Everyone in this business...
 

Is totally mad.

:)

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Edited!

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

No, we're just alll Sexually Challenged!

Of course, that does drive one Mad, sooner or later

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

:hello2:

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Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

All the ones who got the hell out.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway. :blink:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Thanks for proving your qualifications :)

Compulsive obsessive...

Next!

:)

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/happy45.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boober.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bounce.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ooh2.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dance.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/seesaw01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...f_viking01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/butt.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...nkelephant.gif

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Jesus , you are enough for a whole fucking Shrink conference... ;-))

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

You're just saying that cause it's true! :blush:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Actually, my main qualification for being an "insane webmaster" is now and has always been...genuinely liking you.

I've received several very tempting committment offers.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

hell yeah we are if anyone has doubt they can see my avatar


buuuuuuaaaaaa buuuuuuuuaaaa hhuuuuuuaaaaa

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Any time anyone finds out someone likes Nick they are usually offered to be committed. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

It's not as easy as you might think.
A lot of doctors accuse me faking it, saying "*nobody* is THAT crazy."
And...with my luck...I forgot totally where I'd buried the bodies, so I had no physical evidence.


Dontcha just hate it when that happens?

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

How is Chang these days? :)

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Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

My imaginary friends all think his imaginary friends are homosexual.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

*making a note*
Thanks, Drav. Nice to confer with a collegue on these matters. Thumbs up for the display of professionalism. :okthumb: :okthumb:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

My pooka says all yaw'lls invisible friends are full of invisible shit.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Can't do that without the witchcraft....now, where did I put those bats.....

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

"Scrryyyyyying ... over you" :)

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and gaay!!!

I'm not mad at all, quite happy in fact ;)

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

What the fuck is sane?

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Not you. :)

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I'll have you know .. I do not wish physical or emotional harm on others or myself :)

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Nick, I am not crazy. And my 3 other personalities don't like it when you call me that.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

[Chorus:]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

[Chorus]

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

[Chorus]

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way


Sabby:flash:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Anthony is NOT Chinese!

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here. :unsure:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

hahaha, I can soooo relate!

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

you got out of sync around X Dravyk.... hmmm out of sync around X sounds like a deeper story to me .

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

oh yeah I forgot too ......

I am the man who is SANE
I am the man making RaIN

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

The webmaster community is an........ interesting segment of the population to be sure. ;>))

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Brain Damage

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa!"

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Im not crazy.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Mental patients never think they are insane. One of the first signs of trouble is that you can't see what everyone can about you. :cuckoo1:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go, oh
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated

:rokk:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

One of my all time FAVORITES!! I love the Ramones!! I turn this sucker up loud when I'm in one of *those* moods. (Hush up, all of you.)

High "five," Dravyk! :okthumb:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Hmm... I missed this. :gonnageti

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

That's because you're in denial. :)

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

Which one of us? :blink:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

See?! You still are! LOL!

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

I used to have one of those, but I had to kill it because it wouldn't eat chips. :cuckoo1:

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

I swear that sounds like something Holly would say on Red Dwarf.

http://www.apsg70.dsl.pipex.com/wall...warf-Holly.jpg

Re: Everyone in this business...
 

This one:

http://www.british-sitcom.co.uk/red_...har_holly2.jpg

:D