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02-14-2011 | #1 |
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Shrinking
Y'all, I am sorry to say I am shrinking.
Doctor's orders. What does this mean? It means that I went grocery shopping and landed in 1978: quinoa, bulgar wheat, flax seed, and wheat germ. (Care packages of cheese happily accepted to mitigate!)
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02-14-2011 | #2 |
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Re: Shrinking
Wear high heels, nobody will notice you are getting shorter.
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02-14-2011 | #3 |
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Re: Shrinking
find things that you can do forever. Be real with yourself. That is the secret for keeping it off forever.
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02-14-2011 | #4 |
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Re: Shrinking
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02-15-2011 | #5 | |
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Re: Shrinking
At 5'9" in flats, I'm not that worried about it - but I regularly wear four and five inch heels (though not at shows, to the evident dismay of many - you never know when you're going to end up traipsing all over town, and I like to be comfortable for that).
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trying to get into doing stuff with the Kinect and do yoga more regularly. I tend to do things like go skating or dancing more than "exercise."
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02-15-2011 | #6 |
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Re: Shrinking
Carol thought she was shrinking! She had her yearly physical last week, and a new nurse does her height and weight and says she's now 4' 9.5"! Of course, Carol believes her and tells all her friends. When she tells me, I say "No way" and measure her. She was at her usual just shy of 4' 11"
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