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miz_wright 02-14-2011 11:57 AM

Shrinking
 
Y'all, I am sorry to say I am shrinking.

Doctor's orders.

What does this mean? It means that I went grocery shopping and landed in 1978: quinoa, bulgar wheat, flax seed, and wheat germ.

(Care packages of cheese happily accepted to mitigate!)

RawAlex 02-14-2011 05:28 PM

Re: Shrinking
 
Wear high heels, nobody will notice you are getting shorter.

tony404 02-14-2011 06:43 PM

Re: Shrinking
 
find things that you can do forever. Be real with yourself. That is the secret for keeping it off forever. :)

gonzo 02-14-2011 11:59 PM

Re: Shrinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 838120)
find things that you can do forever. Be real with yourself. That is the secret for keeping it off forever. :)

:-pearl:

miz_wright 02-15-2011 11:08 AM

Re: Shrinking
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 838118)
Wear high heels, nobody will notice you are getting shorter.

At 5'9" in flats, I'm not that worried about it - but I regularly wear four and five inch heels (though not at shows, to the evident dismay of many - you never know when you're going to end up traipsing all over town, and I like to be comfortable for that).

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 838120)
find things that you can do forever. Be real with yourself. That is the secret for keeping it off forever. :)

I'm not wildly overweight - just enough that the doc wants me to start trying to pay attention to the intake and come down a little bit. I'm
trying to get into doing stuff with the Kinect and do yoga more regularly. I tend to do things like go skating or dancing more than "exercise."

DannyCox 02-15-2011 11:37 AM

Re: Shrinking
 
Carol thought she was shrinking! She had her yearly physical last week, and a new nurse does her height and weight and says she's now 4' 9.5"! Of course, Carol believes her and tells all her friends. When she tells me, I say "No way" and measure her. She was at her usual just shy of 4' 11"


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