The Oprano Song

Vick · 01-02-2003

Inspired by sinfulone's post about Oprano and boards
I'm stuck now and am forgetting a lot and haven't been able to add everyone in so feel free to amend, add and just fuck around - or not
With apologies to Aerosmith (As I ripped off their song No Surprise) here is the rough first version of the Orpano Song

Back in two thousand one
We all heard the starters gun
Ynottopond, to lose it was a pity
Serge got bit on his titty
and Oprano was born

We all shot the shit on the board
Porn Rumors spewed by Luke Ford
Photogreg's reality porn took MILF's and said we're gonna make you a star
Just the way you are

But with all our style
We could see in the eyes
That we is still on trial
and it's no surprise

MikeAI, Edd and Mutt kept kicking Ass
As usual time will tell
But some bitch in the choir
Threw water on the fires of hell
Serge played show and tell
and he did tell, Ask J. Barley how he tells

Nick and Anthony put Brad in a situation fetal
Vick's ass vaccinated with a phonograph needle
Said Ibill lookie here, Processors of mine
You just been busted big time
IP Trace
Try to save face
For one dollar donations too

Mike AI · 01-03-2003

Vick I like it, but I need to hear you sing it!!!

Vick · 01-03-2003

Thanks Mike but I couldn't carry a tune if I had a bucket
he he he

cj · 01-06-2003

I'd help if I knew the words and tune of the original song ... LOL

I have a half finished one here sung to the tune of 'walk on the wild side'

Serge came from Boca in Fla
With Lady Law he's travelled the USA
Fucked ze tiger on ze way
Uncovered Confucy, who isn't a He ... she said
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Mike A I came up from New Orlins
He just married Katie, she is such a darlin
she never even lost her head, when she caught him giving billy head
She said Hey babe, take a walk on the wildside
She said hey honey, take a walk on the wildside
And the opranauts go ... do do do do dodo

Everyone thinks that voodooman is gay
Its just because, he never gets laid
A knockback here and a knockback there
Las Vegas City is the place where he said:
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
OR
VoodooMan, never ever gets laid
Last time he had sex, he had to pay and pay
A hooker here and a stripper there
Las Vegas City is the place where he said:
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Colin & JR came and hit the street
Looking for paysites who will add their feed
Went to the Apollo, you should have seen him go go go - they said:

Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

and now i'm stuck ....

;-)))

voodooman · 01-06-2003

Bravo, Bravo.

Very creative cj.

Vick · 01-06-2003

CJ - that's excellent!!!!

I'm in tears

and the opranos go
do do do do do do do do do

cj · 01-06-2003

Vick, i need the last verse, and something to finish the 2nd last verse ...

Jackie is just speeding away,
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash, Valium would have helped that bash - she said:

Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo

Vick · 01-06-2003

Hmmmm
How about something like

Jackie Barley is just fading away,
Thought she was Kimberly Tracey for a day
Then I guess she meet the truth, when Serge turned into a sleuth - she said:

and maybe something like

Colin & JR came and hit the street
To give surfers a reason to beat their meat
Started up Pleaure Labs, grabbed girls right outta rehabs - they said:

Last edited by Vick at Jan 6 2003, 12:57 AM

hybrid · 01-06-2003

....yo.

cj · 01-06-2003

yeah!!
Vick, I do believe we have a couple of hits for the oprano album!!

:P

01-02-2003	#1
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Inspired by sinfulone's post about Oprano and boards I'm stuck now and am forgetting a lot and haven't been able to add everyone in so feel free to amend, add and just fuck around - or not With apologies to Aerosmith (As I ripped off their song No Surprise) here is the rough first version of the Orpano Song Back in two thousand one We all heard the starters gun Ynottopond, to lose it was a pity Serge got bit on his titty and Oprano was born We all shot the shit on the board Porn Rumors spewed by Luke Ford Photogreg's reality porn took MILF's and said we're gonna make you a star Just the way you are But with all our style We could see in the eyes That we is still on trial and it's no surprise MikeAI, Edd and Mutt kept kicking Ass As usual time will tell But some bitch in the choir Threw water on the fires of hell Serge played show and tell and he did tell, Ask J. Barley how he tells Nick and Anthony put Brad in a situation fetal Vick's ass vaccinated with a phonograph needle Said Ibill lookie here, Processors of mine You just been busted big time IP Trace Try to save face For one dollar donations too __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

01-03-2003	#2
Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Vick I like it, but I need to hear you sing it!!! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

01-03-2003	#3
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Thanks Mike but I couldn't carry a tune if I had a bucket he he he __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

01-06-2003	#6
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	CJ - that's excellent!!!! I'm in tears and the opranos go do do do do do do do do do __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

01-06-2003	#8
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Hmmmm How about something like Jackie Barley is just fading away, Thought she was Kimberly Tracey for a day Then I guess she meet the truth, when Serge turned into a sleuth - she said: and maybe something like Colin & JR came and hit the street To give surfers a reason to beat their meat Started up Pleaure Labs, grabbed girls right outta rehabs - they said: Last edited by Vick at Jan 6 2003, 12:57 AM __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

01-06-2003	#4
cj Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Down Under Posts: 5,202	I'd help if I knew the words and tune of the original song ... LOL I have a half finished one here sung to the tune of 'walk on the wild side' Serge came from Boca in Fla With Lady Law he's travelled the USA Fucked ze tiger on ze way Uncovered Confucy, who isn't a He ... she said Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side, Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side. Mike A I came up from New Orlins He just married Katie, she is such a darlin she never even lost her head, when she caught him giving billy head She said Hey babe, take a walk on the wildside She said hey honey, take a walk on the wildside And the opranauts go ... do do do do dodo Everyone thinks that voodooman is gay Its just because, he never gets laid A knockback here and a knockback there Las Vegas City is the place where he said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side, Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side. OR VoodooMan, never ever gets laid Last time he had sex, he had to pay and pay A hooker here and a stripper there Las Vegas City is the place where he said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side, Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side. Colin & JR came and hit the street Looking for paysites who will add their feed Went to the Apollo, you should have seen him go go go - they said: Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side, Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side. and now i'm stuck .... ;-)))

01-06-2003	#5
voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Bravo, Bravo. Very creative cj.

01-06-2003	#9
hybrid Members Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 16	....yo. __________________