Inspired by sinfulone's post about Oprano and boards
I'm stuck now and am forgetting a lot and haven't been able to add everyone in so feel free to amend, add and just fuck around - or not
With apologies to Aerosmith (As I ripped off their song No Surprise) here is the rough first version of the Orpano Song


Back in two thousand one
We all heard the starters gun
Ynottopond, to lose it was a pity
Serge got bit on his titty
and Oprano was born

We all shot the shit on the board
Porn Rumors spewed by Luke Ford
Photogreg's reality porn took MILF's and said we're gonna make you a star
Just the way you are

But with all our style
We could see in the eyes
That we is still on trial
and it's no surprise

MikeAI, Edd and Mutt kept kicking Ass
As usual time will tell
But some bitch in the choir
Threw water on the fires of hell
Serge played show and tell
and he did tell, Ask J. Barley how he tells

Nick and Anthony put Brad in a situation fetal
Vick's ass vaccinated with a phonograph needle
Said Ibill lookie here, Processors of mine
You just been busted big time
IP Trace
Try to save face
For one dollar donations too

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Vick I like it, but I need to hear you sing it!!!

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Thanks Mike but I couldn't carry a tune if I had a bucket
he he he

I'd help if I knew the words and tune of the original song ... LOL

I have a half finished one here sung to the tune of 'walk on the wild side'

Serge came from Boca in Fla
With Lady Law he's travelled the USA
Fucked ze tiger on ze way
Uncovered Confucy, who isn't a He ... she said
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.


Mike A I came up from New Orlins
He just married Katie, she is such a darlin
she never even lost her head, when she caught him giving billy head
She said Hey babe, take a walk on the wildside
She said hey honey, take a walk on the wildside
And the opranauts go ... do do do do dodo


Everyone thinks that voodooman is gay
Its just because, he never gets laid
A knockback here and a knockback there
Las Vegas City is the place where he said:
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
OR
VoodooMan, never ever gets laid
Last time he had sex, he had to pay and pay
A hooker here and a stripper there
Las Vegas City is the place where he said:
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

Colin & JR came and hit the street
Looking for paysites who will add their feed
Went to the Apollo, you should have seen him go go go - they said:

Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.


and now i'm stuck ....

;-)))

Bravo, Bravo.

Very creative cj.

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CJ - that's excellent!!!! :wnw:
I'm in tears


and the opranos go
do do do do do do do do do

Vick, i need the last verse, and something to finish the 2nd last verse ...


Jackie is just speeding away,
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash, Valium would have helped that bash - she said:

Hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo

Hmmmm
How about something like


Jackie Barley is just fading away,
Thought she was Kimberly Tracey for a day
Then I guess she meet the truth, when Serge turned into a sleuth - she said:



and maybe something like

Colin & JR came and hit the street
To give surfers a reason to beat their meat
Started up Pleaure Labs, grabbed girls right outta rehabs - they said:



Last edited by Vick at Jan 6 2003, 12:57 AM

....yo.

yeah!!
Vick, I do believe we have a couple of hits for the oprano album!!

:P