Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

In landmark deals, Playboy Enterprises, Inc. has acquired three leading companies in their respective industries. The deals were all announced yesterday, before lunch. Though unclear, it has been speculated by anonymous sources for adult industry gossip blog, BoIsFront.com, most of whom are workers at an Exxon station in Peoria, Illinois, that Playboy intends to dissolve all of the companies and use the resources to make nachos for mainstream movie theaters. One source, a guy that hangs arou...

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Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

scooter you interrupted my private screening of jackass number 2.
people take you more serious than cut and pasty.
I'm going back in but when we are done I'm sending this pack of ex wcw rasttlers after you.

who queerer than canyon?

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

Ahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

link to jackass 2?

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I sold my company to them too. That's how I can afford to pay my mortgage and not have a job! :okthumb:

Sorry I'm missing Jackass 2 (not really, just sorry seeing my friends there). TV guy STILL isn't here. I told her if it was after dark, he'd be better off coming in the AM. Coming down my road in the dark isn't fun. She said he could get here as late as 9 tonight :(

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dont care about what playboy buys

how are you watching jackass?

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

That's a hilarious parody of industry gossip lol. Btw, Jackass Two? Duuuuuude hook me uppppppppppppppp.

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

Gonzo and I just got back from a private screening, FUCKING KICKASS

we did not stop laughing the whole time, WAY better than the first one

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

the bigger jackasses are the GA DOT.
Thanks for cutting the fiber to this area digging where your not supposed to.

Now I'm having to surf the net with my fucking cellphone.
Looks like Ill be finding a Starbucks today and setting up shop there.

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

You actually left the theatre to read this?!:lmao1:

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Thanks. :blush:

Re: Playboy Acquires AVN, AT&T, and Blockbuster Video. Plans to Make Nachos.
 

he was sitting next to me to whole time, I had to pry that fucking new phone out of his hands a few times to get him to pay attention to the fucking movie

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always the pimp!

did you like it? i am thinking it looked pretty good... but not too sure how many times i can watch someone get kicked in the nuts before its not funny anymore.

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Much funnier than the 1st one. Hell Id get it on DVD just for hte hell of it. Its that funny. They do a lot of stupid shit and you wont believe some of it.

Those boys aint right.