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What would you choose if both girls were of average intelligence:
hot but not so good in bed, doesnt like oral sex, probably no chance of improvement as time goes on, you know the girl I am talking about. But is just mad smoking hot.
or
not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.
Trophy wife or great sex?
Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.
Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 7 2003, 10:30 PM
not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.
Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.
I've already made my choice.
My girl is a fucking beast in bed, I love it...and her
You'll get to meet her in dam, she doesn't speak almost any english, so I hope you know finnish.
Although, with my looks I couldn't even get a goodlooking, partying cunt who thinks she's better than the rest of us.. which leaves me devastated.
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Its not my fault, all you seemed to speak english. Even when I would end up in the seediest bar in Helsinki with the rejects of Finnish society, they all spoke english as well. I never could figure out why everything seemed to end in "ainen".
It sucks, I never got to get into the remote areas of Finland, I wanted to meet some hillbilly finns.
Nobody drinks harder than Finns, its fucking sick how much you people drink. One of the drunkest years of my life.
They sell beer in the school cafeteria at U of Helsinki. At orientation, they had a little seperate orientation to acclimate the Americans to drinking culture, I shit you not. I guess for many years past, every group of Americans that came over would get caught up and just spend the whole time partying like it was cancun. Which is ironic, as that is exactly what we ended up doing. Bars that close at 4am and open at 6 am? cmon.
The experiences I have had with gorgeous women have ALL been bad ones.
Because they are attractive and desirable all their self-esteem is derived from the attention of men. They also tend to have fragile little egos and are always seeking validation because deep inside they know they lack substance. Basically, too much bullshit for too little.
I'd go for the homely looking girl. I guarantee they will try harder and will be prepared to go though more shit with you than any prima donna barbie doll bitch who thinks she could do better at the drop of a hat.
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I went with C. The pretty country girl who you can win her over real quick with a few flashy things. then upgrade her to pot smoking/geek/open minded girl with years of contact smoke, gentle molding, and lots of cunnilingus.
I'm a happy man
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go for the sex. You can learn to love someone who gives you good sex. if you had a supermodel girlfriend who is lousy in bed you'd be bored with her and there'd always be other guys trying to scoop her up.
Originally posted by R3K@Dec 7 2003, 11:41 PM I went with C. The pretty country girl who you can win her over real quick with a few flashy things. then upgrade her to pot smoking/geek/open minded girl with years of contact smoke, gentle molding, and lots of cunnilingus.
I haven't experienced the problems Joe has. I think i'm just lucky. My girlfriend is gorgeous, and is quite modest. On top of that, she's intelligent, funny.. and... open minded.
Originally posted by chodadog@Dec 8 2003, 01:13 AM Given that choice, i'd go with the second girl.
I haven't experienced the problems Joe has. I think i'm just lucky. My girlfriend is gorgeous, and is quite modest. On top of that, she's intelligent, funny.. and... open minded.
...and made of latex?
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Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 02:30 AM What would you choose if both girls were of average intelligence:
hot but not so good in bed, doesnt like oral sex, probably no chance of improvement as time goes on, you know the girl I am talking about. But is just mad smoking hot.
or
not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.
Trophy wife or great sex?
Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.
I'd rather have someone that can match wits. Looks and sex are not a top priorty. Looks can change, you can no longer have sex, but she can still match wits.
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I'd say kick the trophy wife to the curb and go with the Romanian porn star! If looks get to be a problem you can always get her a makeover!
Its of tantamount import in a relationship that she LIKE oral sex - both giving and recieving.... Myself, I've never been in a relationship with a woman who didn't LOVE to smoke pole - and SWALLOW!
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non-body beautiful people are the best lovers. Not so much because they try harder but because it is less of a 'me me me' thing and they are less likely to be passing unfair judgement on your own body. So, makes for a more comfortable time all around.
I almost hate to say it, but Joe pretty much nailed this one on the head.
Barbie dolls are neurotic, high-maintenance bitches with lots of drama.
The girl who's comfortable with herself is a far better choice.
