The Art of Assholeness

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

I was thinking about the board & the people I’ve met on the boards. There are all types and as you all know the art of pissing is something you adapt to. I remember when I first hit the boards and got a taste of it myself… at first I was horrified and then being the cocky bitch that I am bulled up. Still there is appropriate behavior and just plain rudeness. Some people have made an art out of being an asshole while other are infected with assholeness. We all know the types, right?

Maybe this post will die or maybe we all can vent some shit here. I would like to hear some honest answers on who you feel has the art of asshole down or who are just plain asshole & why. Not just here but in the adult biz in general. Call it gossip or personal opinions. I’d really love to hear them.

Also, when you come to Oprano which posters get your attention? Which is a waste of time? Anyone care or get this honest?

So I’ll start…

Serge wins an award for being the type of asshole you want to know. You respect him & even though you may not always agree with him (lol- or understand him) you love and respect him.

I think that JR is a subtle asshole. He makes sense at times and I always enjoy his opinion however he is one damn opinionated asshole.

MikeAI… hmmm I can’t really give him asshole title fulltime because he’s so damn cute until he gets started on anything political. Then his asshole feathers pucker from under his shirt.

Confucy is an artful asshole can certainly stir up some shit. She makes you wanna read and curious. I love this type of asshole.

Gonzo….hmmm no real comment but I would love everyone’s opinion. Gonzo feels that he is a HUGE ASSet to Oprano and without him the board would die. I find this attitude to RANK in the hall of assholeness but would love to hear your opinion.

This is a start and definitely not intended to gang up on anyone. Bitching is ok… controversy expected. No holds barred, lets have at it.

Mike AI · 03-06-2006

I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

Oh I forgot about that. Does this mean the thread will die? I guess we'll see if there is anything new to vent.

Mike AI · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

Oh I forgot about that. Does this mean the thread will die? I guess we'll see if there is anything new to vent.

There is much to be discussed - I do not think Billy has updated this site in months if not years.

Serge and Jr are 2 of my favorite assholes however.

I do not think most people are assholes on boards - morons, yes, but not assholes.

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

There is much to be discussed - I do not think Billy has updated this site in months if not years.

Serge and Jr are 2 of my favorite assholes however.

I do not think most people are assholes on boards - morons, yes, but not assholes.

yeah its just a list and I forgot I'm on it. lol

Ok that's a better word, assholes verses morons. I wonder if anyone will entertain us.

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

Serge must be out of town.

Oh I forgot my favorite asshole or all time FOREST! Gotta love him!

Weg Cory · 03-06-2006

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Weg Cory

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it.

PornoDoggy · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it.

I figger he means one of two things - git people out in a social setting and they distance themselves from any board personality is the most likely.

The other has to do with showing there inner nice guy to protect their assholes from the donkey, but we just ain't gonna go there. No way no how not today.

Weg Cory · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it.

It was a lighthearted joke.

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Weg Cory

It was a lighthearted joke.

It was so light that it flew right over my head! ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Ok so who are the assholes and who is a moron?

Peaches · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it.

If you take an asshole out and spend a lot of money on him/her for food, drinks, strippers and hookers, they're nice for a while

I just stay away from Hellpuppy's dessert for a few dinners in a row to get him nice again.......then I slowly plan my attack......

TheEnforcer · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

June 2004 asshole checking in!!

TheEnforcer · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Weg Cory

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

Hahahahaha.. ok.. this seems familiar for some reason but please refresh my memory!!

Weg Cory · 03-06-2006

Mike has the pictures.

Mike AI · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Weg Cory

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

Hmmmm well if by donkey you mean Dugmor; and if by show, you mean him nailing 13 hookers in 3 hours - then maybe I know what you are talking about.

For bonding experiences nothing beats face to face....

Like in ATL when someone got happy ending dances from the same girl as KK did!

Weg Cory · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

For bonding experiences nothing beats face to face....

Like in ATL when someone got happy ending dances from the same girl as KK did!

Oh god. hahaha

I am so glad I got my camera back.

KK is a stripper thief!

Billy · 03-06-2006

Somebody say asshole ? ?

sarettah · 03-06-2006

It is alive

TheEnforcer · 03-06-2006

Heya Billy. Nice to see you around....

Vick · 03-06-2006

Asshole cross referenced
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=46349

Just to be that much more of an asshole

oh by the Way ... Asshole of the month October 2001
http://isjustanasshole.com/2001.html

Weg Cory · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Vick

Asshole cross referenced
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=46349

Just to be that much more of an asshole

oh by the Way ... Asshole of the month October 2001
http://isjustanasshole.com/2001.html

Oh geez, I can't recall the month I got it...

Peaches · 03-06-2006

5....4....3....2....

Hell Puppy · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

5....4....3....2....

I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....

Hell Puppy · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

Gonzo….hmmm no real comment but I would love everyone’s opinion. Gonzo feels that he is a HUGE ASSet to Oprano and without him the board would die. I find this attitude to RANK in the hall of assholeness but would love to hear your opinion.

