Functional Business Card

gonzo · 08-06-2007

Annie · 08-06-2007

That just looks sweet!

gonzo · 08-06-2007

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Originally Posted by Annie

That just looks sweet!

I think mine is in the book he sent me.
I didnt realize it was a functional lock picking set.
No more port for Darci next time we are in vegas.

Hell Puppy · 08-06-2007

I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

softball · 08-06-2007

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

Not one of those metal condoms, was it?

Jace · 08-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?

Hell Puppy · 08-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Jace

let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?

that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.

gonzo · 08-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.

It didnt help that it was etched like a razor blade and had the words Porn Pushers on it.

Remove all doubt. Im surprised we both still arent in Tampa TSA.

EmporerEJ · 08-08-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Isn't this a violation of his parole?

ScreaM · 08-08-2007

lol that is ONE unique card!

TheEnforcer · 08-08-2007

Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there...

gonzo · 08-08-2007

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there...

He was in Tampa. We were there recoping some of our hosting bill at the NatNet party.

This time around he was piled up in his underware working on the Fat Fucking Crime Syndicate.

Hell Puppy · 08-08-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

He was in Tampa. We were there recoping some of our hosting bill at the NatNet party.

This time around he was piled up in his underware working on the Fat Fucking Crime Syndicate.

I'm stealthy for a fat fuck though, usually no one knows i'm at a show even when i am there.

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08-06-2007	#2
Annie "Its worth more than 50 bucks" Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 61	Re: Functional Business Card That just looks sweet!

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Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Functional Business Card I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa. And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

08-08-2007	#10
ScreaM On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 131	Re: Functional Business Card lol that is ONE unique card!

08-08-2007	#11
TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: Functional Business Card Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there...