Oprano Webmaster Forum

taken from YNOT, a board which once
upon a time had 500 posts per day.

"THe boards are dead lately your right Magick. It must be everyone cathing up on thier emails from Internext!"

Serge your board is dead!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
mutt 33.00 Per Member selling Pornstars. Get in this fucken program and make some fucking cash will yeah? I mean really it\'s sloid, no shaves, fucken hot fine ass women.

"Ass kickin of biblical proportions"

Soinds kinda koo:P
Godly yet...
Devasting and at the same time so inspiring...
ALIEN 33.00 Per Member selling Pornstars. Get in this fucken program and make some fucking cash will yeah? I mean really it\'s sloid, no shaves, fucken hot fine ass women.

you can no longer say "no morons here"

=)-----

jaYMan Project Webmaster?

no i have plenty of protein thanks:) anyway billy, I heard your shit is stepped on;)

Grimm Project Webmaster?

Matt.. you need a little protein ??

I think I know where you can get some real cheap : )

Billy Got Protein

bejeweled?

Grimm Project Webmaster?

Maybe you could just do it sloidly Serge...

be about as likely ;-}}}

Maybe I will take you up on the offer to stay in your house during Fays show -- I might be out of a job for spending too much time playing Alchemy and now that damn Bejeweled too!
KK Project Webmaster?

anybody wanna peanut?

Grimm Project Webmaster?

MikeAI,

Thank you muchly!!

However the post I wanted ot make must have evaporated from both boards on the chageover. I'll retype it;

"just took a look at Netpond main board. 68 posts for June 9. Ynottoppond 471 posts for June 9. And this board since it's on a PST server is three hours behind.
Even if you cut out all of Serge's and ThrobX's posts it would still be an ass kickin of biblical proportions."
- mutt
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Well, if you consider Serge's posts are worth 2 normal posts (well, maybe 1.5) and ThrobX's posts are worth .5 post (sorry ThrobX, too much spam), then the 2 of them average out to one normal post anyway, therefore the numbers are comparable!!!

How do you like that for talking numbers??

Monk 33.00 Per Member selling Pornstars. Get in this fucken program and make some fucking cash will yeah? I mean really it's sloid, no shaves, fucken hot fine ass women. What the fuck do I have to do conv

Gamma Cash Operators, ya got a new reseller:P
COnsole time as soon as ya approve dis:P
ALIEN 33.00 Per Member selling Pornstars. Get in this fucken program and make some fucking cash will yeah? I mean really it's sloid, no shaves, fucken hot fine ass women. What the fuck do I have to do conv

g'nite everybody,
I'm out to jerk off quitly without waking anybody up
;-))
Serge Need Billing? Click Here.

Billy could break sand!!
Mike AI Need Billing? Click Here.

"I think Jettis may have gotten more posts than ACN & AIN....where's ThrobX??? ; )"

I'm right here. Here's another tagline for you!

"jelly baby?"

No thanks, I'm out of ginger beer.

ThrobX Need Billing? Click Here.

Voodoo, not at all, because if you are correct,
I'll let you have it for free, but raise everybody else retro actively!
;-)))
Serge Need content look no furhter..

I had to post this, last post from YnotTopPond.com

"Monk,
FUCK THE PEOPLE!!!!

I like to watch my own dick and my own numbers
;-))

DO NOT BELIEVE ANYBODY,
even our sponsors! "
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Mike AI,
Then you should leave Meni alone as nobody should believe his numbers anyway. No sense talking #'s here?

Monk 6:52pm July 9, 2001 142.166.133.84 #477
Mike AI Need content look no furhter..

JMScore ,

Even Billy can't break this.

Hahahah... Mike I don't think he knows my history : )

Trust me if I was to start an account right now.. you would start to have problems : )

Anybody want to send me a check to NOT join let me know I will join your competation for a fee : )

Billy Need content look no furhter..

Serge -

So is that 12 midnight pacific time start?

If so I say 1653...I know I have no shot cause if it gets close you will post an insane amount to make it go over!

So in that event, I will gladly pay anyway.

VoodooChile Evidence-Eraser.com

new board! new name! congrats...

Ahhh... something's cooking in the kitchen...

:-)

back to stealth mode...

SunTzu aka Taboo Mature Porn Has A New Tour!! Conversions Are Awsome

12 clicks, come and introduce yourself!
;-))
Serge Mature Porn Has A New Tour!! Conversions Are Awsome

Star, ron, who else?
;-)))
Serge Mature Porn Has A New Tour!! Conversions Are Awsome

Serge, MikeAI and everyone else involved with this board. I like the new name. So who here is the one eyed king?