Ok, so you go to all that trouble to type all that post obviously with something to say about GonZo, so damn, go ahead and say it and lose the innuendo.

Show some sack...

Peaches · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....

Seems something got changed, just not sure by whom

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty.

Hell Puppy · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Seems something got changed, just not sure by whom

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty.

Adding points for a good double swipe...

JR · 03-06-2006

i am not really an asshole. i just play one on message boards. why? .... dont know... why not? everyone is here for their own reasons and expresses themselves in their own way. i have mine, you have yours. i usually post out of boredom or as a distraction to whatever i am doing at that moment. i like to argue things mostly because it forces me to think. i usually only argue about things I am interested in.

Peaches · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Adding points for a good double swipe...

I'd rather have a bite of pie........

Weg Cory · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....

Finish whatever you like, feel free. The only reason it was pulled was due to someone's pathetic agenda aimed at knocking down myself and our business.

So do what you wish with it, I could honestly care less.

You don't like me. I don't care. I did nothing to you. Pretty simple stuff.

JR · 03-06-2006

i dont understand what this is about... but any true asshole would spill the beans.

Peaches · 03-06-2006

Some people can be funny assholes. Some people can not. A funny asshole is my idea of art

Hell Puppy · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Weg Cory

Finish whatever you like, feel free. The only reason it was pulled was due to someone's pathetic agenda aimed at knocking down myself and our business.

So do what you wish with it, I could honestly care less.

You don't like me. I don't care. I did nothing to you. Pretty simple stuff.

Dude, you're getting cranky in your old age... Or at least you're assuming things are directed at you when they're really not.

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with you, it was aimed at GonZo. Peaches was a wise ass and counted down when the bellyflop post was made because anytime that is mentioned GonZo usually says the same thing. I considered being an ass myself and saying it before he did.

That jab wasn't even directed at you.

And you think I dont like you? I guess I can see why you might think that, I was pretty critical of your recent JBM stunt. I have been guilty on occasion of saying what I think....and I'm even more likely to do so if I suspect a lot of people are thinking the same thing but for various reasons cant or wont say it. I've never aspired to be one of the most popular kids. I do say what I mean and mean what I say however.

But no, I dont dislike you. Off the top of my head I cant really think of anyone in the industry I'd say I actually dislike. It's not my nature. Hate's a bad emotion, I try not to carry it around like so much baggage.

It's not all about you guy. When I'm jousting with the locals in particular, we may sometimes be speaking a language that you cant possibly understand without the back information needed to catch the references. We're not secretly having meetings to discuss our hatred of Cory or WEG or anything like that, we're just fucking around and amusing each other.

If you think I dislike you, your perception is way twisted. Perhaps that's my own fault as you and I seem to never actually run into each other and get face time when I hit the shows. I wont always agree with you. I may even criticize you if you do something that makes me shake my head. But you'll find I will always do it to your face.....no innuendo, no games, I'll come right out and say it.

Gabriel · 03-07-2006

Jesus this thread needs a gravy snak-pak break.

Peaches · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Peaches was a wise ass .

Moi??!!

Hell Puppy · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Gabriel

Jesus this thread needs a gravy snak-pak break.

Cory is an asshole for interrupting our gravy discussion....

Weg Cory · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Dude, you're getting cranky in your old age... Or at least you're assuming things are directed at you when they're really not.

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with you, it was aimed at GonZo. Peaches was a wise ass and counted down when the bellyflop post was made because anytime that is mentioned GonZo usually says the same thing. I considered being an ass myself and saying it before he did.

That jab wasn't even directed at you.

And you think I dont like you? I guess I can see why you might think that, I was pretty critical of your recent JBM stunt. I have been guilty on occasion of saying what I think....and I'm even more likely to do so if I suspect a lot of people are thinking the same thing but for various reasons cant or wont say it. I've never aspired to be one of the most popular kids. I do say what I mean and mean what I say however.

But no, I dont dislike you. Off the top of my head I cant really think of anyone in the industry I'd say I actually dislike. It's not my nature. Hate's a bad emotion, I try not to carry it around like so much baggage.

It's not all about you guy. When I'm jousting with the locals in particular, we may sometimes be speaking a language that you cant possibly understand without the back information needed to catch the references. We're not secretly having meetings to discuss our hatred of Cory or WEG or anything like that, we're just fucking around and amusing each other.

If you think I dislike you, your perception is way twisted. Perhaps that's my own fault as you and I seem to never actually run into each other and get face time when I hit the shows. I wont always agree with you. I may even criticize you if you do something that makes me shake my head. But you'll find I will always do it to your face.....no innuendo, no games, I'll come right out and say it.

No worries, sorry.

I am not going to go into too much detail on the JBM deal, but I am actually surprised that you don't see the bigger point. I probably didn't communicate it the best way.

Peaches · 03-07-2006

Gabe's an asshole for living in California and not realizing there's more than one kind of gravy.

