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miz_wright 03-18-2008 11:20 AM

Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Even the New York Times acknowledges that maybe - just maybe! - human beings are actually, y'know: animals!*

*GASP* OH NOES.

What is this?! They're giving horndogs a pass for bad behaviour by saying it's how we're wired? And wait: What's this?

"... male macaques pay for sex with that all-important, multipurpose primate currency, grooming. He saw that, whereas females groomed males and other females for social and political reasons — to affirm a friendship or make nice to a dominant — and mothers groomed their young to soothe and clean them, when an adult male spent time picking parasites from an adult female’s hide, he expected compensation in the form of copulation..."

So, hey, y'all: Spitzer's just doing what pretty much every critter ever has: paying to have his dangle dingled.

... Some days it's good to be alive in the 21st century! We have scientific proof it's dandy to get our giggles ^.^

I love science. Keep it comin', y'all!

(On the downside, pretty much all chicks ever - regardless of species - are vengeful bitches. But you already knew that, didn't you?)

* another copy of the article can be found here if you don't have an NYT username.

Forest 03-18-2008 12:11 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
opps i thought the title said mammaries

sorry carry on

mmemmer 03-18-2008 12:24 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Wow, what a read, there is just so much more to you than that pretty face we got introduced to in Vegas and LOL I guess I see a little more why you have that tatoo on the back of your neck :yowsa: !

Anyway HUGS from the guys here at Caro, we miss seeing your face in the morning and can hardly wait for your party next year! :waving: :wnw:

TheEnforcer 03-18-2008 12:39 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
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Originally Posted by Forest (Post 808852)
opps i thought the title said mammaries

sorry carry on

We're still waiting for those pics!! :(

miz_wright 03-18-2008 12:40 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mmemmer (Post 808854)
Wow, what a read, there is just so much more to you than that pretty face we got introduced to in Vegas and LOL I guess I see a little more why you have that tatoo on the back of your neck :yowsa: !

Anyway HUGS from the guys here at Caro, we miss seeing your face in the morning and can hardly wait for your party next year! :waving: :wnw:

Aww, thanks, mmemmer! I passed along the cuteness here to Suzann to let her know you think she's foxy ;)

(We do have some pretty good lookin' women folk 'round here, come to think of it... Between Suzann, Nikki, and April - there's eyecandy all over!)

gonzo 03-18-2008 12:46 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 808863)
Aww, thanks, mmemmer! I passed along the cuteness here to Suzann to let her know you think she's foxy ;)

(We do have some pretty good lookin' women folk 'round here, come to think of it... Between Suzann, Nikki, and April - there's eyecandy all over!)

Suzann dont do Oprano.

mmemmer 03-18-2008 12:56 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 808866)
Suzann dont do Oprano.

Well that is a very sadd thing! :(:(

mmemmer 03-18-2008 01:01 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 808863)
Aww, thanks, mmemmer! I passed along the cuteness here to Suzann to let her know you think she's foxy ;)

(We do have some pretty good lookin' women folk 'round here, come to think of it... Between Suzann, Nikki, and April - there's eyecandy all over!)

Hehe Blushes (Gonzo you need a blushing Smilie)!

RawAlex 03-18-2008 01:24 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
...so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

miz_wright 03-18-2008 03:47 PM

Re: Lookie: ain't nothin' but mammals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 808875)
...so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.


Amen, brother man.


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