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Ballarena 03-24-2008 11:43 AM

i found this place on my dad's computer
 
my name is jessica and im 11 years old. i was playing around on my dad's computer and found some really nasty stuff on there. he had this oprona web site in his favorites. you are some very bad people. i told my priest about the nasty stuff i found on my daddys computer at chruch yesterday for easter because i think my dad is a nasty person and i think they are goin to take him away. i hope my priest can get somethin done about this web site like he said he would because i told him about it to and he says it is an abnomashin to god and shood be destroyd.

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 11:54 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Well let me ask you somthing little girl? whats your daddies name? and why do you think he come to this place called "oprona" ???
and does your priet visit here also??? and why do you believe we are bad people?? and why the fuck are you on your daddies computer?
Now im gonna call your priest.

SHOULDN'T YOUR LITTLE BRAT ASS BE IN SCHOOL OR SOMETHING!!!!

WHERES THAT BITCH ASS WHORE MOTHER OF YOURS AT????
ISN'T SHE WATCHING YOU???


NEGLECTED BRAT :hmm:

Ballarena 03-24-2008 12:04 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
my dad is at work and i told my mom i was sick so i could stay home from school today for when the police come to see my daddies computer. i did not tell my mom yet becaus my priest told me he would tell her. he told me he was goin to come when the policeman came. i dont no if i shoud tell my dads name

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 12:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809453)
my dad is at work and i told my mom i was sick so i could stay home from school today for when the police come to see my daddies computer. i did not tell my mom yet becaus my priest told me he would tell her. he told me he was goin to come when the policeman came. i dont no if i shoud tell my dads name

do you love your daddy? do you want to help your daddy? then tell us his name so we can help him? and if you know his credit card number to? then tell us that also. ;)
Listen to me you little snot kid....
When the police come, and ask you for names? Tell them that a man named sarettah told you do say and do all these things to help your daddy. :)

And give me your mommies phone number to, and any pictures she might have. ;)

NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU LITTLE PISS ASS BRAT!

IF YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN, YOU'LL GO TO HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER BAD PEOPLE, and you don't want this? do you?
SO GO AWAY

gonzo 03-24-2008 12:22 PM

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All of you are going to hell.

One of you fucks owe me a new pair of underware.

KevinG 03-24-2008 12:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 809455)
All of you are going to hell.

One of you fucks owe me a new pair of underware.

LMAO!

Ballarena 03-24-2008 12:31 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
i dont no what my dads name is at this place

Toby 03-24-2008 12:31 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
It would appear that someone is about 8 days early. :hehehe9:

Ballarena 03-24-2008 12:38 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
i am good at math and i no what that bald toby man means becaus he thinks this is a april foul joke doesnt he? well its not

KevinG 03-24-2008 12:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809460)
i am good at math and i no what that bald toby man means becaus he thinks this is a april foul joke doesnt he? well its not

You little bitch. You need a a good hard spanking.

Maybe the priest will give you one when he comes over.

RawAlex 03-24-2008 12:57 PM

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If you really want to get your daddy in trouble, make a new folder on the desktop called "naked daughter pictures" and put a couple of pictures in there of yourself. That will do it.

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 01:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 809467)
If you really want to get your daddy in trouble, make a new folder on the desktop called "naked daughter pictures" and put a couple of pictures in there of yourself. That will do it.

:lmao1: ROTFL

Ballarena 03-24-2008 01:27 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
my dad has lots of pichures of me on his computer but they arent naked. why would my dad want to look at pichurs of me naked? most of the ones on there are ladys with dogs and horses and reely gross women with no hair on their thing

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 02:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809471)
my dad has lots of pichures of me on his computer but they arent naked. why would my dad want to look at pichurs of me naked? most of the ones on there are ladys with dogs and horses and reely gross women with no hair on their thing

tell me your mommy & daddy's name, Jessica.:)








miz_wright 03-24-2008 04:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809460)
i am good at math and i no what that bald toby man means becaus he thinks this is a april foul joke doesnt he? well its not

It's nice that you can count, but it would be nicer if you could, y'know... Spell.

Jace 03-24-2008 04:54 PM

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The dingo ate your baby!

Toby 03-24-2008 04:56 PM

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If nothing else, this thread is a great advertisement for birth control. :blink:

Ballarena 03-24-2008 05:00 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.

gonzo 03-24-2008 05:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809487)
omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.

