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TheEnforcer 08-21-2007 11:55 AM

Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
If I move to North Carolina can we start our own version of Big Love together? ;)

miz_wright 08-21-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
*laugh*

I dunno... Tempting though it may be, I think that's too many dogs in one house!

'sides, you think you're man enough to handle both of us full-time? :juggle01:

TheEnforcer 08-21-2007 02:00 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Oh... I'd make sure I could. :okthumb:

gonzo 08-21-2007 03:02 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 793330)
Oh... I'd make sure I could. :okthumb:

So you enjoy chicks standing on your balls and kicking you im the nuts?

miz_wright 08-21-2007 03:59 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 793330)
Oh... I'd make sure I could. :okthumb:

*cracks up*

I dunno, man. Two women and one guy always sounds good. Like the saying goes, though: the best part of living with two women is... Living with TWO women!

The worst part about living with two wome? LIVING with two women. *laughs*

gonzo 08-21-2007 04:12 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793338)
*cracks up*

I dunno, man. Two women and one guy always sounds good. Like the saying goes, though: the best part of living with two women is... Living with TWO women!

The worst part about living with two wome? LIVING with two women. *laughs*

Just wait till all that estrogen gets in sync and it becomes the "House of Blood" one week a month.

TheEnforcer 08-21-2007 04:20 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
LOL

They would be MUCH nicer than that!! Actually I'm a lady short to get my true Big love experience. ;) So I have no doubt I'd manage. :okthumb:

Jace 08-21-2007 05:01 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
hey now, the wife and I are moving to NC in February....how about we start a nudist colony?

TheEnforcer 08-21-2007 05:48 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
heck.. why not. LOL

miz_wright 08-22-2007 09:49 AM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 793343)
hey now, the wife and I are moving to NC in February....how about we start a nudist colony?


Will y'all allow fully clothed folks in your colony? 'Cos I am not so much with the nakey. :P

gonzo 08-22-2007 10:26 AM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793379)
Will y'all allow fully clothed folks in your colony? 'Cos I am not so much with the nakey. :P

You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

Jace 08-22-2007 11:18 AM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 793382)
You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

ROFL

miz_wright 08-22-2007 11:39 AM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 793382)
You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

:okthumb:
As a recovering club/ goth kid:


gonzo 08-22-2007 11:51 AM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793388)
:okthumb:
As a recovering club/ goth kid:



DOnt let em fool you Liz ... its never an accident!

AprilK-AEBN 08-22-2007 01:13 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 793320)
If I move to North Carolina can we start our own version of Big Love together? ;)


lol...sure, why not. But remember, the rumor is I got the hots for Gonzo and we are dating:) Just see the other thread about that. :whistling

AprilK-AEBN 08-22-2007 01:15 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793325)
*laugh*

I dunno... Tempting though it may be, I think that's too many dogs in one house!

'sides, you think you're man enough to handle both of us full-time? :juggle01:


:bustingupThats hilarious!

TheEnforcer 08-22-2007 01:34 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793391)
lol...sure, why not. But remember, the rumor is I got the hots for Gonzo and we are dating:) Just see the other thread about that. :whistling

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!! ;)

miz_wright 08-22-2007 01:37 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 793393)
I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!! ;)


Yeh, but HE might have a problem with it... Just sayin' ;)

AprilK-AEBN 08-22-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 793393)
I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!! ;)


OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:

miz_wright 08-22-2007 01:47 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793395)
OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:


Oh, MAN. Why didn't I think of that?!

Hmmm. What do I want/ need/ desire madly...? :wink:

AprilK-AEBN 08-22-2007 01:48 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Yes Liz...you got to always get something from them first, before you give up your love to those men, lol. :okthumb:

TheEnforcer 08-22-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793394)
Yeh, but HE might have a problem with it... Just sayin' ;)

That's his problem not mine!! :)

TheEnforcer 08-22-2007 02:12 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793397)
Yes Liz...you got to always get something from them first, before you give up your love to those men, lol. :okthumb:

Nah.. all you have to do is watch The Pick Up Artist and you'll be putty in their hands!! :blink:

Hammer 08-22-2007 04:01 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793395)
OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:

How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

Rcourt64 08-22-2007 04:12 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 793403)
How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

:lol: your just a cheap ass mofo? ain't ya?
I bet you'd sent it C.O.D too. lol

miz_wright 08-22-2007 04:30 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 793403)
How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

AprilK-AEBN 08-22-2007 05:07 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793406)
Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

Liz you should know that the Sizzler is too expensive for Hammer, the best a lady can get out of Hammer is KFC:blink:

gonzo 08-22-2007 06:06 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Damn april is just like Mary34D.
Love em and leave em.

Hammer 08-22-2007 06:32 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Sizzler and KFC? WTF? Who the hell spends that kind of money on a chic? Taco Bell is splurging and the rest of the time it's frozen dinners and delivery.

miz_wright 08-23-2007 01:27 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 793414)
Sizzler and KFC? WTF? Who the hell spends that kind of money on a chic? Taco Bell is splurging and the rest of the time it's frozen dinners and delivery.

'Cos nothing sez hot, sweaty lovin' like a gassy babe.

... sometimes, it's better to spring for the meal, man. ;)

AprilK-AEBN 08-23-2007 02:07 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Hell if you are going to take a woman to Taco Bell, you could atleast shell out some money for some Beano or Gas-X, that last one you took out could of really used it :burn:

AprilK-AEBN 08-23-2007 02:09 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793404)
:lol: your just a cheap ass mofo? ain't ya?
I bet you'd sent it C.O.D too. lol


probably would ;)

Rcourt64 08-23-2007 03:09 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793432)
'Cos nothing sez hot, sweaty lovin' like a gassy babe.

Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said? :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793435)
probably would ;)

You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also. :okthumb:

Toby 08-23-2007 03:36 PM

Yo Quiero Taco Bell
 
http://zeesporn.com/yo-quiero.jpg

miz_wright 08-23-2007 04:46 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793439)
Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said? :blink:



You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also. :okthumb:

:mfr_omg:
Ew! Ew! EW! See, there was winking! Indicating sarcasm! Not the hotness of gassy. *shudders self off forum*

AprilK-AEBN 08-23-2007 04:58 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793439)
Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said? :blink:



You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also. :okthumb:


See here's a real man for you:) The rest of you men take lessons;)

AprilK-AEBN 08-23-2007 05:00 PM

Re: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
 
:hide:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 793445)


gonzo 08-23-2007 08:18 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793458)
See here's a real man for you:) The rest of you men take lessons;)

You told me a real man was like that nikki sixx udude at Internext or like Daniel and his guyliner.

Hammer 08-23-2007 08:30 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
How can you say I'm cheap? I'll spend a whole $5 bill on you at Taco Bell and fuck the beeno, I enjoy the subtle piquant of refried bean farts while I'm sitting next to you at the movie aftewards. Hell, if it gets too bad I'll just roll the windows down for a while.

gonzo 08-23-2007 08:49 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 793474)
How can you say I'm cheap? I'll spend a whole $5 bill on you at Taco Bell and fuck the beeno, I enjoy the subtle piquant of refried bean farts while I'm sitting next to you at the movie aftewards. Hell, if it gets too bad I'll just roll the windows down for a while.

You dont take lawn chairs in the back of your pick up?

Hammer 08-23-2007 09:04 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 793479)
You dont take lawn chairs in the back of your pick up?

Nope, the bank repoed my pickemup truck so now I'm driving my Mom's Honda.

sarettah 08-23-2007 09:12 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN (Post 793395)
OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:

Do not destroy nature......please. :headwall::headwall::headwall:

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste :okthumb:

Rcourt64 08-23-2007 09:19 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 793489)
Nope, the bank repoed my pickemup truck so now I'm driving my Mom's Honda.

http://myadg.com/op2007/moms_honda.gif

Nymph 08-23-2007 09:20 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793492)
Do not destroy nature......please. :headwall::headwall::headwall:

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste :okthumb:

I was always told...
"The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat" ;)

Rcourt64 08-23-2007 09:22 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793492)
Do not destroy nature......please. :headwall::headwall::headwall:

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste :okthumb:

You must be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee :hmm:

Hammer 08-23-2007 09:35 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Anything more that a mouthful is a waste? What about what you can hold with two hands?

sarettah 08-23-2007 10:28 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793497)
You must be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee :hmm:

Less is more :okthumb:

sarettah 08-23-2007 10:29 PM

Re: Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 793499)
Anything more that a mouthful is a waste? What about what you can hold with two hands?



Leave my cock out of this please :blink:

miz_wright 08-24-2007 08:24 AM

Re: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 793445)


Now, this is a man who's sense of humour I get... C'mere, Toby, let's talk ;)

Toby 08-24-2007 08:44 AM

Re: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 793517)
Now, this is a man who's sense of humour I get... C'mere, Toby, let's talk ;)

Can I finish my coffee first? ;)


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