What would you choose if both girls were of average intelligence:

hot but not so good in bed, doesnt like oral sex, probably no chance of improvement as time goes on, you know the girl I am talking about. But is just mad smoking hot.

or

not so cute, borderline homely, but tears your ass up in bed like a freakish little Romanian pornstar type freak.

Trophy wife or great sex?



Shit, you could add fat to the list on the second one and I would still take her. The sex hands down.

I've already made my choice.
My girl is a fucking beast in bed, I love it...and her :)
You'll get to meet her in dam, she doesn't speak almost any english, so I hope you know finnish.

Although, with my looks I couldn't even get a goodlooking, partying cunt who thinks she's better than the rest of us.. which leaves me devastated. :)

Sex ! Sex SEX !

Once and awhile I try and remember my finnish.

I can count to 5, order beer, say hi and bye, and merry xmas.

Its not my fault, all you seemed to speak english. Even when I would end up in the seediest bar in Helsinki with the rejects of Finnish society, they all spoke english as well. I never could figure out why everything seemed to end in "ainen".

It sucks, I never got to get into the remote areas of Finland, I wanted to meet some hillbilly finns.

Nobody drinks harder than Finns, its fucking sick how much you people drink. One of the drunkest years of my life.
They sell beer in the school cafeteria at U of Helsinki. At orientation, they had a little seperate orientation to acclimate the Americans to drinking culture, I shit you not. I guess for many years past, every group of Americans that came over would get caught up and just spend the whole time partying like it was cancun. Which is ironic, as that is exactly what we ended up doing. Bars that close at 4am and open at 6 am? cmon.

Suomi rules, I miss it dearly.

I never would have guessed you would have picked that.

The experiences I have had with gorgeous women have ALL been bad ones.

Because they are attractive and desirable all their self-esteem is derived from the attention of men. They also tend to have fragile little egos and are always seeking validation because deep inside they know they lack substance. Basically, too much bullshit for too little.

I'd go for the homely looking girl. I guarantee they will try harder and will be prepared to go though more shit with you than any prima donna barbie doll bitch who thinks she could do better at the drop of a hat.



Last edited by Joe Sixpack at Dec 7 2003, 11:16 PM

finland is indeed cool, literally. I hate the weather. Otherwise I love the damn country, if it was summer all the time I'd be a happy camper. :)

I went with C. The pretty country girl who you can win her over real quick with a few flashy things. then upgrade her to pot smoking/geek/open minded girl with years of contact smoke, gentle molding, and lots of cunnilingus.

I'm a happy man :D

I never would have guessed you would have picked that.[/b][/quote]
I'll assume you are joking ! :)

Well, you can't blame me for saying sex . I am married to a man who has probably had a pituitary tumor our whole marriage so you can say I never got much of anything . It's fucking amazing I have two kids ! It makes me think God is a woman... LOL...

OH, the best sex I ever had was with my ex boyfriend. Yes, he was a nerd and 14 years older than me. He disappeared from my life almost 4 years next April.

I guess moving out with me was a fate he could not partake.. LOL

go for the sex. You can learn to love someone who gives you good sex. if you had a supermodel girlfriend who is lousy in bed you'd be bored with her and there'd always be other guys trying to scoop her up.

I'll assume you are joking ! :)

Well, you can't blame me for saying sex . I am married to a man who has probably had a pituitary tumor our whole marriage so you can say I never got much of anything . It's fucking amazing I have two kids ! It makes me think God is a woman... LOL...

OH, the best sex I ever had was with my ex boyfriend. Yes, he was a nerd and 14 years older than me. He disappeared from my life almost 4 years next April.

I guess moving out with me was a fate he could not partake.. LOL[/b][/quote]

Of course I kid. I have you pegged the sexual predator type. You got a one track mind woman. :)

hell yeah

Given that choice, i'd go with the second girl.

I haven't experienced the problems Joe has. I think i'm just lucky. My girlfriend is gorgeous, and is quite modest. On top of that, she's intelligent, funny.. and... open minded. :D

...and made of latex?

Haha, no. But she's allergic to latex. Oh so lucky.

I'd rather have someone that can match wits. Looks and sex are not a top priorty. Looks can change, you can no longer have sex, but she can still match wits.

Here's a tip. Nobody cares what Kapitan Ivanov thinks.

I'd say kick the trophy wife to the curb and go with the Romanian porn star! If looks get to be a problem you can always get her a makeover!

Its of tantamount import in a relationship that she LIKE oral sex - both giving and recieving.... Myself, I've never been in a relationship with a woman who didn't LOVE to smoke pole - and SWALLOW!

non-body beautiful people are the best lovers. Not so much because they try harder but because it is less of a 'me me me' thing and they are less likely to be passing unfair judgement on your own body. So, makes for a more comfortable time all around.

I almost hate to say it, but Joe pretty much nailed this one on the head.
Barbie dolls are neurotic, high-maintenance bitches with lots of drama.
The girl who's comfortable with herself is a far better choice.

The real partying cunts know that Fat Guys Can Fuck.

Of course the ones that dont know....grudge fuck em. They were made to become your anal sperm receptical.

Always take the chick who's more fun.

Always go with someone you like.......

I know that sounds retarded, but it's the truth....

When it comes to long term... "Like" will override almost every other factor when it comes to being able to stay together without killing each other.

Of course I kid. I have you pegged the sexual predator type. You got a one track mind woman. :)[/b][/quote]
sexual predator ! hahahaha. I am fucking NUN ! (getting NONE )


I actually quit a retail management job in the mall two years ago cause I had a sexual predator/sex addict type guy that would not leave me alone.

Sorry, I didnt mean to scare you like that........