Star Mature Porn Has A New Tour!! Conversions Are Awsome

Midnight Eastern, Central, Mountain or Pacific time???

Mike AI Evidence-Eraser.com

Voodoo,
I'll give what you want for FREE if you tell me how many posts we gonna have in
48 hours starting this midnight

here is to make your life easier:
http://www.oprano.com/chat.html
(count those 478) + 177 here in 2 hours
;-))

post your answer NOW!
;-))
Serge Evidence-Eraser.com

Serge and his own board to post on.

What is the saying?

"Happier than a pig in shit!"
VoodooChile Evidence-Eraser.com

Voodoo,
I try to hide my inner thoughts...sedn me a box of 1997 Swanson Merlot adn you can read my mind!
;-)))

c'mon, would you expect anyhting smaller from me?
;-)))
Serge Evidence-Eraser.com

Serge -

Yes you did...you usually do.

However mostof the time it is hidden within an enigma.

VoodooChile Evidence-Eraser.com

I think Jettis may have gotten more posts than ACN & AIN....where's ThrobX??? ; )

JMScore Even Billy can't break this.

Red, you gotta do it more often,
do you see how positively your posts affect the board?
;-))
Serge Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Voodoo,
what can I say....

did I tell the truth than???????

;-)))
Serge Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Geez, I post for the first time earlier today and now the whole board changes.
It looks nice. Good luck guys.

Red
Red Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Serge -

You were right! I definetly would not have respected you in the morning. =)

VoodooChile Evidence-Eraser.com

ThrobX, Glad to see my Millerian subrefrences aren't lost on you!

"jelly baby?"
Edd where business gets DONE!

Sabby,
Oprano means
"In the land of the Blind the one Eyed is a King"
;-)))

do you know what EBAY means???
;-)))
Serge Get your share of over $15,000 worth of prizes - click here.

Nice board boys:))

Okay, can someone please tell the blonde what "oprano" is supposed to mean?

Sabby:)
Sabrina Get your share of over $15,000 worth of prizes - click here.

"sonic screwdriver"

Edd, do you have an 18 foot long knitted scarf as well?

ThrobX Get your share of over $15,000 worth of prizes - click here.

Nick, Anthony, where are you???

I spent 2 years posting on your board,
will you have a decency to come and say fucking HELLO???
Serge $33.oo per member:P Stop laughin, and start makin money:P

Hooper,
I got your e,
my brain is shot, I am on my feet since 5 am playing wiht myself and Alchemy
;_))

I'll get back to you tomorrow and most likely the answer is
MOST LIKELY!
;-)))
Serge $33.oo per member:P Stop laughin, and start makin money:P

My contributions have been made:P

The mothership will be landing here soon:P
ALIEN $33.oo per member:P Stop laughin, and start makin money:P

Well nice to finally get back in here.
It wasn't working for me in Netscaper
or IE until 5 minutes ago.

Full steam ahead! Doot doot!
mutt Serge's potty mouth burned my virgin eyes here!

Clean cut as they come!

JMScore Serge's potty mouth burned my virgin eyes here!

Shit Lee Lee I cant spell or use the proper syntax in new age languages either...;))
JohnIP 1/10 X 300=$30

Guys, board looks great, Congrats!

Glad to have the Free Adult Graphics board part of Oprano as well!

Brad Shaw big fish, little fish, swimming in the water....

Sorry Serge, guess I banged it too hard with my sonic screwdriver and it went all spuffy.... fixing it now...
Edd big fish, little fish, swimming in the water....

Guess you dont need a "good
fuck"
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Moose,
oh YES we do!

all of us! better sooner than Later!
;-)))

Serge take a look at John\'s pussy!

Ok.. lets see if I can do this without breaking anything..

Hello....

Hello....

Billy FREE CONTENT

Looks good guys

Guess you dont need a "good luck"
;-))

Keep it going...

and uh work it in!

Moose cool stuff

Mike Thanks!
Really happy you could join us!

Johnny Jettis....You rock!
Jimmyslits cool stuff

thanks edd...does bill gates have a piece of oprano.com too? ;-))
MikeS take a look at John's pussy!

Ed, did you broke the Cloacking device???

I can see it now,
John, you need a hair cut!
;-)))
Serge take a look at John's pussy!