You guys are distracting me again. Smart using a different computer. Youll screw up sooner or later.

RawAlex 03-24-2008 05:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809471)
my dad has lots of pichures of me on his computer but they arent naked. why would my dad want to look at pichurs of me naked? most of the ones on there are ladys with dogs and horses and reely gross women with no hair on their thing

ha. caught by your own stuff. At 11, I doubt a girl would have much "hair on their thing" or have experience in seeing "hair on their thing", so why would you mention it? If anything you might mention girls with "lots of hair on their thing" as opposed to no hair.

To use the modern term, pwn3d.

Ballarena 03-24-2008 05:44 PM

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mr. alex i guess you dont no this but girls like me have moms and we take baths with them sometimes and they tell us about this stuff so i no that ladys are supposed to have hair down there but all of the pichurs on my dads computer are ladys with no hair down there. he also has pichures of men sticking their things in a hole in a wall and ladys licking on them. my preist told me that was a sin and that my dad needed to get help and that i neede to help him get better from beign so sick

Hammer 03-24-2008 05:53 PM

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If this isn't someone fucking around I wonder who would be dumb enough not to password protect their computer if they had kids and porn on their drive.

Ballarena 03-24-2008 06:07 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
my dad does have a password and never lets me use his computer. its a laptop computer but he went somwhere on saturday nite and forgot to turn it off and i was using it to play on playhousedisney and then i was looking to see what places my dad had in his favorites and thats when i started seeing this nasty stuff i never seen before.

DannyCox 03-24-2008 06:25 PM

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Gonzo, you figure out who this is yet? Eleven year olds are a lot smarter than whoever this guy is. He's playing an eleven year old from the 1950's! ;)

Hell, my ten year old came home and told me all about teabagging! :yowsa:

gonzo 03-24-2008 06:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 809501)
Gonzo, you figure out who this is yet? Eleven year olds are a lot smarter than whoever this guy is. He's playing an eleven year old from the 1950's! ;)

Hell, my ten year old came home and told me all about teabagging! :yowsa:

They havent used the same machine yet. But they will screw up/

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 809482)
It's nice that you can count, but it would be nicer if you could, y'know... Spell.

You and the dang spelling???? :hmm: always bitchin' about spelling








2MuchMark 03-24-2008 06:35 PM

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This thread is so, so wrong....

funny as hell but wrong too...

but still funny.

wrong.

Baaahahahahahaha... geezuz.

RawAlex 03-24-2008 06:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809497)
mr. alex i guess you dont no this but girls like me have moms and we take baths with them sometimes and they tell us about this stuff so i no that ladys are supposed to have hair down there but all of the pichurs on my dads computer are ladys with no hair down there. he also has pichures of men sticking their things in a hole in a wall and ladys licking on them. my preist told me that was a sin and that my dad needed to get help and that i neede to help him get better from beign so sick

Your daddy is nice, because it is clear he bought you tap dancing lessons somewhere in your life.

Ballarena 03-24-2008 06:53 PM

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i dont no what teabagging is mr cox but maybe girls dont know as much as boys about this stuff and maybe your son isnt being raised in a good christian family. in my town not many kids even have a computer like i do. my daddy didnt buy me tap dancing lessons but i take ballet and jazz. i dont know if i can come here anymore tonite becaus my dad might be home soon. the policeman did not come today but i think he will come tomorow becaus father brian told me he was going to call them.

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 06:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 809499)
If this isn't someone fucking around I wonder who would be dumb enough not to password protect their computer if they had kids and porn on their drive.

Come on now Mighty One, that someone might actually consider believing this is some sort of real 11 year old from they're very first post?
Just the idea that an 11 year old was able to sign up & reply with email verification?
just that sounds like bullshit. and an 11 year old able to conclude that everyone here was bad, from her first sign up? including all the bogus porn daddy has on his computer?
And who the hell leaves an 11 year old home alone? especially a girl :hmm:

That anyone here would even think for a minute that she's "real" is silly.

I got 50 bucks that says its that dirty old man Sarettah :whistling wanna bet??








2MuchMark 03-24-2008 07:06 PM

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nah. my bet is that its pianogirl, doing her best Chris Hanson i[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']mitation. weak![/font]

EmporerEJ 03-24-2008 08:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 809502)
They havent used the same machine yet. But they will screw up/

awww....come on now....I hear you can track it all the way back to the network card!

:rolleyes:

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 08:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 809516)
awww....come on now....I hear you can track it all the way back to the network card!

