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Yall are on cruise control . . . I feel like hammered ass but I have to check in to the hotel for the convention today.

Ill be checking in when I can sit still.

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auto pilot??? :o
Cats away.., Mice will play, type thing ya mean??
AWESOME :angel:

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Daddy is working... lets give something away...start some trouble...have a party:yowsa:

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Sweetie, maybe you shouldn't have announced this? I have a feeling some people are just gonna get downright weird now ;)

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I don't know why you had to bring my name into it. Especially when you're talking about your ass. :blink:

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I know where he hides the keys.

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We have a ton of shit we are giving away down here. I think Pat Henry would have a heart atack if he knew how much porn I had in my room.

I bout over 6 gallons of booze last night so we are going to have a party too.

But I still feel like hammered ass.

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Where's "Here?"
And howz comes you gots all this time to run around to all these damn shows?

And where's my damn donuts?

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Come on now man...,:hmm: Your gonna throw that Kispy Kreme finding crap up on here,
When we all know that Dunkin Donuts is the only way to joyfully clog them arteries.
Besides:
http://www.wallpaperama.com/forums/p...achael-ray.jpg


Rachael Ray is a fucking hell of allot better looking than that Fat Fucking Gonzo's krispy kreme crap

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To be honest, my personal preference is Shipley's, but they're a local chain. Come to Houston and I'll treat.

As for that annoying Rachael Ray bitch... She could use something to fill her mouth other than a big spoon. But as long as it shuts her the fuck up, I don't really care which.

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I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

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Yup, I'm a fan of Alton Brown and also Mario Batali.

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sorry I didn't make it last night

the wife and I ended up having a 36 hour sex-a-thon....and I was NOT one to pass that shit up

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You know I adore Alton, right? Just the right mix of supernerd and chef. *shudders happily* And he's local to you too.

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If he shows at Dragoncon Ill invite him to the party.

Otherwise we have to settle for this...

http://www.consluts.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=375

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I really have to get out more...

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Don't tell me you're a homebody?

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Who would?

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I just meant I should go to more shows. But yes, I'm more of a home body than a "go out and party till I drop" kind of guy. Although I can easily stay up late and party, but waking up early in the morning on any day really sucks for me. I'm definitely NOT a morning person. I do it out of necessity.

...wanna hang out? Some take out chinese or sushi, a dvd, bottle of wine and a foot massage... I'm such a wild dude :waving:

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OOoh. Chinese! (Scallion chicken, extra spicy, please!) *flops down on couch* So... tell me all about yourself... ;)

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I'm a sensitive guy who likes moonlit walks on the beach, picnics with a gingham sheet on the soft grass and some John Tesh playing on the radio...

ok, maybe not THAT exciting... but I do have a "dark" side to me.



psst! I like porn.... shhhhhhh :whistling

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I think John Tesh is pretty dark *wink*

Taking a stab in the dark, here, but I'm guessing you might have a fetish or two tucked behind those twinkling eyes as well...

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with that craapy avatar, who the heck need a wife?

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Maybe 1 or 2...

We can discuss it in depth during our chinese take out night ;)

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Rcourt, sorry to hear you're not a fan of the blonde. :P

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Or you could hit me on ICQ and we can chat... *winks back*

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<---------- Likes Blondes!!! :waving:

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sounds great... I don't have to shave yet... hehehe

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Just damn! I thought this thread was about GonZo's favorite Dregs song :scratchin

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What the hell did ya do to the Liza Minelli lookin' picture??? :(

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Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

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Oh sure... don't show yer feet in the pic though... lol

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Ohh please girl..,
...that picture is has old as webTV is.:hmm: ...with her bullshit generated glare. :thumbdown

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*cocks eyebrow*

It's one of the most current pictures I have of me, actually. Sorry to hear you have problems believing me, though.

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Can you pull a little harder please? I'm not quite satisfied yet :hmm:
Besides you have black hair. And "NO" not all men like porn like you do :whistling

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Rcourt, what's your problem? Rhetorical won't come out and play so you're gonna give Liz a hard time about her avatar photo? C'mon man, lighten up.

Besides, I like the current one. :bleh01:

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Do you play chess? :mellow:



"Move me on to any black square.., Use me any time you want,
just remember that the goal is for us to capture all we want, anywhere,"

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*grins merrily*

I have naturally dark brown hair, it is true, but I have recently bleached the front and underside to the blonde for a change of pace. Earlier this month, to be precise. Ask around :P One thing I am pretty intent on is honesty, so I assure you, the picture? Is me.

And I didn't say "all men" - if you read the sig line, it says "Chicks like porn as much as YOU DO." Some chicks like porn, some chicks don't - hey, lookit! Just like men. So I stand by my assertion.

Parry!

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Save it for when WebTV comes into style again :hmm:

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Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?

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ok... now THAT was funny! My drink just came out of my nose...

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Yes, but not in a very long time...

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I like LizAEBN's avatar, I think it looks great.

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I dunno. Define "stunnig" and I can tell more more aptly.

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Ok uhh.., this is what I get? you reply with a spelling question?
no perfect lollipop for me? or was it "lollypop" in your perfect words
I truly apologize that my spelling is not as perfect as you are? :wnw:
And that my lollipop isn't as perfectly witty has yours.
What other bullshit are you gonna hide behind my dear? :whistling

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I just figured if you're going to go to all the trouble of making a .jpg to mock me, you might spend the time to make sure the text is correct is all. I am curious as to what I've said that you percieve to be bullshit though... :scratchin

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Yall play nice now.

R - you just mad cuz you werent part of the Miami pool entourage?

Liz and April had the breeder train following them the entire time.

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At least Liz has the guts to let people see what she looks like and doesn't use a fake avatar or none at all... or take secret photos of people at conventions.

I'm sure Liz is secure enough in her looks not to give a shit what you think in the first place, but just out of curiosity how is it that you feel you have the right to comment on how someone looks? I suggest that you post a REAL photo of yourself so Liz and the rest of us can give you our opinions on your hair.