Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

It's been long enough... And I could really use a damn drink tonight - Who's pouring so I can blame me drinking tonight on you tomorrow ?

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::pours beer Cheers! :D I'm not taking the blame, but here's an Excedrin and a couple glasses of water before bed!

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I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Heh, too late ...


I waited till 12:40 my time (1:40 EST) for someone to take the blame for me... Rightfully so, no-one did :mad:

Anyways, I screwed up three months was damn good ... I'll start over. All I know is for one night I'm not going to have to worry about sheyat ;)

I can laugh... and enjoy myself... LOL :)

Anyone wanna play Yahoo Backgammon or Pogo Backgammon... maybe some euchre... Going to be dicking around tonight (no real $$ gambling tho')

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women? :okthumb:


All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

haha


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

P.S. Sabrina, I owe the IRS 40K and am waiting till I have two consecutive quarterly payments made in full and going to try one of those tax settlement firms 'pennies on the dollars'

Just going to pray to god that they take a offer in comprimise, as they would literally wipe out my equity in this house after you figure in realtor fees etc... Would pry start going after personal possesions, retirement stuff, etc :( My stupid ass fault for letting it get this far...

Heard of people who owed hundreds of thousands settling for 30% roughly... Let's pray I'm one of the lucky ones and I get 25% or so :)


You would think they 'might let it slide' given the amount I did pay over the years... Christ I paid more in than I thought I would make in my life when I was 16 lol ...

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They don't care... BUT ....

You better NOT Catch them on a day where they have PMS or the guy who is on his 10th anniv. of being 'pussy free'

:yowsa:

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BTW, Sabby When do we get to see that pic (avatar) with the camera shooting from the front? :)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Oh hell if I get an auditor who hasnt had pussy in 10 years I think I got it made!!!


Sabby:)

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I'll get someone on the hacking ... er re-scheduling process...

Anyone Seen BobX ? ;)

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Here's one from the front :)

Ooops that didnt work. I dont know how to put in a pic on the new board.


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Trying again!

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Damn, you aren't in IL by any chance...

Uhhh.......

Peoria area?

LOL :okthumb:

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Edmonton, Canada


Sabby:)

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Got a 'couple' buddies from a few years back I haven't spoken to in a while that were from B.C. - Never visited though :(

Hear it's incredible up there there tho'

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Summers are nice, winters are deathly cold (but I get alot of work done). And we have a really nice mall to shop at.

B.C. is alot nicer. I really like the Kelowna/Penticton area. Vancouver is nice too but very expensive, rains too much... and gives me frizzy hair!


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Okay...

I got me a beer now...

back to work for me!


Sabby:)

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Nice to meet the front of you, Sabby! :bwave:

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OMG!!! You wouldnt believe how much money I spent on underwear last year...

and FUCK Yeah!!! Thats a write-off!


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough
;) :p

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Thanks for reminding me. That bottle of wine is a write-off too :)


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Anything I could possibly stick up my ass (and I probably have)

IS a tax write-off!!!


Sabby:)

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Next time you are down this way let me know. :)

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Hrmmm...

I'm at a lost for anything witty to say about sticking something up Sabby's ass and it being a tax write off. :(:(

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GOT ONE!!!!

Uusally when I submit tax write offs , CCRA stick it up my ass!

;-)

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Oh sure Nick... you just want to leave town again!!!


Sabby:)

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As soon as I get my tax shit filed. I'll hop on West Jet and make a special trip.

You can buy dinner!!


Sabby:)

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

:-)

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Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!

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Oppssssssss...

That sounds naughty too.

LOL


Sabby:)

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Mike has ADD, don't mind him. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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I had my credit card out and already dialed the number for Sybaris Sabby :(

http://www.sybaris.com

Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?
 

I will :)