:rolleyes:

he knows who it is, he's just playin dumb. :hmm:







Hammer 03-24-2008 09:21 PM

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Rcourt, I'm not saying I absolutely believe this is really an 11 year old girl but since I have a 10 year old girl of my own I can assure you that filling out forms and using email is certainly something they can do. As for being home alone, she clearly said her mom let her stay home sick and she never said she was home alone, just unsupervised, obviously. As far as it being Sarettah, I've never seen evidence that Sarettah has much of a sense of humor so I'll take your bet.

Rcourt64 03-24-2008 09:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 809522)
Rcourt, I'm not saying I absolutely believe this is really an 11 year old girl but since I have a 10 year old girl of my own I can assure you that filling out forms and using email is certainly something they can do. As for being home alone, she clearly said her mom let her stay home sick and she never said she was home alone, just unsupervised, obviously. As far as it being Sarettah, I've never seen evidence that Sarettah has much of a sense of humor so I'll take your bet.

http://myadg.com/op-2008/deal.gif
But how we gonna figure this out? to reveal the true identity?
I got another fifty that I can guess who Buckwheat is also ;) Im thinkin here.



----Change of topic here-----
And since I have your attention Mighty One? Mind if i ask...Are you still promoting clickcash? and is it still converting well for your sir?








Hammer 03-24-2008 10:30 PM

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The answer to both of your ClickCash questions is yes. As for determining the identity of Jessica, assuming she's not who she claims, I have no idea.

pam 03-25-2008 06:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 809510)
Just the idea that an 11 year old was able to sign up & reply with email verification?

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

But I like how he/she says women are supposed to have hair on their thing.

:)

BTW, someone may want to edit his/her post and get rid of the D*s*ey word so it's not spidered.

Hammer 03-25-2008 07:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pam (Post 809534)
BTW, someone may want to edit his/her post and get rid of the D*s*ey word so it's not spidered.

Why because we might get more kids in here giving us a hard time? :whistling

gonzo 03-25-2008 08:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 809537)
Why because we might get more kids in here giving us a hard time? :whistling

We all know its no kid. Im just wondering what axe is about to be ground after the build up.

miz_wright 03-25-2008 08:17 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809487)
omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.

Thanks, Ballarena, but yes, by the time I was in fourth/ fifth grade (which, presuming you are on a standard scholastic progression would be your age), I am pretty sure I knew the difference between "no" and "know" - one of hte most common homonym pairs - and general rules regarding pluralisation ("ladys"? Really?).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 809503)
You and the dang spelling???? :hmm: always bitchin' about spelling

Well, obviously. Incorrect spelling and useage muddles one's message and makes for poor communication skills. Typos are one thing - I am a crap typist as a general rule - but I understand how language works, at least.

Ballarena 03-25-2008 08:54 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

miz_wright 03-25-2008 09:07 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ballarena (Post 809545)
i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

gonzo 03-25-2008 09:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 809547)
*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

Is Rcourt the guilty poser pedo?

Ballarena 03-25-2008 09:21 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
you make fun of me for bad spelling but you thikn its ok that you spell bad becaus you are a crap typist? maybe im just a crap typist too. why are you here? did you get abused when you were young? father brian says that people that like looking at bad picturs had bad things hapen to them when they were little. i asked him when my dad comes in my room sometimes and does thing to me if thats what he means. did your dad do things to you when you were a girl like me?

vdc-Loki 03-25-2008 10:40 AM

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Hi there, do you like puppet shows?
http://wildpuppets.com/cpg/modules/c...26/melvin3.jpg

-Loki-

Ballarena 03-25-2008 11:00 AM

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no i dont like pupets they scare me. my dad makes me play with pupets sometimes when he does things to me. he tells me to pretend the pupet is talking to him. he has one that he calls mr stiffy he makes me play with

gonzo 03-25-2008 11:02 AM

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You guys are really getting sick now.

Ballarena 03-25-2008 11:04 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
yes mr fat batman guy father brian says my daddy is sick and i think you are sick too.

Rcourt64 03-25-2008 11:46 AM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 809537)
Why because we might get more kids in here giving us a hard time? :whistling

I think you actually believe this is a real 11 yr old. :blink:








2MuchMark 03-25-2008 12:39 PM

Re: i found this place on my dad's computer
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 809547)
*cracks up*
And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

Liz I think you have a very sexy balloonhead.


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