i found this place on my dad's computer

[2MuchMark]

Please stop fighting over my girlfriend Liz. Liz loves me and me only. I receive psyhic messages of love from her every day so I know its true. MINE ALL MINE!

[vdc-Loki]

Is this damn thing still going on?

I figured after april fools was over it would be revealed that Jessica was really "_________" and this thread would just die off.

Oh, and Liz... I'm somewhat of a celeb myself

-Loki-

[miz_wright]

You like me! You really like me!



Y'all do be silly boythings. Y'all do be dat!

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Is this damn thing still going on?

I figured after april fools was over it would be revealed that Jessica was really "_________" and this thread would just die off.

Oh, and Liz... I'm somewhat of a celeb myself

-Loki-

Wait you have to tell her you can make or break her in this business and that you want to fuck her in the ass.

SUAVE!

[Buckwheat]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Now, if she wants a REAL celebrity, I was on the history channel again last night, (gods bless re-runs,) and yes, the cover article in this months XBiz IS in fact talking about me.

Stand back! I hear the thundering clap of stampeding womens!


False alarm . . . . just GonZo farting

[softball]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

I'm with Danny

[vdc-Loki]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Wait you have to tell her you can make or break her in this business and that you want to fuck her in the ass.

SUAVE!

SHIT, i'm getting rusty in my old age...

Yes, Gonzo is correct, I can TRULY make or break you, one call from me and you'll be mopping the jizz booths at the local peepshow. or better yet, cleaning Gonzo's office after a HEAVY mexican buffet visit.

And as far as the anal sex, thats not my style, I just want to cuddle.

-Loki-

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I do...the guys that are actually responding to all this. It's the only reason I keep checking!

P.T.Barnum really was right

...and I don't smoke crack anymore, but I still go down in the hood, Just to hang with the bros...

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

SHIT, i'm getting rusty in my old age...

Yes, Gonzo is correct, I can TRULY make or break you, one call from me and you'll be mopping the jizz booths at the local peepshow. or better yet, cleaning Gonzo's office after a HEAVY mexican buffet visit.

And as far as the anal sex, thats not my style, I just want to cuddle.

-Loki-

Hey? ...Does eating out an ex-porn stars pussy categorize me as any sort of celebrity status? huh???

I'm with Danny

yup, sounds just like you...

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Buckwheat

Stand back! I hear the thundering clap of stampeding womens!


False alarm . . . . just GonZo farting

OO OO, I'm part of the cover story of this month's XBiz World.

Y'all want my auto-mo-graph?

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Gee you sure you didnt shave your mustache off becasue you looked too much like Freddie Mercury?

Freddy sure was popular......with the boys AND the girls....

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Now, now, GonZo, EJ.

No need to fight over me, boys. I'm already taken.

Yea, but at some point, you're gonna wanna upgrade.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Yea, but at some point, you're gonna wanna upgrade.

Might as well go with the top of the line model that is also local.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Might as well go with the top of the line model that is also local.

I didn't know she was moving to Pennsylvania?

[Hammer]

This is funny. My April Fool's Week joke ended on April Fool's Day and yet people are still posting in here, only now it's to argue over who's gonna get to fuck the hot chick with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

P.S. Rcourt, don't even come in here saying you knew it was me.

[vdc-Loki]

Originally Posted by Hammer

This is funny. My April Fool's Week joke ended on April Fool's Day and yet people are still posting in here, only now it's to argue over who's gonna get to fuck the hot chick with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

P.S. Rcourt, don't even come in here saying you knew it was me.

LMAO, Have I told you lately that I love you?

-Loki-

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

This is funny. My April Fool's Week joke ended on April Fool's Day and yet people are still posting in here, only now it's to argue over who's gonna get to fuck the hot chick with the big head.

Jessica's Mom

P.S. Rcourt, don't even come in here saying you knew it was me.

I knew it was you mighty one...
You gave yourself away with your olds school pc comment as mommy, then with your reply to my 'whats old Tandy/Commodore 64 gotta do with anything reply" to rescue her Jessica's moms ass. and I know you have 2 daughters, and I believe that one of they're names is actually Jessica..

[Ballarena]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

I knew it was you mighty one...
You gave yourself away with your olds school pc comment as mommy, then with your reply to my 'whats old Tandy/Commodore 64 gotta do with anything reply" to rescue her Jessica's moms ass. and I know you have 2 daughters, and I believe that one of they're names is actually Jessica..

I don't have a daughter named Jessica.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

I don't have a daughter named Jessica.

Who's talking to you bitch? I was talkin' to Hammer.
So you gonna bring your divorced booty to florida? I'll get your ass to work real quick MUCHO DINERO SUR DE LA LINEA

[BuZzZ]

hahh

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by BuZzZ

hahh

I smell a sigwhore

[Toby]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I smell a sigwhore

Hunt the Wumpus!