Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals

miz_wright · 03-18-2008

Even the New York Times acknowledges that maybe - just maybe! - human beings are actually, y'know: animals!*

*GASP* OH NOES.

What is this?! They're giving horndogs a pass for bad behaviour by saying it's how we're wired? And wait: What's this?

"... male macaques pay for sex with that all-important, multipurpose primate currency, grooming. He saw that, whereas females groomed males and other females for social and political reasons — to affirm a friendship or make nice to a dominant — and mothers groomed their young to soothe and clean them, when an adult male spent time picking parasites from an adult female’s hide, he expected compensation in the form of copulation..."

So, hey, y'all: Spitzer's just doing what pretty much every critter ever has: paying to have his dangle dingled.

... Some days it's good to be alive in the 21st century! We have scientific proof it's dandy to get our giggles ^.^

I love science. Keep it comin', y'all!

(On the downside, pretty much all chicks ever - regardless of species - are vengeful bitches. But you already knew that, didn't you?)

* another copy of the article can be found here if you don't have an NYT username.

Forest · 03-18-2008

opps i thought the title said mammaries

sorry carry on

mmemmer · 03-18-2008

Wow, what a read, there is just so much more to you than that pretty face we got introduced to in Vegas and LOL I guess I see a little more why you have that tatoo on the back of your neck

!

Anyway HUGS from the guys here at Caro, we miss seeing your face in the morning and can hardly wait for your party next year!

TheEnforcer · 03-18-2008

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Originally Posted by Forest

opps i thought the title said mammaries

sorry carry on

We're still waiting for those pics!!

miz_wright · 03-18-2008

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Originally Posted by mmemmer

Wow, what a read, there is just so much more to you than that pretty face we got introduced to in Vegas and LOL I guess I see a little more why you have that tatoo on the back of your neck

!

Anyway HUGS from the guys here at Caro, we miss seeing your face in the morning and can hardly wait for your party next year!

Aww, thanks, mmemmer! I passed along the cuteness here to Suzann to let her know you think she's foxy

(We do have some pretty good lookin' women folk 'round here, come to think of it... Between Suzann, Nikki, and April - there's eyecandy all over!)

gonzo · 03-18-2008

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Aww, thanks, mmemmer! I passed along the cuteness here to Suzann to let her know you think she's foxy

(We do have some pretty good lookin' women folk 'round here, come to think of it... Between Suzann, Nikki, and April - there's eyecandy all over!)

Suzann dont do Oprano.

mmemmer · 03-18-2008

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Suzann dont do Oprano.

Well that is a very sadd thing!

mmemmer · 03-18-2008

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Aww, thanks, mmemmer! I passed along the cuteness here to Suzann to let her know you think she's foxy

(We do have some pretty good lookin' women folk 'round here, come to think of it... Between Suzann, Nikki, and April - there's eyecandy all over!)

Hehe Blushes (Gonzo you need a blushing Smilie)!

RawAlex · 03-18-2008

...so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

miz_wright · 03-18-2008

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

...so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

Amen, brother man.

03-18-2008	#1
miz_wright Head CheeseMonger Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,069	Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals Even the New York Times acknowledges that maybe - just maybe! - human beings are actually, y'know: animals!* GASP OH NOES. What is this?! They're giving horndogs a pass for bad behaviour by saying it's how we're wired? And wait: What's this? "... male macaques pay for sex with that all-important, multipurpose primate currency, grooming. He saw that, whereas females groomed males and other females for social and political reasons — to affirm a friendship or make nice to a dominant — and mothers groomed their young to soothe and clean them, when an adult male spent time picking parasites from an adult female’s hide, he expected compensation in the form of copulation..." So, hey, y'all: Spitzer's just doing what pretty much every critter ever has: paying to have his dangle dingled. ... Some days it's good to be alive in the 21st century! We have scientific proof it's dandy to get our giggles ^.^ I love science. Keep it comin', y'all! (On the downside, pretty much all chicks ever - regardless of species - are vengeful bitches. But you already knew that, didn't you?) * another copy of the article can be found here if you don't have an NYT username. __________________ Sales Babe and General Nerd Be different; get it Wright Wright Stuff Consulting Hit me on ICQ at 353902844 or email me at liz (at) wrightstuffconsulting (dot) com

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Forest FFN PERSONAL TRAINER $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: N. Miami Posts: 4,622	Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals opps i thought the title said mammaries sorry carry on __________________ Need design work done? CLICK the SIG! 118156620-icq Forest AT silverclouddesign.com

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mmemmer Members Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 140	Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals Wow, what a read, there is just so much more to you than that pretty face we got introduced to in Vegas and LOL I guess I see a little more why you have that tatoo on the back of your neck ! Anyway HUGS from the guys here at Caro, we miss seeing your face in the morning and can hardly wait for your party next year! __________________ Mark M., 727-433-0745 MMemmer@CaroHosting.com Support is everything! ICQ# 40467849, AIM MMemmer333

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RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals ...so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel. __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds