Everyone in this business...

[Nickatilynx]

Is totally mad.

[Trev]

Edited!

[DannyCox]

No, we're just alll Sexually Challenged!

Of course, that does drive one Mad, sooner or later

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Is totally mad.

[Nickatilynx]

Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

All the ones who got the hell out.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

All the ones who got the hell out.

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway.

Thanks for proving your qualifications

Compulsive obsessive...

Next!

[Dravyk]

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again?

Jesus , you are enough for a whole fucking Shrink conference... ;-))

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Jesus , you are enough for a whole fucking Shrink conference... ;-))

You're just saying that cause it's true!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Thanks for proving your qualifications

Compulsive obsessive...

Next!

Actually, my main qualification for being an "insane webmaster" is now and has always been...genuinely liking you.

I've received several very tempting committment offers.

[Inabon]

hell yeah we are if anyone has doubt they can see my avatar


buuuuuuaaaaaa buuuuuuuuaaaa hhuuuuuuaaaaa

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, my main qualification for being an "insane webmaster" is now and has always been...genuinely liking you.

I've received several very tempting committment offers.

Any time anyone finds out someone likes Nick they are usually offered to be committed.

[Nickatilynx]

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Any time anyone finds out someone likes Nick they are usually offered to be committed.

It's not as easy as you might think.
A lot of doctors accuse me faking it, saying "*nobody* is THAT crazy."
And...with my luck...I forgot totally where I'd buried the bodies, so I had no physical evidence.


Dontcha just hate it when that happens?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.

How is Chang these days?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

It's not as easy as you might think.
A lot of doctors accuse me faking it, saying "*nobody* is THAT crazy."
And...with my luck...I forgot totally where I'd buried the bodies, so I had no physical evidence.


Dontcha just hate it when that happens?

Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

[MorganGrayson]

My imaginary friends all think his imaginary friends are homosexual.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

*making a note*
Thanks, Drav. Nice to confer with a collegue on these matters. Thumbs up for the display of professionalism.

[PornoDoggy]

My pooka says all yaw'lls invisible friends are full of invisible shit.

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

Can't do that without the witchcraft....now, where did I put those bats.....

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by gigi

Can't do that without the witchcraft....now, where did I put those bats.....

"Scrryyyyyying ... over you"

[Sin]

I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and gaay!!!

I'm not mad at all, quite happy in fact

[Newton]

What the fuck is sane?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Newton

What the fuck is sane?

Not you.

[Newton]

I'll have you know .. I do not wish physical or emotional harm on others or myself

[PornoDoggy]

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

[domtheboy]

Nick, I am not crazy. And my 3 other personalities don't like it when you call me that.

[Sabby]

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

[Chorus:]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

[Chorus]

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

[Chorus]

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way


Sabby

[Almighty Colin]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

How is Chang these days?

Anthony is NOT Chinese!

[Trev]

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here.

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Sabby

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

Sabby

hahaha, I can soooo relate!

[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again?

you got out of sync around X Dravyk.... hmmm out of sync around X sounds like a deeper story to me .

[JoesHO]

oh yeah I forgot too ......

I am the man who is SANE
I am the man making RaIN

[TheEnforcer]

The webmaster community is an........ interesting segment of the population to be sure. ;>))

[TheEnforcer]

Brain Damage

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa!"

[DrGuile]

Im not crazy.

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here.

Mental patients never think they are insane. One of the first signs of trouble is that you can't see what everyone can about you.

[Dravyk]

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go, oh
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated

[PornoDoggy]

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go, oh
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated

One of my all time FAVORITES!! I love the Ramones!! I turn this sucker up loud when I'm in one of *those* moods. (Hush up, all of you.)

High "five," Dravyk!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Red

Mental patients never think they are insane. One of the first signs of trouble is that you can't see what everyone can about you.

Hmm... I missed this.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Hmm... I missed this.

That's because you're in denial.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

That's because you're in denial.

Which one of us?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

Which one of us?

See?! You still are! LOL!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

See?! You still are! LOL!

I used to have one of those, but I had to kill it because it wouldn't eat chips.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Trev

I used to have one of those, but I had to kill it because it wouldn't eat chips.

I swear that sounds like something Holly would say on Red Dwarf.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I swear that sounds like something Holly would say on Red Dwarf.

This one: