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gonzo 01-03-2007 11:24 PM
Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Everyone say hello to the man with the smallest dick in porn!

2 inches of dangling fury!!!

spazlabz 01-03-2007 11:27 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Hi dirty doug:waving:


spaz

softball 01-03-2007 11:28 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 755356)
Everyone say hello to the man with the smallest dick in porn!

2 inches of dangling fury!!!
Huh?

Jace 01-03-2007 11:40 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
someone please pull out the gonzo to english dictionary

DirtyDoug 01-03-2007 11:43 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 755356)
Everyone say hello to the man with the smallest dick in porn!

2 inches of dangling fury!!!


2 inches when hard.....

DirtyDoug 01-03-2007 11:45 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDoug (Post 755362)
2 inches when hard.....
One of the original Fat Fucking Nobody(s)

softball 01-03-2007 11:46 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDoug (Post 755364)
One of the original Fat Fucking Nobody(s)
OK, so spit it out. Who the fuck are you? Though I do have my suspicions...lol

DirtyDoug 01-04-2007 12:01 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 755365)
OK, so spit it out. Who the fuck are you? Though I do have my suspicions...lol

I am the quite little dick behind the camera, makin the deals. Gonzo can vouch for me.

gonzo 01-04-2007 12:29 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 755365)
OK, so spit it out. Who the fuck are you? Though I do have my suspicions...lol
Peaches has met Dirty Doug...

Jace 01-04-2007 02:04 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 755369)
Peaches has met Dirty Doug...
BAD GONZO!

gonzo 01-04-2007 02:06 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace (Post 755458)
BAD GONZO!
She has.

Hell Puppy 01-04-2007 02:24 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 755459)
She has.
I'll vouch.

She has.

I dont think she hit it though.

And I dont much wanna think about the physics of that....

Jace 01-04-2007 03:47 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 755459)
She has.
these days I am not so sure many people want to be associated with her

Rcourt64 01-04-2007 09:01 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 755369)
Peaches has met Dirty Doug...

Of which....where is she??? Did someone piss her off? is that why she hasn't been around? rhetorical? you got anything to do with this? :thumbdown

softball 01-04-2007 09:18 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 755520)
Of which....where is she??? Did someone piss her off? is that why she hasn't been around? rhetorical? you got anything to do with this? :thumbdown
Not me....lol. She has been in some heated discussions on a few boards lately. Prolly licking her wounds.

gonzo 01-04-2007 10:02 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 755521)
Not me....lol. She has been in some heated discussions on a few boards lately. Prolly licking her wounds.
Someone said something about having dog shit covered walls repainted.

Hell Puppy 01-04-2007 10:22 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
12clicks was right.

carol.prime 01-05-2007 10:21 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
2 inches? that's already way to small.

:thumbdown:thumbdown:thumbdown

DirtyDoug 01-05-2007 11:36 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by carol.prime (Post 755840)
2 inches? that's already way to small.

:thumbdown:thumbdown:thumbdown
I thought "size doesn't matter". I always knew that was a bull shit line that women threw out. Here's the thing. I have gotten laid more times then I care to remember just because women didn't believe that I am soooooooo very small.
As Jenna J. once said," It was great to have just a little tickle."

Gonzo, you remember that don't you??

softball 01-05-2007 11:47 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDoug (Post 755843)
I thought "size doesn't matter". I always knew that was a bull shit line that women threw out. Here's the thing. I have gotten laid more times then I care to remember just because women didn't believe that I am soooooooo very small.
As Jenna J. once said," It was great to have just a little tickle."

Gonzo, you remember that don't you??
This thread is useless without pictures.

Rcourt64 01-05-2007 11:49 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Right..:scratchin

So the moral of this thread everybody is:

1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches.
2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them"
3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them.
4). It's about how u use it. Not size.
5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help.


Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano :okthumb:

softball 01-05-2007 12:09 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 755845)
Right..:scratchin

So the moral of this thread everybody is:

1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches.
2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them"
3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them.
4). It's about how u use it. Not size.
5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help.


Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano :okthumb:

The doctor is in. Consultations 5 cents.

DirtyDoug 01-05-2007 12:11 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 755845)
Right..:scratchin

So the moral of this thread everybody is:

1). 12clicks is always more than 2 inches.
2). When there's shit on the wall, "Pain them"
3). Georgia Peaches are out of session now, So don't associate with them.
4). It's about how u use it. Not size.
5). if you cut or hurt someone, Try licking they're wounds instead of seeking help.


Once Again....Always learning something new here at Oprano :okthumb:
I think that sums it up :)

gonzo 01-05-2007 01:20 PM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDoug (Post 755843)
I thought "size doesn't matter". I always knew that was a bull shit line that women threw out. Here's the thing. I have gotten laid more times then I care to remember just because women didn't believe that I am soooooooo very small.
As Jenna J. once said," It was great to have just a little tickle."

Gonzo, you remember that don't you??
I remember being at the table of Porn Legends. Kristy lake, Porsha Lynn and Nina Hartley. Diamond Dave never did send me all of those pics.

I dont remember where Jenna figured into that.

Was that before or after Gidget was flashing her pussy to everyone?

Hell Puppy 01-06-2007 12:59 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 755844)
This thread is useless without pictures.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/rm1892/FatGuy.jpg

glad2beme 01-16-2007 04:19 AM
Re: Holy Shit Its Dirty Doug
 
hey doug! lol!


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