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Old 01-02-2009   #1
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http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1676947

Oh and if you want to finally see what all the hype is about here is a peak before AEE.

http://www.realtouch.com
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Too bad the movie voice guy died.... "in a world of boring porn..."
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Too bad the movie voice guy died.... "in a world of boring porn..."
We used local tallent!
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Will I get to test drive one of these things in vegas?
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Depends on how you want to test drive it.
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That seems scary.... reminds me of a belt sander.... hmmmmm....

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Depends on how you want to test drive it.
Umm... attach to dick... press some buttons... cum?

Unless there is another way?
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Umm... attach to dick... press some buttons... cum?

Unless there is another way?
Maybe one of the guys at the booth will let you borrow theirs.
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The concept of a mass demo at AEE amuses me.

I'm envisioning a line of guys with their dicks in these things kinda like you see at a urinal. Except every now and then one of em's knees buckles and then liz shows up with a mop...
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The concept of a mass demo at AEE amuses me.

I'm envisioning a line of guys with their dicks in these things kinda like you see at a urinal. Except every now and then one of em's knees buckles and then liz shows up with a mop...
I needed a laugh like that today.

Let's make it happen folks!
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I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.
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I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.
Zack is going to be so very sad.
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Zack is going to be so very sad.
Nah, isn't he bringing the rubbers? And a holster? He'll be fine :P
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Looks like a good idea. Might be a nice upsell.
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I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.
In that case, I recommend everyone get there early...
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Nah, isn't he bringing the rubbers? And a holster? He'll be fine :P
AEE Booth, Real Touch demos , rubbers, a holster, mops...

Glad I won't be in Vegas to see that. I'd likely have to spend years in therapy trying to erase that memory.
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Glad I won't be in Vegas to see that. I'd likely have to spend years in therapy trying to erase that memory.
Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P
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Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P
OK, I'm feeling better about this now.

and someone better get pics
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Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P
For some reason, I can help but think that wellingtons might be the right idea for the booth.
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So it will be like a chorus line this week...sorry I won't be at AEE...Jay can tell us all about it
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For some reason, I can help but think that wellingtons might be the right idea for the booth.
I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize.

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.
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I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize.

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.
There's quite a selection here http://www.123rubberboots.com/rubberboots.html
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I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize.

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.
Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P
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Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P
LOL, t'was just think out loud. Just wear sumthin you can hose off at the end of the day.
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Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P

we could find April's foot rubbing buddy from last year for ya.

....and i still dont think anyone has given him any play.
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http://www.techflash.com/Tech_trends...w37386899.html

http://ekstrabladet.tv/flash/article1108052.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/
Nina demonstartes a RealTouch (Reuters)

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/
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Having had my fingers in this machine for a few minutes, I can say without a doubt that plenty of punters would enjoy having one. It looks like a quality product, that is for sure.
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Thoe two links took me to a Microsoft Office log-in page.
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Those two links took me to a Microsoft Office log-in page.
Try these:
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