JR · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Some people can be funny assholes. Some people can not. A funny asshole is my idea of art

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

Hell Puppy · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Weg Cory

No worries, sorry.

I am not going to go into too much detail on the JBM deal, but I am actually surprised that you don't see the bigger point. I probably didn't communicate it the best way.

Oh, I dont know, I may see alot more into it than you think....

You know, if I was a true asshole, I might've even posted what I posted over there to try to lure you out to explain yourself....

Peaches · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by JR

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

Bookmarked!!

PornoDoggy · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by JR

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

I like that ... talked myself out of buying a domain on eBay the other day. bushgirlsgonewild.com was available, and I considered it - but I've never wanted to go to Cuba anyway.

Mike AI · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by JR

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

Funnier then the Onion!!

Good job JR!!

Dravyk · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by JR

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

That the same domain once owned by Lee Noga, JR?

Dianna Vesta · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Ok, so you go to all that trouble to type all that post obviously with something to say about GonZo, so damn, go ahead and say it and lose the innuendo.

Show some sack...

Bullshit how do you know my agenda? You don't. The truth is that GonZo ICQ'ed me and asked my opinion on who I thought was bringing the board down. I told him that I thought he was rude in cases where I didn't think he should have been. yadda-yadda - anyhow it got me thinking about the subject & some of his comments so I figured we'd get down to business here. I can live with or without Gonzo and I'm sure he feels the same. No big thang.

That's the truth.

Dianna Vesta · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty.

Huh? Peaches that made no damn sense. I guess that was your attempt at a joke. lol- Now that's fucking funny!

el pres · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Gabe's an asshole for living in California and not realizing there's more than one kind of gravy.

man gravy?

Dianna Vesta · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by JR

i dont understand what this is about... but any true asshole would spill the beans.

My thoughts exactly. I hope Confucy shows up to at least stir up the bean pot. If anyone knows how to contact her, maybe invite her over.

JR · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

That the same domain once owned by Lee Noga, JR?

don't believe so. i registered it when fuckedcompany.com started.

Mike AI · 03-07-2006

I think Noga's domain is http://unemployedwebmaster.com

It is becoming a huge hit!

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Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	The Art of Assholeness I was thinking about the board & the people I’ve met on the boards. There are all types and as you all know the art of pissing is something you adapt to. I remember when I first hit the boards and got a taste of it myself… at first I was horrified and then being the cocky bitch that I am bulled up. Still there is appropriate behavior and just plain rudeness. Some people have made an art out of being an asshole while other are infected with assholeness. We all know the types, right? Maybe this post will die or maybe we all can vent some shit here. I would like to hear some honest answers on who you feel has the art of asshole down or who are just plain asshole & why. Not just here but in the adult biz in general. Call it gossip or personal opinions. I’d really love to hear them. Also, when you come to Oprano which posters get your attention? Which is a waste of time? Anyone care or get this honest? So I’ll start… Serge wins an award for being the type of asshole you want to know. You respect him & even though you may not always agree with him (lol- or understand him) you love and respect him. I think that JR is a subtle asshole. He makes sense at times and I always enjoy his opinion however he is one damn opinionated asshole. MikeAI… hmmm I can’t really give him asshole title fulltime because he’s so damn cute until he gets started on anything political. Then his asshole feathers pucker from under his shirt. Confucy is an artful asshole can certainly stir up some shit. She makes you wanna read and curious. I love this type of asshole. Gonzo….hmmm no real comment but I would love everyone’s opinion. Gonzo feels that he is a HUGE ASSet to Oprano and without him the board would die. I find this attitude to RANK in the hall of assholeness but would love to hear your opinion. This is a start and definitely not intended to gang up on anyone. Bitching is ok… controversy expected. No holds barred, lets have at it. __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info Last edited by Dianna Vesta; 03-06-2006 at 03:28 PM. Reason: typo

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Re: The Art of Assholeness I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/ __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	Re: The Art of Assholeness Serge must be out of town. Oh I forgot my favorite asshole or all time FOREST! Gotta love him! __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info

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Weg Cory Wegcash Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 403	Re: The Art of Assholeness Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show. __________________ http://www.wegcash.com

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Weg Cory Wegcash Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 403	Re: The Art of Assholeness Mike has the pictures. __________________ http://www.wegcash.com

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JR Members The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in my chair Posts: 3,320	Re: The Art of Assholeness i am not really an asshole. i just play one on message boards. why? .... dont know... why not? everyone is here for their own reasons and expresses themselves in their own way. i have mine, you have yours. i usually post out of boredom or as a distraction to whatever i am doing at that moment. i like to argue things mostly because it forces me to think. i usually only argue about things I am interested in. __________________

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JR Members The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in my chair Posts: 3,320	Re: The Art of Assholeness i dont understand what this is about... but any true asshole would spill the beans. __________________

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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: The Art of Assholeness Some people can be funny assholes. Some people can not. A funny asshole is my idea of art __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: The Art of Assholeness Gabe's an asshole for living in California and not realizing there's more than one kind of gravy. __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

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