Mike...C&D's...ever to excel. ; )

Slits...good to see ya, thanks for stopping by. ; )

JMScore I stopped by oprano.com and I'll I got was this lousy tagline. ; )

John-John, your tagline is fuckered up :((
Lee Noga HardCrank converts bi-curious traffic

Ok you twisted, sick Nyet-Scrape users - you'll be pleased to know you can now view this site all welly-well and properlike in the worlds crummiest browser!
Edd big fish, little fish, swimming in the water....

WHo left out the S-es?

Alex
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Alex, this is a NO aSSes Zone!
;-)))
Serge Business Reply Mail - Postage will be paid by Addressee

Jimmy nice to see you stopping by!! Your party was delightful.... still the event of the year!
Mike AI Good enough to handle Larry Flynts Processing!

Nice and clean, way to go guys. Congrats!!

Now if you'd just put the name of the board in the title tag I'd know where the hell I am with a dozen windows open :)
Taz Business Reply Mail - Postage will be paid by Addressee

Alex, we shaved S for Savings!
(thnaks, Mutt! ;-)))
Serge Business Reply Mail - Postage will be paid by Addressee

Serge,
Haven't played much lately
Still haven't broken 18,000 ;-(
Vick I bookmarked oprano.com and can most always find John here ;-)

OPRANO!?!?...What would big Tony say...Im up here in Northern NJ Offices...I'll ask him at breakfasttommorrow;))

BTW wheres the sweet T been latley!!

Grimm/Stan...eat a carrot!!;))
JohnIP This is the board we have chosen...

http://www.timezone.com/~msandler/AqualungPictorial/Aqualung.html

Any watch experts out there?? I have a watch fetish, and am thinking of making the Aqualung my next watch.

Mike AI With Jettis I can afford a watch!!

Gentelman,

Looks like things are shaping up over here, congrats!

Still trying to get cought up after vegas....But I wanted to drop by and wish you all the best!

BTW how do I get some linking up on this bad ass mofo?
Jimmyslits Only the finest food served here!

damn, i KNEW that when i ordered this machine from Dell i should have taken the photon torpedo option :-(((

MikeS Paying weekly and ontime.... Keeping their pimp hand strong!

I hope mine was not overboard. I am still waiting for my first C&D... maybe I will get 2 now!!

Mike AI Paying weekly and ontime.... Keeping their pimp hand strong!

Well, okay, this is pretty...

Oprano? WHo left out the S-es?

Alex
RawAlex More sales then Serge can shake a broomstick at.

Not bad...some better than others.... ; )
JMScore More sales then Serge can shake a broomstick at.

Vick,
how is your score?
have time for REAL things?
;-))
Serge who prints the money?

if i don't have time to read all the posts, i can bring it up in netscape and the entire page is empty!
serge, you're shaving posts 100%??? ;-)))
congrats anyway, other than that it looks great ;-))

MikeS
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MikeS,
sex.com we are not, all we want
for folks to visit sponsors and MAYBE ocassionally post when browser conditions permit!
;-)))

(thanks for the idea, Webdad, no "stickiness here"
;-)

also...
we use super duper Cloacking device technology we stole from Klignion Empire!
thank you, Mr. Spock!
;-)))
Serge who prints the money?

Check out mine!! ;-)

Maybe its not a good offical slogan but it gets the point across!!
Mike AI Through put so loose, its like your fucking evan in his cavernous ass!

Salon hits back about that guy with Adult Webmaster School, and mentions some of the Free Resource sites (Ynot, Netpond, PornResource.com). Here come the newbies!

http://www.salon.com/tech/inbox/index.html

Brujah This Tagline for Rent! Haha.

Trinity,
are you available for more
"exploratory work"?
;-))

we need another stress test in about 15 mins,
will you do the honors?
Serge who prints the money?

Do some one say tag line
Vick It's your money where are you going to get the best return

the best thing about the new board??
if i don't have time to read all the posts, i can bring it up in netscape and the entire page is empty!
serge, you're shaving posts 100%??? ;-)))
congrats anyway, other than that it looks great ;-))

MikeS And on the 13th day, MikeAI said "Let there be Jettis"!!!

It's a deal, Mike. : )

Serge, let's dance. ; )
JMScore And on the 13th day, MikeAI said "Let there be Jettis"!!!

i dont remember being asked to fuck with your boards? lol just playing
Trinity
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hhahaha,
you thought you were the only one???

we asked a MAN to do a boy's work!
;-))

it wasn't you!
;-))
Serge By the People, For the People!

Congratulations and Best Wishes on oprano.com Gentlemen

Vick By the People, For the People!

JMScores,
I like your new name!
;-))

wanna play a quick round who can come up wiht catchier Jettis ling in tag line???
;-))
Serge By the People, For the People!

