Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN

[TheEnforcer]

If I move to North Carolina can we start our own version of Big Love together?

[miz_wright]

*laugh*

I dunno... Tempting though it may be, I think that's too many dogs in one house!

'sides, you think you're man enough to handle both of us full-time?

[TheEnforcer]

Oh... I'd make sure I could.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Oh... I'd make sure I could.

So you enjoy chicks standing on your balls and kicking you im the nuts?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Oh... I'd make sure I could.

*cracks up*

I dunno, man. Two women and one guy always sounds good. Like the saying goes, though: the best part of living with two women is... Living with TWO women!

The worst part about living with two wome? LIVING with two women. *laughs*

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*

I dunno, man. Two women and one guy always sounds good. Like the saying goes, though: the best part of living with two women is... Living with TWO women!

The worst part about living with two wome? LIVING with two women. *laughs*

Just wait till all that estrogen gets in sync and it becomes the "House of Blood" one week a month.

[TheEnforcer]

LOL

They would be MUCH nicer than that!! Actually I'm a lady short to get my true Big love experience. So I have no doubt I'd manage.

[Jace]

hey now, the wife and I are moving to NC in February....how about we start a nudist colony?

[TheEnforcer]

heck.. why not. LOL

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Jace

hey now, the wife and I are moving to NC in February....how about we start a nudist colony?

Will y'all allow fully clothed folks in your colony? 'Cos I am not so much with the nakey. :P

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Will y'all allow fully clothed folks in your colony? 'Cos I am not so much with the nakey. :P

You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

[Jace]

Originally Posted by gonzo

You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

ROFL

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by gonzo

You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

As a recovering club/ goth kid:

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

As a recovering club/ goth kid:

DOnt let em fool you Liz ... its never an accident!

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

If I move to North Carolina can we start our own version of Big Love together?

lol...sure, why not. But remember, the rumor is I got the hots for Gonzo and we are dating Just see the other thread about that.

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*laugh*

I dunno... Tempting though it may be, I think that's too many dogs in one house!

'sides, you think you're man enough to handle both of us full-time?

Thats hilarious!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

lol...sure, why not. But remember, the rumor is I got the hots for Gonzo and we are dating Just see the other thread about that.

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!!

Yeh, but HE might have a problem with it... Just sayin'

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!!

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job I will be theirs

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job I will be theirs

Oh, MAN. Why didn't I think of that?!

Hmmm. What do I want/ need/ desire madly...? :wink:

[AprilK-AEBN]

Yes Liz...you got to always get something from them first, before you give up your love to those men, lol.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Yeh, but HE might have a problem with it... Just sayin'

That's his problem not mine!!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

Yes Liz...you got to always get something from them first, before you give up your love to those men, lol.

Nah.. all you have to do is watch The Pick Up Artist and you'll be putty in their hands!!

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job I will be theirs

How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

your just a cheap ass mofo? ain't ya?
I bet you'd sent it C.O.D too. lol

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hammer

How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

Liz you should know that the Sizzler is too expensive for Hammer, the best a lady can get out of Hammer is KFC

[gonzo]

Damn april is just like Mary34D.
Love em and leave em.

[Hammer]

Sizzler and KFC? WTF? Who the hell spends that kind of money on a chic? Taco Bell is splurging and the rest of the time it's frozen dinners and delivery.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Sizzler and KFC? WTF? Who the hell spends that kind of money on a chic? Taco Bell is splurging and the rest of the time it's frozen dinners and delivery.

'Cos nothing sez hot, sweaty lovin' like a gassy babe.

... sometimes, it's better to spring for the meal, man.

[AprilK-AEBN]

Hell if you are going to take a woman to Taco Bell, you could atleast shell out some money for some Beano or Gas-X, that last one you took out could of really used it

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

your just a cheap ass mofo? ain't ya?
I bet you'd sent it C.O.D too. lol

probably would

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

'Cos nothing sez hot, sweaty lovin' like a gassy babe.

Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said?

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

probably would

You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also.

[Toby]

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said?



You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also.

Ew! Ew! EW! See, there was winking! Indicating sarcasm! Not the hotness of gassy. *shudders self off forum*

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said?



You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also.

See here's a real man for you The rest of you men take lessons

[AprilK-AEBN]

Originally Posted by Toby

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

See here's a real man for you The rest of you men take lessons

You told me a real man was like that nikki sixx udude at Internext or like Daniel and his guyliner.

[Hammer]

How can you say I'm cheap? I'll spend a whole $5 bill on you at Taco Bell and fuck the beeno, I enjoy the subtle piquant of refried bean farts while I'm sitting next to you at the movie aftewards. Hell, if it gets too bad I'll just roll the windows down for a while.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hammer

How can you say I'm cheap? I'll spend a whole $5 bill on you at Taco Bell and fuck the beeno, I enjoy the subtle piquant of refried bean farts while I'm sitting next to you at the movie aftewards. Hell, if it gets too bad I'll just roll the windows down for a while.

You dont take lawn chairs in the back of your pick up?

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by gonzo

You dont take lawn chairs in the back of your pick up?

Nope, the bank repoed my pickemup truck so now I'm driving my Mom's Honda.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job I will be theirs

Do not destroy nature......please.

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Nope, the bank repoed my pickemup truck so now I'm driving my Mom's Honda.

[Nymph]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Do not destroy nature......please.

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste

I was always told...
"The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat"

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Do not destroy nature......please.

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste

You must be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

[Hammer]

Anything more that a mouthful is a waste? What about what you can hold with two hands?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

You must be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

Less is more

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Anything more that a mouthful is a waste? What about what you can hold with two hands?

Leave my cock out of this please

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Toby

Now, this is a man who's sense of humour I get... C'mere, Toby, let's talk

[Toby]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Now, this is a man who's sense of humour I get... C'mere, Toby, let's talk

Can I finish my coffee first?