:unsure:

You mean there was a CHOICE? LMAO - honestly, it never entered my mind NOT to swallow (shrug)

Just a reminder tho - what is true about the self-centered, neurotic "barbie doll" types can also be true about the macho, "i'm too sexy for my shirt" (and any human being), self-proclaimed studs.

I'll take the friendship, respect, trust & love first - and if he can stay hard for days on end, well, that's a helluva perk.

And, I'm not complaining - I'm one of the lucky ones (huge grin).



Last edited by Snoops at Dec 8 2003, 09:40 AM

Are you going to be in Vegas :awinky: :inlove:

"and if he can stay hard for days on end, well, that's a helluva perk."


woo hooo ! Lucky You ! :D

Sorry, I didnt mean to scare you like that........

:unsure:[/b][/quote]
hahaha :awinky:

Are you going to be in Vegas :awinky: :inlove:[/b][/quote]
lmao

yup - I'll be the one with a sore jaw, who "prefers to stand" and big grin - by Vegas it'll have been a couple months since I saw my better half and got to um, er....snack :)

(trying to cum up with a believable innocent look)

oh well, not working (snort) :purpdance:



Last edited by Snoops at Dec 8 2003, 09:52 AM

exactly...

football captains do deserve cheerleaders and vice versa.......

:yowsa:

You should have put a disclaimer that they have to do it with someone from the chess/maths/computer club a least once... I mean after all how are we ever going to know it's not good for us if they stick to the jocks :D

lmao

yup - I'll be the one with a sore jaw, who "prefers to stand" and big grin - by Vegas it'll have been a couple months since I saw my better half and got to um, er....snack :)

(trying to cum up with a believable innocent look)

oh well, not working (snort) :purpdance:[/b][/quote]
Hahahaha :D

I love the edits... :)

LOL I'm having serious issues with this "quote" feature dammit.

I'm one of those old-timers who just hasn't gotten the hang of fancy, threaded boards lol

First post I made in this thread, somehow got 3 quotes of same thing and had to edit.

Oh well, never said I was the brightest lightbulb in the bunch :o) lol

And, ya know, if yer gonna fix the f-ups, ya may as well improve the post while yer at it (grin)

I was happy with the post before you added: who "prefers to stand"...

It allowed my imagination more freedom :yowsa:

:D

LOL

Well, most men I've met in this business have NO trouble whatsoever maintaining the freedom of their imaginations.

My guess is you're no different (grin)

:matey:

Ok, i admit it, i'm playing with the emoticons lmao

:moon:

Thats ok, Snoops - you're forgiven! You should play with the bananas - they are fun....
:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:

Damn straight, Snoops - those guys with the "high pro glow" are just the same as Barbies, only they've got outdoor plumbing!

There are exceptions of course. Some Barbies and Jocks are completely down to earth folks who are genuinely fun to be around and super nice.

Snoops I recommend the PURPLE banana..... *grin*
:purpdance: :purpdance: :purpdance:

Thats ok, Snoops - you're forgiven! You should play with the bananas - they are fun....
:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:[/b][/quote]
Watch it, Labret's going to call you an old woman! :P

I kinda like 'old women' :gbounce:

I'll take the hardcore humpaholic anyday...she can always get plastic surgery, a ditzy hot chick can't exactly get a personality transplant.......

lmao peaches, I AM an old woman!! If the walker fits.... lol

Fatbaby - damn skippy - older women (at least some of us, guess I can't make that a blanket statement lol) don't have to be asked or instructed - they just DO it and do it well - and even enjoy the "doing" - what's better than that?

:purpdance:

(I'm likin this purple guy, a lot lol)

Ya know, I knew better than to use the "d" word - Mark told me about Serge's little programming funny - but did I remember? hell nooooooooo

LMAO

So, yet ANOTHER post edited. Is there an award for the most edited posts?

(snort)




Last edited by Snoops at Dec 8 2003, 12:04 PM

I dont think people should settle or compromise in relationships when they are considering marriage. either you are 100% compatable for each other or not. women are the worst at thinking they can change the guy once they are married... guys are really bad at thinking they can tollerate more than they will.

My opinion is that too many people get married too young without the benefit of life experience to guide them in decision making. FAR too many people are seeking out people for the wrong reasons and confusing love with co-dependence, insecurity and various other needs that would be far better satisfied with therapy and medication rather than creating a doomed marriage and miserable children.

I have had sex with tons of girls that i thought were perfect physically. Girls that i thought were 10's. It was really cool for about a year. Then i started finding myself wanting more and that a perfect physical relationship for me, could never be as fulfilling if there was not a strong emotional bond.

Sex is sex. If that is what people are most interested in, then there is no reason on earth to consider getting married. just go fuck.

Is there something about getting older and digging beefy girls? The older I get, the worse it gets. Either that, or I am part black.

The older you get the more in touch with reality you get.......

Just wait 20 years until you're in your 50s...... You won't care what she looks like at all by then...............

Great sex is very important....

However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.

:D

Why not both? Most here can afford it.

Generally tho I am with you I would pick the sex.

:bjump:

Man these jumping bananas just never get old.



Last edited by Shoplifter at Dec 8 2003, 01:06 PM

The older you get the more in touch with reality you get.......

Just wait 20 years until you're in your 50s...... You won't care what she looks like at all by then...............[/b][/quote]

Thats pretty bad for me now as well. I almost prefer average to homely girls, moreso than ever before. By 50 I figure I wont even care if its male or female.

Great sex is very important....

However, someone like you Labret should be able to turn the trophy wife into a naughty little slut.

:D[/b][/quote]
hahaha

You are always so funny !



Hey, Labret ! Are you sure the beefy women are not really normal sized women ? You are use to pencil thin models !


:)