Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug

gonzo · 01-03-2007

Everyone say hello to the man with the smallest dick in porn!

2 inches of dangling fury!!!

spazlabz · 01-03-2007

Hi dirty doug

spaz

softball · 01-03-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Everyone say hello to the man with the smallest dick in porn!

2 inches of dangling fury!!!

Huh?

Jace · 01-03-2007

someone please pull out the gonzo to english dictionary

DirtyDoug · 01-03-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Everyone say hello to the man with the smallest dick in porn!

2 inches of dangling fury!!!

2 inches when hard.....

DirtyDoug · 01-03-2007

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Originally Posted by DirtyDoug

2 inches when hard.....

One of the original Fat Fucking Nobody(s)

softball · 01-03-2007

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Originally Posted by DirtyDoug

One of the original Fat Fucking Nobody(s)

OK, so spit it out. Who the fuck are you? Though I do have my suspicions...lol

DirtyDoug · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

OK, so spit it out. Who the fuck are you? Though I do have my suspicions...lol

I am the quite little dick behind the camera, makin the deals. Gonzo can vouch for me.

gonzo · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

OK, so spit it out. Who the fuck are you? Though I do have my suspicions...lol

Peaches has met Dirty Doug...

Jace · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Peaches has met Dirty Doug...

BAD GONZO!

gonzo · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by Jace

BAD GONZO!

She has.

Hell Puppy · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

She has.

I'll vouch.

She has.

I dont think she hit it though.

And I dont much wanna think about the physics of that....

Jace · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

She has.

these days I am not so sure many people want to be associated with her

Rcourt64 · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Peaches has met Dirty Doug...

Of which....where is she??? Did someone piss her off? is that why she hasn't been around? rhetorical? you got anything to do with this?

softball · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Of which....where is she??? Did someone piss her off? is that why she hasn't been around? rhetorical? you got anything to do with this?

Not me....lol. She has been in some heated discussions on a few boards lately. Prolly licking her wounds.

gonzo · 01-04-2007

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Not me....lol. She has been in some heated discussions on a few boards lately. Prolly licking her wounds.

Someone said something about having dog shit covered walls repainted.

Hell Puppy · 01-04-2007

12clicks was right.

carol.prime · 01-05-2007

2 inches? that's already way to small.

DirtyDoug · 01-05-2007

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Originally Posted by carol.prime

2 inches? that's already way to small.

I thought "size doesn't matter". I always knew that was a bull shit line that women threw out. Here's the thing. I have gotten laid more times then I care to remember just because women didn't believe that I am soooooooo very small.
As Jenna J. once said," It was great to have just a little tickle."

Gonzo, you remember that don't you??

softball · 01-05-2007

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Originally Posted by DirtyDoug

I thought "size doesn't matter". I always knew that was a bull shit line that women threw out. Here's the thing. I have gotten laid more times then I care to remember just because women didn't believe that I am soooooooo very small.
As Jenna J. once said," It was great to have just a little tickle."

Gonzo, you remember that don't you??

This thread is useless without pictures.

Rcourt64 · 01-05-2007

Right..

So the moral of this thread everybody is:

1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches.
2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them"
3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them.
4). It's about how u use it. Not size.
5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help.

Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano

softball · 01-05-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Right..

So the moral of this thread everybody is:

1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches.
2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them"
3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them.
4). It's about how u use it. Not size.
5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help.

Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano

The doctor is in. Consultations 5 cents.

DirtyDoug · 01-05-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Right..

So the moral of this thread everybody is:

1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches.
2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them"
3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them.
4). It's about how u use it. Not size.
5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help.

Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano

I think that sums it up

gonzo · 01-05-2007

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Originally Posted by DirtyDoug

I thought "size doesn't matter". I always knew that was a bull shit line that women threw out. Here's the thing. I have gotten laid more times then I care to remember just because women didn't believe that I am soooooooo very small.
As Jenna J. once said," It was great to have just a little tickle."

Gonzo, you remember that don't you??

I remember being at the table of Porn Legends. Kristy lake, Porsha Lynn and Nina Hartley. Diamond Dave never did send me all of those pics.

I dont remember where Jenna figured into that.

Was that before or after Gidget was flashing her pussy to everyone?

Hell Puppy · 01-06-2007

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

This thread is useless without pictures.

glad2beme · 01-16-2007

hey doug! lol!

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Rcourt64 Filling Bishop's Pond Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,942	Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug Right.. So the moral of this thread everybody is: 1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches. 2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them" 3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them. 4). It's about how u use it. Not size. 5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help. Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano

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