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Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Dec 8 2003, 01:40 AM
Although, with my looks I couldn't even get a goodlooking, partying cunt who thinks she's better than the rest of us.. which leaves me devastated.
The real partying cunts know that Fat Guys Can Fuck.
Of course the ones that dont know....grudge fuck em. They were made to become your anal sperm receptical.
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Originally posted by Julene@Dec 8 2003, 12:14 PM I actually quit a retail management job in the mall two years ago cause I had a sexual predator/sex addict type guy that would not leave me alone.
Sorry, I didnt mean to scare you like that........
Myself, I've never been in a relationship with a woman who didn't LOVE to smoke pole - and SWALLOW!
You mean there was a CHOICE? LMAO - honestly, it never entered my mind NOT to swallow (shrug)
Just a reminder tho - what is true about the self-centered, neurotic "barbie doll" types can also be true about the macho, "i'm too sexy for my shirt" (and any human being), self-proclaimed studs.
I'll take the friendship, respect, trust & love first - and if he can stay hard for days on end, well, that's a helluva perk.
And, I'm not complaining - I'm one of the lucky ones (huge grin).
Myself, I've never been in a relationship with a woman who didn't LOVE to smoke pole - and SWALLOW!
You mean there was a CHOICE? LMAO - honestly, it never entered my mind NOT to swallow (shrug)
Just a reminder tho - what is true about the self-centered, neurotic "barbie doll" types can also be true about the macho, "i'm too sexy for my shirt" (and any human being), self-proclaimed studs.
I'll take the friendship, respect, trust & love first - and if he can stay hard for days on end, well, that's a helluva perk.
And, I'm not complaining - I'm one of the lucky ones (huge grin).
"and if he can stay hard for days on end, well, that's a helluva perk."
Originally posted by Snoops@Dec 8 2003, 12:39 PM Just a reminder tho - what is true about the self-centered, neurotic "barbie doll" types can also be true about the macho, "i'm too sexy for my shirt" (and any human being), self-proclaimed studs.
exactly...
football captains do deserve cheerleaders and vice versa.......
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 8 2003, 07:49 PM exactly...
football captains do deserve cheerleaders and vice versa.......
You should have put a disclaimer that they have to do it with someone from the chess/maths/computer club a least once... I mean after all how are we ever going to know it's not good for us if they stick to the jocks
lmao peaches, I AM an old woman!! If the walker fits.... lol
Fatbaby - damn skippy - older women (at least some of us, guess I can't make that a blanket statement lol) don't have to be asked or instructed - they just DO it and do it well - and even enjoy the "doing" - what's better than that?
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Ya know, I knew better than to use the "d" word - Mark told me about Serge's little programming funny - but did I remember? hell nooooooooo
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So, yet ANOTHER post edited. Is there an award for the most edited posts?
I dont think people should settle or compromise in relationships when they are considering marriage. either you are 100% compatable for each other or not. women are the worst at thinking they can change the guy once they are married... guys are really bad at thinking they can tollerate more than they will.
My opinion is that too many people get married too young without the benefit of life experience to guide them in decision making. FAR too many people are seeking out people for the wrong reasons and confusing love with co-dependence, insecurity and various other needs that would be far better satisfied with therapy and medication rather than creating a doomed marriage and miserable children.
I have had sex with tons of girls that i thought were perfect physically. Girls that i thought were 10's. It was really cool for about a year. Then i started finding myself wanting more and that a perfect physical relationship for me, could never be as fulfilling if there was not a strong emotional bond.
Sex is sex. If that is what people are most interested in, then there is no reason on earth to consider getting married. just go fuck.
Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 03:44 PM Is there something about getting older and digging beefy girls? The older I get, the worse it gets. Either that, or I am part black.
The older you get the more in touch with reality you get.......
Just wait 20 years until you're in your 50s...... You won't care what she looks like at all by then...............
Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 8 2003, 01:30 AM What would you choose if both girls were of average intelligence:
hot but not so good in bed, doesnt like oral sex, probably no chance of improvement as time goes on, you know the girl I am talking about. But is just mad smoking hot.
or
not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.
Trophy wife or great sex?
Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.
Great sex is very important....
However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.
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