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gonzo 01-02-2009 01:37 AM
If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1676947

Oh and if you want to finally see what all the hype is about here is a peak before AEE.

http://www.realtouch.com

RawAlex 01-02-2009 09:18 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Too bad the movie voice guy died.... "in a world of boring porn..."

gonzo 01-02-2009 09:20 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 823462)
Too bad the movie voice guy died.... "in a world of boring porn..."
We used local tallent!

miz_wright 01-02-2009 10:55 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
HUmmina hummina

LAJ 01-02-2009 12:16 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Will I get to test drive one of these things in vegas?

gonzo 01-02-2009 12:17 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 823470)
Will I get to test drive one of these things in vegas?
Depends on how you want to test drive it.

pornlaw 01-02-2009 12:19 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
That seems scary.... reminds me of a belt sander.... hmmmmm....

Michael

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LAJ 01-02-2009 01:40 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 823472)
Depends on how you want to test drive it.
Umm... attach to dick... press some buttons... cum?

Unless there is another way?

gonzo 01-02-2009 01:51 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 823477)
Umm... attach to dick... press some buttons... cum?

Unless there is another way?
Maybe one of the guys at the booth will let you borrow theirs.

Hell Puppy 01-02-2009 02:43 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
The concept of a mass demo at AEE amuses me.

I'm envisioning a line of guys with their dicks in these things kinda like you see at a urinal. Except every now and then one of em's knees buckles and then liz shows up with a mop...

LAJ 01-02-2009 02:46 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 823479)
The concept of a mass demo at AEE amuses me.

I'm envisioning a line of guys with their dicks in these things kinda like you see at a urinal. Except every now and then one of em's knees buckles and then liz shows up with a mop...
I needed a laugh like that today.

Let's make it happen folks!

miz_wright 01-02-2009 02:57 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.

gonzo 01-02-2009 03:10 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823483)
I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.
Zack is going to be so very sad.

miz_wright 01-02-2009 05:25 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 823484)
Zack is going to be so very sad.
Nah, isn't he bringing the rubbers? And a holster? He'll be fine :P

Paul Markham 01-02-2009 05:48 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Looks like a good idea. Might be a nice upsell.

CharlieBrown 01-02-2009 06:07 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
i'll rather wait for holographic porn

Hell Puppy 01-02-2009 08:00 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823483)
I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.
In that case, I recommend everyone get there early...

Toby 01-02-2009 08:54 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823490)
Nah, isn't he bringing the rubbers? And a holster? He'll be fine :P
AEE Booth, Real Touch demos , rubbers, a holster, mops... :blink:

Glad I won't be in Vegas to see that. I'd likely have to spend years in therapy trying to erase that memory.

miz_wright 01-05-2009 09:37 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby (Post 823500)
AEE Booth, Real Touch demos , rubbers, a holster, mops... :blink:

Glad I won't be in Vegas to see that. I'd likely have to spend years in therapy trying to erase that memory.
Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P

Toby 01-05-2009 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823540)
Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P
OK, I'm feeling better about this now. :okthumb:

and someone better get pics :)

TheEnforcer 01-05-2009 11:20 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlieBrown (Post 823493)
i'll rather wait for holographic porn
I'd suffer from holo adiction like Barkley! Mmmmm..... Orion slave girls!!! :okthumb:

RawAlex 01-05-2009 08:02 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823540)
Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P
For some reason, I can help but think that wellingtons might be the right idea for the booth.

WebBilling.com 01-06-2009 11:20 AM
Europeans Billing Europe!
 
So it will be like a chorus line this week...sorry I won't be at AEE...Jay can tell us all about it :okthumb:

Toby 01-06-2009 12:41 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 823560)
For some reason, I can help but think that wellingtons might be the right idea for the booth.
I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize. ;)

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.

WebBilling.com 01-06-2009 01:56 PM
Fleshlight on Steroids!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby (Post 823569)
I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize. ;)

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.
There's quite a selection here http://www.123rubberboots.com/rubberboots.html

miz_wright 01-07-2009 08:56 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby (Post 823569)
I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize. ;)

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.
Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P

Toby 01-07-2009 11:04 AM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823586)
Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P
LOL, t'was just think out loud. Just wear sumthin you can hose off at the end of the day. ;)

Hell Puppy 01-07-2009 07:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 823586)
Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P

we could find April's foot rubbing buddy from last year for ya.

....and i still dont think anyone has given him any play.

gonzo 01-11-2009 01:15 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
http://www.techflash.com/Tech_trends...w37386899.html

http://ekstrabladet.tv/flash/article1108052.ece

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/
Nina demonstartes a RealTouch (Reuters)

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/
again, pics of RT

RawAlex 01-11-2009 06:50 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Having had my fingers in this machine for a few minutes, I can say without a doubt that plenty of punters would enjoy having one. It looks like a quality product, that is for sure.

TheEnforcer 01-11-2009 08:15 PM
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Thoe two links took me to a Microsoft Office log-in page. :scratchin

Toby 01-11-2009 08:40 PM
Re: If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 823659)
Those two links took me to a Microsoft Office log-in page. :scratchin
Try these:
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slides...299459355.jpg/
Nina demonstartes a RealTouch (Reuters)

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/...l-appropriate/
again, pics of RT


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