Anyone want to pour me a beer?

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

It's been long enough... And I could really use a damn drink tonight - Who's pouring so I can blame me drinking tonight on you tomorrow ?

xenigo · 08-10-2005

:

ours beer Cheers!

I'm not taking the blame, but here's an Excedrin and a couple glasses of water before bed!

Sabby · 08-10-2005

I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...

Sabby

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

Heh, too late ...

I waited till 12:40 my time (1:40 EST) for someone to take the blame for me... Rightfully so, no-one did

Anyways, I screwed up three months was damn good ... I'll start over. All I know is for one night I'm not going to have to worry about sheyat

I can laugh... and enjoy myself... LOL

Anyone wanna play Yahoo Backgammon or Pogo Backgammon... maybe some euchre... Going to be dicking around tonight (no real $$ gambling tho')

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...

Sabby

Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women?

All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanLanane

Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women?

All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!

LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

haha

Sabby

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

P.S. Sabrina, I owe the IRS 40K and am waiting till I have two consecutive quarterly payments made in full and going to try one of those tax settlement firms 'pennies on the dollars'

Just going to pray to god that they take a offer in comprimise, as they would literally wipe out my equity in this house after you figure in realtor fees etc... Would pry start going after personal possesions, retirement stuff, etc

My stupid ass fault for letting it get this far...

Heard of people who owed hundreds of thousands settling for 30% roughly... Let's pray I'm one of the lucky ones and I get 25% or so

You would think they 'might let it slide' given the amount I did pay over the years... Christ I paid more in than I thought I would make in my life when I was 16 lol ...

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

haha

Sabby

They don't care... BUT ....

You better NOT Catch them on a day where they have PMS or the guy who is on his 10th anniv. of being 'pussy free'

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

BTW, Sabby When do we get to see that pic (avatar) with the camera shooting from the front?

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanLanane

They don't care... BUT ....

You better NOT Catch them on a day where they have PMS or the guy who is on his 10th anniv. of being 'pussy free'

Oh hell if I get an auditor who hasnt had pussy in 10 years I think I got it made!!!

Sabby

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

I'll get someone on the hacking ... er re-scheduling process...

Anyone Seen BobX ?

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanLanane

BTW, Sabby When do we get to see that pic (avatar) with the camera shooting from the front?

Here's one from the front

Ooops that didnt work. I dont know how to put in a pic on the new board.

Sabby

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Trying again!

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Trying again!

Damn, you aren't in IL by any chance...

Uhhh.......

Peoria area?

LOL

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanLanane

Damn, you aren't in IL by any chance...

Uhhh.......

Peoria area?

LOL

Edmonton, Canada

Sabby

RyanLanane · 08-10-2005

Got a 'couple' buddies from a few years back I haven't spoken to in a while that were from B.C. - Never visited though

Hear it's incredible up there there tho'

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanLanane

Got a 'couple' buddies from a few years back I haven't spoken to in a while that were from B.C. - Never visited though

Hear it's incredible up there there tho'

Summers are nice, winters are deathly cold (but I get alot of work done). And we have a really nice mall to shop at.

B.C. is alot nicer. I really like the Kelowna/Penticton area. Vancouver is nice too but very expensive, rains too much... and gives me frizzy hair!

Sabby

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Okay...

I got me a beer now...

back to work for me!

Sabby

MorganGrayson · 08-10-2005

Nice to meet the front of you, Sabby!

Sabby · 08-10-2005

OMG!!! You wouldnt believe how much money I spent on underwear last year...

and FUCK Yeah!!! Thats a write-off!

Sabby

Winetalk.com · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...

Sabby

I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough

Thanks for reminding me. That bottle of wine is a write-off too

Sabby

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Anything I could possibly stick up my ass (and I probably have)

IS a tax write-off!!!

Sabby

Nickatilynx · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Summers are nice, winters are deathly cold (but I get alot of work done). And we have a really nice mall to shop at.

