Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.

buzzsaw · 09-20-2006

In landmark deals, Playboy Enterprises, Inc. has acquired three leading companies in their respective industries. The deals were all announced yesterday, before lunch. Though unclear, it has been speculated by anonymous sources for adult industry gossip blog, BoIsFront.com, most of whom are workers at an Exxon station in Peoria, Illinois, that Playboy intends to dissolve all of the companies and use the resources to make nachos for mainstream movie theaters. One source, a guy that hangs arou...

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gonzo · 09-20-2006

scooter you interrupted my private screening of jackass number 2.
people take you more serious than cut and pasty.
I'm going back in but when we are done I'm sending this pack of ex wcw rasttlers after you.

who queerer than canyon?

TheEnforcer · 09-20-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

scooter you interrupted my private screening of jackass number 2.
people take you more serious than cut and pasty.
I'm going back in but when we are done I'm sending this pack of ex wcw rasttlers after you.

who queerer than canyon?

Ahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!

brand0n · 09-20-2006

link to jackass 2?

Peaches · 09-20-2006

I sold my company to them too. That's how I can afford to pay my mortgage and not have a job!

Sorry I'm missing Jackass 2 (not really, just sorry seeing my friends there). TV guy STILL isn't here. I told her if it was after dark, he'd be better off coming in the AM. Coming down my road in the dark isn't fun. She said he could get here as late as 9 tonight

brand0n · 09-20-2006

dont care about what playboy buys

how are you watching jackass?

LadyMischief · 09-20-2006

That's a hilarious parody of industry gossip lol. Btw, Jackass Two? Duuuuuude hook me uppppppppppppppp.

Jace · 09-20-2006

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Originally Posted by brand0n

dont care about what playboy buys

how are you watching jackass?

Gonzo and I just got back from a private screening, FUCKING KICKASS

we did not stop laughing the whole time, WAY better than the first one

gonzo · 09-21-2006

the bigger jackasses are the GA DOT.
Thanks for cutting the fiber to this area digging where your not supposed to.

Now I'm having to surf the net with my fucking cellphone.
Looks like Ill be finding a Starbucks today and setting up shop there.

ScottMcGowan · 09-21-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

scooter you interrupted my private screening of jackass number 2.
people take you more serious than cut and pasty.
I'm going back in but when we are done I'm sending this pack of ex wcw rasttlers after you.

who queerer than canyon?

You actually left the theatre to read this?!

ScottMcGowan · 09-21-2006

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

That's a hilarious parody of industry gossip lol. Btw, Jackass Two? Duuuuuude hook me uppppppppppppppp.

Thanks.

Jace · 09-21-2006

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Originally Posted by ScottMcGowan

You actually left the theatre to read this?!

he was sitting next to me to whole time, I had to pry that fucking new phone out of his hands a few times to get him to pay attention to the fucking movie

JR · 09-22-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

scooter you interrupted my private screening of jackass number 2.
people take you more serious than cut and pasty.
I'm going back in but when we are done I'm sending this pack of ex wcw rasttlers after you.

who queerer than canyon?

always the pimp!

did you like it? i am thinking it looked pretty good... but not too sure how many times i can watch someone get kicked in the nuts before its not funny anymore.

gonzo · 09-22-2006

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Originally Posted by JR

always the pimp!

did you like it? i am thinking it looked pretty good... but not too sure how many times i can watch someone get kicked in the nuts before its not funny anymore.

Much funnier than the 1st one. Hell Id get it on DVD just for hte hell of it. Its that funny. They do a lot of stupid shit and you wont believe some of it.

Those boys aint right.

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gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos. scooter you interrupted my private screening of jackass number 2. people take you more serious than cut and pasty. I'm going back in but when we are done I'm sending this pack of ex wcw rasttlers after you. who queerer than canyon? __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

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brand0n Members Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 711	Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos. link to jackass 2? __________________ whats the sig rules?

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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos. I sold my company to them too. That's how I can afford to pay my mortgage and not have a job! Sorry I'm missing Jackass 2 (not really, just sorry seeing my friends there). TV guy STILL isn't here. I told her if it was after dark, he'd be better off coming in the AM. Coming down my road in the dark isn't fun. She said he could get here as late as 9 tonight __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

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LadyMischief I like it squishy and wierd. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 942	Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos. That's a hilarious parody of industry gossip lol. Btw, Jackass Two? Duuuuuude hook me uppppppppppppppp. __________________ Affiliate Marketing Manager - Homegrowncash www.homegrowncash.com

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gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos. the bigger jackasses are the GA DOT. Thanks for cutting the fiber to this area digging where your not supposed to. Now I'm having to surf the net with my fucking cellphone. Looks like Ill be finding a Starbucks today and setting up shop there. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale