Cruise Control

[gonzo]

Yall are on cruise control . . . I feel like hammered ass but I have to check in to the hotel for the convention today.

Ill be checking in when I can sit still.

[Rcourt64]

auto pilot???
Cats away.., Mice will play, type thing ya mean??
AWESOME

[iamkathi]

Daddy is working... lets give something away...start some trouble...have a party

[Nymph]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Yall are on cruise control . . . I feel like hammered ass but I have to check in to the hotel for the convention today.

Ill be checking in when I can sit still.

Sweetie, maybe you shouldn't have announced this? I have a feeling some people are just gonna get downright weird now

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I feel like hammered ass

I don't know why you had to bring my name into it. Especially when you're talking about your ass.

[Hell Puppy]

I know where he hides the keys.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by iamkathi

Daddy is working... lets give something away...start some trouble...have a party

We have a ton of shit we are giving away down here. I think Pat Henry would have a heart atack if he knew how much porn I had in my room.

I bout over 6 gallons of booze last night so we are going to have a party too.

But I still feel like hammered ass.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by gonzo

We have a ton of shit we are giving away down here. .

Where's "Here?"
And howz comes you gots all this time to run around to all these damn shows?

And where's my damn donuts?

[Toby]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

...And where's my damn donuts?

http://clients.mapquest.com/krispy/m...nect?link=find

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Toby

http://clients.mapquest.com/krispy/m...nect?link=find

Come on now man..., Your gonna throw that Kispy Kreme finding crap up on here,
When we all know that Dunkin Donuts is the only way to joyfully clog them arteries.
Besides:



Rachael Ray is a fucking hell of allot better looking than that Fat Fucking Gonzo's krispy kreme crap

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Come on now man..., Your gonna throw that Krispy Kreme finding crap up on here,
When we all know that Dunkin Donuts is the only way to joyfully clog them arteries.
Besides:
Rachael Ray is a fucking hell of allot better looking than that Fat Fucking Gonzo's krispy kreme crap

To be honest, my personal preference is Shipley's, but they're a local chain. Come to Houston and I'll treat.

As for that annoying Rachael Ray bitch... She could use something to fill her mouth other than a big spoon. But as long as it shuts her the fuck up, I don't really care which.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Toby

To be honest, my personal preference is Shipley's, but they're a local chain. Come to Houston and I'll treat.

As for that annoying Rachael Ray bitch... She could use something to fill her mouth other than a big spoon. But as long as it shuts her the fuck up, I don't really care which.

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

[Toby]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

Yup, I'm a fan of Alton Brown and also Mario Batali.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

sorry I didn't make it last night

the wife and I ended up having a 36 hour sex-a-thon....and I was NOT one to pass that shit up

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

You know I adore Alton, right? Just the right mix of supernerd and chef. *shudders happily* And he's local to you too.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

You know I adore Alton, right? Just the right mix of supernerd and chef. *shudders happily* And he's local to you too.

If he shows at Dragoncon Ill invite him to the party.

Otherwise we have to settle for this...

http://www.consluts.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=375

[Footman]

I really have to get out more...

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Footman

I really have to get out more...

Don't tell me you're a homebody?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Jace

sorry I didn't make it last night

the wife and I ended up having a 36 hour sex-a-thon....and I was NOT one to pass that shit up

Who would?

[Footman]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Don't tell me you're a homebody?

I just meant I should go to more shows. But yes, I'm more of a home body than a "go out and party till I drop" kind of guy. Although I can easily stay up late and party, but waking up early in the morning on any day really sucks for me. I'm definitely NOT a morning person. I do it out of necessity.

...wanna hang out? Some take out chinese or sushi, a dvd, bottle of wine and a foot massage... I'm such a wild dude

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Footman

I just meant I should go to more shows. But yes, I'm more of a home body than a "go out and party till I drop" kind of guy. Although I can easily stay up late and party, but waking up early in the morning on any day really sucks for me. I'm definitely NOT a morning person. I do it out of necessity.

...wanna hang out? Some take out chinese or sushi, a dvd, bottle of wine and a foot massage... I'm such a wild dude

OOoh. Chinese! (Scallion chicken, extra spicy, please!) *flops down on couch* So... tell me all about yourself...

[Footman]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

OOoh. Chinese! (Scallion chicken, extra spicy, please!) *flops down on couch* So... tell me all about yourself...

I'm a sensitive guy who likes moonlit walks on the beach, picnics with a gingham sheet on the soft grass and some John Tesh playing on the radio...

ok, maybe not THAT exciting... but I do have a "dark" side to me.



psst! I like porn.... shhhhhhh

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Footman

I'm a sensitive guy who likes moonlit walks on the beach, picnics with a gingham sheet on the soft grass and some John Tesh playing on the radio...

ok, maybe not THAT exciting... but I do have a "dark" side to me.



psst! I like porn.... shhhhhhh

I think John Tesh is pretty dark *wink*

Taking a stab in the dark, here, but I'm guessing you might have a fetish or two tucked behind those twinkling eyes as well...

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Who would?

with that craapy avatar, who the heck need a wife?

[Footman]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Taking a stab in the dark, here, but I'm guessing you might have a fetish or two tucked behind those twinkling eyes as well...

Maybe 1 or 2...

We can discuss it in depth during our chinese take out night

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

with that craapy avatar, who the heck need a wife?

Rcourt, sorry to hear you're not a fan of the blonde. :P

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Footman

Maybe 1 or 2...

We can discuss it in depth during our chinese take out night

Or you could hit me on ICQ and we can chat... *winks back*

[Footman]

<---------- Likes Blondes!!!

[Footman]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Or you could hit me on ICQ and we can chat... *winks back*

sounds great... I don't have to shave yet... hehehe

[bluemoney]

Just damn! I thought this thread was about GonZo's favorite Dregs song

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Rcourt, sorry to hear you're not a fan of the blonde. :P

What the hell did ya do to the Liza Minelli lookin' picture???

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

What the hell did ya do to the Liza Minelli lookin' picture???

Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

[Footman]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

Oh sure... don't show yer feet in the pic though... lol

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

Ohh please girl..,
...that picture is has old as webTV is. ...with her bullshit generated glare.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Ohh please girl..,
...that picture is has old as webTV is. ...with her bullshit generated glare.

*cocks eyebrow*

It's one of the most current pictures I have of me, actually. Sorry to hear you have problems believing me, though.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cocks eyebrow*

It's one of the most current pictures I have of me, actually. Sorry to hear you have problems believing me, though.

Can you pull a little harder please? I'm not quite satisfied yet
Besides you have black hair. And "NO" not all men like porn like you do

[Toby]

Rcourt, what's your problem? Rhetorical won't come out and play so you're gonna give Liz a hard time about her avatar photo? C'mon man, lighten up.

Besides, I like the current one.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Toby

Rcourt, what's your problem? Rhetorical won't come out and play so you're gonna give Liz a hard time about her avatar photo? C'mon man, lighten up.

Besides, I like the current one.

Do you play chess?



"Move me on to any black square.., Use me any time you want,
just remember that the goal is for us to capture all we want, anywhere,"

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Can you pull a little harder please? I'm not quite satisfied yet
Besides you have black hair. And "NO" not all men like porn like you do

*grins merrily*

I have naturally dark brown hair, it is true, but I have recently bleached the front and underside to the blonde for a change of pace. Earlier this month, to be precise. Ask around :P One thing I am pretty intent on is honesty, so I assure you, the picture? Is me.

And I didn't say "all men" - if you read the sig line, it says "Chicks like porn as much as YOU DO." Some chicks like porn, some chicks don't - hey, lookit! Just like men. So I stand by my assertion.

Parry!

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*grins merrily*

I have naturally dark brown hair, it is true, but I have recently bleached the front and underside to the blonde for a change of pace. Earlier this month, to be precise. Ask around :P One thing I am pretty intent on is honesty, so I assure you, the picture? Is me.

And I didn't say "all men" - if you read the sig line, it says "Chicks like porn as much as YOU DO." Some chicks like porn, some chicks don't - hey, lookit! Just like men. So I stand by my assertion.

Parry!

Save it for when WebTV comes into style again

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Save it for when WebTV comes into style again

Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?

[Footman]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?

ok... now THAT was funny! My drink just came out of my nose...

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Do you play chess?

Yes, but not in a very long time...

[helix]

I like LizAEBN's avatar, I think it looks great.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

I dunno. Define "stunnig" and I can tell more more aptly.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

I dunno. Define "stunnig" and I can tell more more aptly.

Ok uhh.., this is what I get? you reply with a spelling question?
no perfect lollipop for me? or was it "lollypop" in your perfect words
I truly apologize that my spelling is not as perfect as you are?
And that my lollipop isn't as perfectly witty has yours.
What other bullshit are you gonna hide behind my dear?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Ok uhh.., this is what I get? you reply with a spelling question?
no perfect lollipop for me? or was it "lollypop" in your perfect words
I truly apologize that my spelling is not as perfect as you are?
And that my lollipop isn't as perfectly witty has yours.
What other bullshit are you gonna hide behind my dear?

I just figured if you're going to go to all the trouble of making a .jpg to mock me, you might spend the time to make sure the text is correct is all. I am curious as to what I've said that you percieve to be bullshit though...

[gonzo]

Yall play nice now.

R - you just mad cuz you werent part of the Miami pool entourage?

Liz and April had the breeder train following them the entire time.

[Hammer]

At least Liz has the guts to let people see what she looks like and doesn't use a fake avatar or none at all... or take secret photos of people at conventions.

I'm sure Liz is secure enough in her looks not to give a shit what you think in the first place, but just out of curiosity how is it that you feel you have the right to comment on how someone looks? I suggest that you post a REAL photo of yourself so Liz and the rest of us can give you our opinions on your hair.