B.C. is alot nicer. I really like the Kelowna/Penticton area. Vancouver is nice too but very expensive, rains too much... and gives me frizzy hair!

Sabby

Next time you are down this way let me know.

Anthony · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Anything I could possibly stick up my ass (and I probably have)

IS a tax write-off!!!

Sabby

Hrmmm...

I'm at a lost for anything witty to say about sticking something up Sabby's ass and it being a tax write off.

Nickatilynx · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Hrmmm...

I'm at a lost for anything witty to say about sticking something up Sabby's ass and it being a tax write off.

GOT ONE!!!!

Uusally when I submit tax write offs , CCRA stick it up my ass!

;-)

Sabby · 08-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Next time you are down this way let me know.

Oh sure Nick... you just want to leave town again!!!

Sabby

Sabby · 08-14-2005

As soon as I get my tax shit filed. I'll hop on West Jet and make a special trip.

You can buy dinner!!

Sabby

Mike AI · 08-14-2005

Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

:-)

Sabby · 08-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike AI

Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

:-)

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

Sabby · 08-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

Oppssssssss...

That sounds naughty too.

LOL

Sabby

Dravyk · 08-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

Mike has ADD, don't mind him.

RyanLanane · 08-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

I had my credit card out and already dialed the number for Sybaris Sabby

http://www.sybaris.com

Nickatilynx · 08-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

As soon as I get my tax shit filed. I'll hop on West Jet and make a special trip.

You can buy dinner!!

Sabby

I will

08-10-2005	#1
RyanLanane Going Back to My Roots Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,123	Anyone want to pour me a beer? It's been long enough... And I could really use a damn drink tonight - Who's pouring so I can blame me drinking tonight on you tomorrow ? __________________ ICQ # 253483920 E-mail : ryan1978@insightbb.com

08-10-2005	#2
xenigo Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 66	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? :ours beer Cheers! I'm not taking the blame, but here's an Excedrin and a couple glasses of water before bed!

08-10-2005	#3
Sabby GOLD DIGGER Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,421	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? I could use a bottle of wine right about now... Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out... I am soooooo late... and fuck... I owe alot of money... This is really no fun at all... Some wine would make me alot more creative... Sabby

08-10-2005	#4
RyanLanane Going Back to My Roots Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,123	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? Heh, too late ... I waited till 12:40 my time (1:40 EST) for someone to take the blame for me... Rightfully so, no-one did Anyways, I screwed up three months was damn good ... I'll start over. All I know is for one night I'm not going to have to worry about sheyat I can laugh... and enjoy myself... LOL Anyone wanna play Yahoo Backgammon or Pogo Backgammon... maybe some euchre... Going to be dicking around tonight (no real $$ gambling tho') __________________ ICQ # 253483920 E-mail : ryan1978@insightbb.com

08-10-2005	#7
RyanLanane Going Back to My Roots Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,123	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? P.S. Sabrina, I owe the IRS 40K and am waiting till I have two consecutive quarterly payments made in full and going to try one of those tax settlement firms 'pennies on the dollars' Just going to pray to god that they take a offer in comprimise, as they would literally wipe out my equity in this house after you figure in realtor fees etc... Would pry start going after personal possesions, retirement stuff, etc My stupid ass fault for letting it get this far... Heard of people who owed hundreds of thousands settling for 30% roughly... Let's pray I'm one of the lucky ones and I get 25% or so You would think they 'might let it slide' given the amount I did pay over the years... Christ I paid more in than I thought I would make in my life when I was 16 lol ... __________________ ICQ # 253483920 E-mail : ryan1978@insightbb.com Last edited by RyanLanane; 08-10-2005 at 02:23 AM.

08-10-2005	#19
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? Nice to meet the front of you, Sabby!

08-14-2005	#28
Sabby GOLD DIGGER Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,421	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? As soon as I get my tax shit filed. I'll hop on West Jet and make a special trip. You can buy dinner!! Sabby

08-14-2005	#29
Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer? Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!! :-) __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!