don't wear socks!

:-))))

Webfather
******************

OK, OK, what are you going to dsay to that:

I change brokers more often than I change condom!
;-)))

hhahaha!
you better be speechless now
;-)))
Serge Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:27:33 12.89.183.237 Post #: 62


Serge,

Not a bad name... but remember when khui.com expired last year and I suggested you should register it? You could have used it for the name of this board.

Then, when you tell people to go "na khui", it's not an insult, just a cordial invitation...

GP Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:26:58 64.228.252.81 Post #: 61


"dude im eating nothing but protein"

Yeah, Grimm, I gotcha protein right heyah. LOL ;D

ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:26:54 63.52.218.242 Post #: 60


OK,
MikeAI,
new board - check
sposors - check
test-test spammer - check
50 posts in less than an hour -check

may I go back to Boca now,
before Webdad copies my entire accounting system!
;-))))

he broke it!!!!

5 for me....
6 for me.....
7 for me......
Serge Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:25:50 12.89.183.237 Post #: 59


If I told you, I'd have to kill you!!!

With all these diet going on, someone needs to get webmasterdiet.com!
Kahman Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:24:48 63.100.104.37 Post #: 58


Bugg...

hahahahah!
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:24:14 65.1.21.198 Post #: 57


Hey Kahman...

What is the first rule of SOMALIA CLUB?
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:23:37 65.1.21.198 Post #: 56


I change brokers more often than socks
;-)))
**************************

Wait a second!!! No Fair!!

It's summer.....you don't wear socks!

:-))))

Webfather Great designs for every budget!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:23:07 208.63.235.206 Post #: 55




HAHAHA Kahman you are a regular stan up commedian!! Good to have you and Grimm here...

After those secret mission with Bugg in Somolia.... I am glad ya'll came back alive!


Mike AI Great designs for every budget!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:22:54 63.100.104.31 Post #: 54


Congrats Stan~
Grimm Project Webmaster?
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:22:45 65.1.21.198 Post #: 53


So I was right when I guessed oizzle as the name of the board.

Serge likes Tizzle Sizzle so much he named his bizzle after him.


Monk Directnic
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:21:25 142.166.133.84 Post #: 52


Can I get commission on all future trades like he does??

:-)))

Webfather
************

Webfather, don't be a BIKE!
don't measure everything in $$$!!!

does my broker enjoys my eternal LOVE????

I change brokers more often than socks
;-)))
Serge Directnic
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:21:10 12.89.183.237 Post #: 51


Grim, how's the weather in Somalia?
Kahman Directnic
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:19:28 63.100.104.37 Post #: 50


dude im eating nothing but protein. And getting a LOT of reading done;)
Grimm Directnic
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:19:21 65.1.21.198 Post #: 49


I miss stan
Grimm Directnic
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:18:30 65.1.21.198 Post #: 48


I ate a salad!
StanTheman , I JUST ATE A SALAD!
*****************

it's better than tossing one...
;-)))
Serge Somalia Club
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:18:27 12.89.184.214 Post #: 47


Serge,

you have elders? there are actually people older than you?:)
Grimm Somalia Club
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:17:59 65.1.21.198 Post #: 46


Porno.Com owner is a very close and personal friend of mine,
with whom I spend more time on the phone than with my
broker...
*******************************

No fair!!! Can I get commission on all future trades like he does??

:-)))

Webfather Somalia Club
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:17:56 208.63.235.206 Post #: 45


Stan, just had a sizzling woba...not sure if it was as good as your salad though!
Kahman Somalia Club
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:17:34 63.100.104.37 Post #: 44


Serge, if I add ten meaningless posts a day, can I get a cut of ThrobX's $1.50?

Chuck

**********

Chuck, always shoot for the stars!

add ANY of our sponsors there and you'll make MORE with LESS effort
;-))
Serge Make money here!!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:17:22 12.89.184.214 Post #: 43




Stan - Glad to see you here!! Stan has lost over 13 lbs eating like a canary!

Webfather, we are in the process of building archieve functions. :-)

We have some nice bells and whistles coming soon!


Mike AI Make money here!!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:17:09 63.100.104.31 Post #: 42




Let me be the first to welcome ibill back to the land of processing....3 days in a row!



Diamond Jim It's a party!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:15:33 65.5.220.92 Post #: 41


Nice new board!


Grimm I JUST ATE A SALAD!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:15:24 65.1.21.198 Post #: 40


Rearranged the letters make
"A Porno"


Monk
**********

Monk, my parents taught me to respect the elders and
A Porno.Com owner is a very close and personal friend of mine,
with whom I spend more time on the phone than with my
broker...
It's is in his Honor!
;-)))
Serge I JUST ATE A SALAD!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:15:04 12.89.184.214 Post #: 39


I ate a salad!
StanTheman I JUST ATE A SALAD!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:14:55 24.7.144.87 Post #: 38


Just so you know.....I got the following message when I hit reload just a sec ago:

Database connection attempt failed - Cowardly Refusing To Continue!

Webfather Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:14:45 208.63.235.206 Post #: 37


Trust me, Mike, I looked yesterday to see if oporno.com was available. No such luck. Thought it would make a great adult search engine, with a graphic up top of a guy yelling "Oooooo... PORNO!!!!"

ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:13:52 63.52.218.242 Post #: 36



do you read me? come in ...over and out
mutt Rocking and Rolling!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:13:51 24.112.37.86 Post #: 35




I am sure Ed can get that done!!
Mike AI Rocking and Rolling!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:13:10 63.100.104.31 Post #: 34


Post # 24
*************

Webdad, have you been snooping around my HD again????

No wonder alarm goes off every 3 hours now!
;-)))
Serge No sleep till Brooklyn!!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:12:25 12.89.184.214 Post #: 33




HAHAHA thats clever Monk... an Anogram... :-)
Mike AI No sleep till Brooklyn!!!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:11:55 63.100.104.31 Post #: 32


Hot Damn! It's finally here! I love the name! Congratulations all around!

MikeAI -- would it cost extra to actually set the background color on that body tag? To white even? :-)))) (Yeah, I know, I'm the only person in the world with a default window color that's not quite white...)

Serge, if I add ten meaningless posts a day, can I get a cut of ThrobX's $1.50?

Chuck little fish in a big pond!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:11:12 65.10.10.64 Post #: 31


WE LEFT THE FIRST 'S' OFF
FOR SAVINGS!
*****************************

You mean they "Shaved" off the first "S"?

:-)))))))

Webfather little fish in a big pond!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:10:39 208.63.235.206 Post #: 30


Rearranged the letters make
"A Porno"


Monk little fish in a big pond!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:10:30 142.166.133.84 Post #: 29


OPRANO???????

OPRANO .....WE LEFT THE FIRST 'S' OFF
FOR SAVINGS!
***********

hey, where is an S in Oprah???

OpraNo means -
No Oprah here!
;-)))
Serge little fish in a big pond!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:08:37 12.89.184.214 Post #: 28


Todd - ICQ me


Bubba little fish in a big pond!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:07:09 24.177.254.69 Post #: 27


never fear, gang - the "archive" of the old posts is about to go up as a link from the main page!
Edd little fish in a big pond!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:06:43 63.100.104.10 Post #: 26


Monk we will be bring the archives from YnoTopPond over here soon! :-)
Mike AI A new place to conduct business
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:06:22 63.100.104.31 Post #: 25


Is this how Serge counts? ;-)))
********************************

Nope, this is how Serge counts.

3 for you 1 for me
1 for me 3 for you
4 for me none for you

Perfect!

Webfather PornResource - Resources for Pimps!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:05:06 208.63.235.206 Post #: 24


hhahahahahahha,
let him test it all he likes,
we charge sponsors per post and we DO NOT SHAVE POSTS,
the more - the merrier!
;_)))
Serge PornResource - Resources for Pimps!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:04:13 12.89.183.214 Post #: 23


Fuck me gently. I just posted to the old messageboard and now its gone forever.

Monk PornResource - Resources for Pimps!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:04:08 142.166.133.84 Post #: 22


Kudos on the new board and I will be stopping by more often...Is the YnotTopPond board finished??

I wonder what Netpond had to give to get this to happen:

"We also have dragged BillPMB out of his early retirement to help all new webmasters and older ones with some of his great advice and traffic tips on the newbie board."

BossHawg PornResource - Resources for Pimps!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:03:58 66.20.105.43 Post #: 21



OPRANO???????

OPRANO .....WE LEFT THE FIRST 'S' OFF
FOR SAVINGS!

well it's nice to have a name finally.

mutt Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:03:33 24.112.37.86 Post #: 20


Check out the order of the post numbers. Is this how Serge counts? ;-)))
ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:02:44 63.52.218.242 Post #: 19




test Adult Content News & Adult Income News Mon, 09 Jul - 19:01:30 24.189.217.216 Post #: 18


Already getting spam from AOL!!!
Kahman Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:01:08 63.100.104.37 Post #: 17


LOL not even 20 posts and we already have a "test" post. :DDD
ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:00:49 63.52.218.242 Post #: 16


i like the name
dantheman NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:00:19 208.220.30.44 Post #: 15


AOL" target="new">http://www.aol.com">AOL
test NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 19:00:19 24.189.217.216 Post #: 14


http://www.aol.com
test NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:59:54 24.189.217.216 Post #: 13


aaaahhh... feels like home already! ;-)))

bpj NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:56:55 63.52.171.241 Post #: 12


sweet
:))

nice job mike and serge and everyone


dantheman NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:55:58 208.220.30.44 Post #: 11


new you can hit reload on the browser!!! YEAH!!!
Mike AI NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:55:58 63.100.104.31 Post #: 10


MikeAI,
can we put it on the front page?
with full credits given???
;-))

NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!

Webfather

Serge NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:55:50 12.89.184.169 Post #: 9


OK, I'm here, the party can start.
ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:54:33 63.52.218.242 Post #: 8


May the "Schwartz" be with you my friends!

Webfather Awesome
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:54:23 208.63.235.206 Post #: 7


And just so it is HERE for ALL times.....

NUMBERS I trust.....people I don't!

Webfather Awesome
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:53:43 208.63.235.206 Post #: 6


Damn.... I am slow!
Mike AI Awesome
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:53:23 63.100.104.31 Post #: 5


Congrats,

Very clean looking :)
Captain Awesome
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:53:21 24.168.105.232 Post #: 4


Burp...
Webfather
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:53:01 208.63.235.206 Post #: 3


Am I number 2? Don't answer that...
Diamond Jim
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:52:54 65.5.220.92 Post #: 2


Can I brake a cherry???
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 09 Jul - 18:46:30 12.89.184.169 Post #: 1