Brujah,
thanks, mano!
we asked few "hacking" friends to throw their best at the board and they found few mistakes we made,
we are working on:
1) finding them and charging them with breaking our toy!
2) fixing it!
;-))))
Serge
Mon, 09 Jul 2001 08:02:37 - IP: 12.89.183.237 - Post # 108

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i dont remember being asked to fuck with your boards? lol just playing
Trinity Best Credit Card processing BAR NONE!

Last time I went to Scores I spend a lot of money, John I am sure they would let you use it. If they say anything I will send them a copy of my Amex charge! hahaha

Mike AI Best Credit Card processing BAR NONE!

Brujah

A webmaster resources concept I am working on, coming sooooooooooooooon:)

Grimm Project Webmaster?

Serge,

I'll take your posting advice....but only if Mike agree's to give me legal advice if THAT club seeks trademark infringement. ; )

Luv ya, Mike!!

JMScore Someone say content?

testicles....

yes, I do shave them if they are boiled first
;-)))
Serge No MORONS here! ;-)

Grimm, whats this project webmaster thing ?
Brujah This Tagline For Rent! Haha.

Clicks I shave, PROMISSES I don't
;-0))
Serge
Mon, 09 Jul 2001 08:16:42 - IP: 12.89.183.237 - Post # 117

testicles you do:)
Grimm Project Webmaster?

http://salon.com/tech/feature/2001/07/10/microsoft_school/index.html
Grimm Project Webmaster?

1) Open the post window in a popup so that I can read & respond to messages from JR when i'm posting ;-)))

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so it's written,
so it be done
;-))

guys, I know that the script is a bit RAW, but we made the promise to release today and we stick to our promise.

Clicks I shave, PROMISSES I don't
;-0))
Serge Project Webmaster?

Serge what kinda of msgboard is this where can i get a copy of this i wanna use one of those for my site ?
Dennis
Mon, 09 Jul 2001 08:10:53 - IP: 4.3.93.40 - Post # 112
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Dennis, we have 2 copies available:
1) bugged
2) the one we de-bugging right now.

do you wanna save a buck or two?
the bugged copy is cheaper
;-)))
Serge Project Webmaster?

yeah posting in a popup would be cool

and whomever suggested the cookies to remember your info is a goddam genious:) i love that
Grimm Project Webmaster?

I need a favor from somebosy on the west coast who watches wrestling if possible. Could someone tape the edition of Raw is War tonight... after what just happened this will be a HUGE moment in wrestling history!!

BTW- site looks great guys.. can't wait to see what you all have planned!!
TheEnforcer Want to win your share of $15,000+ worth of content? CLICK HERE.

Serge what kinda of msgboard is this where can i get a copy of this i wanna use one of those for my site ?
Dennis Want to win your share of $15,000+ worth of content? CLICK HERE.

John,
than go with SCORE!
for two reasons:

1) Score is a result everybody know and try to achieve / beat
you associating yourself with RESULT of your action!

2) it's a name of a very popular strip club in NY
;-))))

2) you
Serge Want to win your share of $15,000+ worth of content? CLICK HERE.

Before I leave for the night, 2 things:

A) Great new site, Oporno is definitely one to watch!

B) Just got another $1,300 worth of content contributed to the Adult Content News Grand Opening Contest, care of KremlPorn.com. Over $15k worth of content to be given away on 7/23, you snooze you lose (TM Sharpie)!

ThrobX Want to win your share of $15,000+ worth of content? CLICK HERE.

Mutt bad news for you, http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010709/aponline180148_000.htm

I guess you can get a refund of your front row tickets!!
Mike AI Best Credit Card processing BAR NONE!

Brujah #2 has always been there... :-) We have an awesome programer and support team!!

Mike AI Pssst....click here!

Damn you guys are fast.. ignore my suggestion #2!
Brujah Pssst....click here!

Oops. Sorry
Brujah Pssst....click here!

Board Suggestions:

1. Cut your bandwidth down by almost 80% AND five time increase in loading time, just by enabling output compression with PHP.

http://leknor.com/code/gziped.php?host=www.oprano.com&path=%2Fmsgboard%2Findex.php

2. Cookies remembering the information we use if we post, and then we never have to enter it again! Next post my Name, Email, URL, Link Title, would be remembered. ( Ok so what, I'm lazy. )

Just suggestions.. is it ok to suggest things like this ?
Brujah Pssst....click here!

Serge,

After seeing your name branding resume yesterday, I have to make sure mine has your stamp of approval....if not, I'm just wasting my time. ; )

JMSkor Pssst....click here!

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