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gonzo

08-06-2007 11:22 AM

Functional Business Card

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/10...e9703b.jpg?v=0

Annie

08-06-2007 02:31 PM

Re: Functional Business Card

That just looks sweet!

gonzo

08-06-2007 02:52 PM

Re: Functional Business Card

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Originally Posted by Annie (Post 790860)

That just looks sweet!

I think mine is in the book he sent me.
I didnt realize it was a functional lock picking set.
No more port for Darci next time we are in vegas.

Hell Puppy

08-06-2007 10:39 PM

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I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

softball

08-06-2007 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 790975)

I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

Not one of those metal condoms, was it?

Jace	08-07-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Functional Business Card

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 790975)

I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?

Hell Puppy

08-07-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 791026)

let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?

that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.

gonzo

08-07-2007 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 791032)

It didnt help that it was etched like a razor blade and had the words Porn Pushers on it.

Remove all doubt. Im surprised we both still arent in Tampa TSA.

EmporerEJ

08-08-2007 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 790839)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/10...e9703b.jpg?v=0

Isn't this a violation of his parole?

:whistling

ScreaM

08-08-2007 02:09 AM

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lol that is ONE unique card!

TheEnforcer

08-08-2007 04:25 PM

Re: Functional Business Card

Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there... :(

gonzo

08-08-2007 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 791402)

Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there... :(

He was in Tampa. We were there recoping some of our hosting bill at the NatNet party.

This time around he was piled up in his underware working on the Fat Fucking Crime Syndicate.

Hell Puppy

08-08-2007 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 791405)

He was in Tampa. We were there recoping some of our hosting bill at the NatNet party.

This time around he was piled up in his underware working on the Fat Fucking Crime Syndicate.

I'm stealthy for a fat fuck though, usually no one knows i'm at a show even when i am there.

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