The Art of Assholeness
 

I was thinking about the board & the people I’ve met on the boards. There are all types and as you all know the art of pissing is something you adapt to. I remember when I first hit the boards and got a taste of it myself… at first I was horrified and then being the cocky bitch that I am bulled up. Still there is appropriate behavior and just plain rudeness. Some people have made an art out of being an asshole while other are infected with assholeness. We all know the types, right?



Maybe this post will die or maybe we all can vent some shit here. I would like to hear some honest answers on who you feel has the art of asshole down or who are just plain asshole & why. Not just here but in the adult biz in general. Call it gossip or personal opinions. I’d really love to hear them.



Also, when you come to Oprano which posters get your attention? Which is a waste of time? Anyone care or get this honest?



So I’ll start…



Serge wins an award for being the type of asshole you want to know. You respect him & even though you may not always agree with him (lol- or understand him) you love and respect him.



I think that JR is a subtle asshole. He makes sense at times and I always enjoy his opinion however he is one damn opinionated asshole.



MikeAI… hmmm I can’t really give him asshole title fulltime because he’s so damn cute until he gets started on anything political. Then his asshole feathers pucker from under his shirt.



Confucy is an artful asshole can certainly stir up some shit. She makes you wanna read and curious. I love this type of asshole.



Gonzo….hmmm no real comment but I would love everyone’s opinion. Gonzo feels that he is a HUGE ASSet to Oprano and without him the board would die. I find this attitude to RANK in the hall of assholeness but would love to hear your opinion.



This is a start and definitely not intended to gang up on anyone. Bitching is ok… controversy expected. No holds barred, lets have at it.

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I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

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Oh I forgot about that. Does this mean the thread will die? I guess we'll see if there is anything new to vent.

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There is much to be discussed - I do not think Billy has updated this site in months if not years.

Serge and Jr are 2 of my favorite assholes however.

I do not think most people are assholes on boards - morons, yes, but not assholes.

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yeah its just a list and I forgot I'm on it. lol

Ok that's a better word, assholes verses morons. I wonder if anyone will entertain us.

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Serge must be out of town.

Oh I forgot my favorite asshole or all time FOREST! Gotta love him!

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Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

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I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it. :blink:

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I figger he means one of two things - git people out in a social setting and they distance themselves from any board personality is the most likely.

The other has to do with showing there inner nice guy to protect their assholes from the donkey, but we just ain't gonna go there. No way no how not today.

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It was a lighthearted joke. :okthumb:

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It was so light that it flew right over my head! ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Ok so who are the assholes and who is a moron?

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If you take an asshole out and spend a lot of money on him/her for food, drinks, strippers and hookers, they're nice for a while :okthumb:

I just stay away from Hellpuppy's dessert for a few dinners in a row to get him nice again.......then I slowly plan my attack......

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June 2004 asshole checking in!! :)

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Hahahahaha.. ok.. this seems familiar for some reason but please refresh my memory!! :)

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Mike has the pictures.

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Hmmmm well if by donkey you mean Dugmor; and if by show, you mean him nailing 13 hookers in 3 hours - then maybe I know what you are talking about.

For bonding experiences nothing beats face to face....

Like in ATL when someone got happy ending dances from the same girl as KK did!

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Oh god. hahaha

I am so glad I got my camera back.

KK is a stripper thief!

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Somebody say asshole ? ?

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It is alive :blink:

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Heya Billy. Nice to see you around.... :)

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Asshole cross referenced
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=46349

Just to be that much more of an asshole

oh by the Way ... Asshole of the month October 2001
http://isjustanasshole.com/2001.html

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Oh geez, I can't recall the month I got it...

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5....4....3....2....

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I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....

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Ok, so you go to all that trouble to type all that post obviously with something to say about GonZo, so damn, go ahead and say it and lose the innuendo.

Show some sack...

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Seems something got changed, just not sure by whom ;)

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty. :clapping:

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Adding points for a good double swipe...

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i am not really an asshole. i just play one on message boards. why? .... dont know... why not? everyone is here for their own reasons and expresses themselves in their own way. i have mine, you have yours. i usually post out of boredom or as a distraction to whatever i am doing at that moment. i like to argue things mostly because it forces me to think. i usually only argue about things I am interested in.

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I'd rather have a bite of pie........

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Finish whatever you like, feel free. The only reason it was pulled was due to someone's pathetic agenda aimed at knocking down myself and our business.

So do what you wish with it, I could honestly care less.

You don't like me. I don't care. I did nothing to you. Pretty simple stuff.

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i dont understand what this is about... but any true asshole would spill the beans.

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Some people can be funny assholes. Some people can not. A funny asshole is my idea of art :)

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Dude, you're getting cranky in your old age... Or at least you're assuming things are directed at you when they're really not.

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with you, it was aimed at GonZo. Peaches was a wise ass and counted down when the bellyflop post was made because anytime that is mentioned GonZo usually says the same thing. I considered being an ass myself and saying it before he did.

That jab wasn't even directed at you.

And you think I dont like you? I guess I can see why you might think that, I was pretty critical of your recent JBM stunt. I have been guilty on occasion of saying what I think....and I'm even more likely to do so if I suspect a lot of people are thinking the same thing but for various reasons cant or wont say it. I've never aspired to be one of the most popular kids. I do say what I mean and mean what I say however.

But no, I dont dislike you. Off the top of my head I cant really think of anyone in the industry I'd say I actually dislike. It's not my nature. Hate's a bad emotion, I try not to carry it around like so much baggage.

It's not all about you guy. When I'm jousting with the locals in particular, we may sometimes be speaking a language that you cant possibly understand without the back information needed to catch the references. We're not secretly having meetings to discuss our hatred of Cory or WEG or anything like that, we're just fucking around and amusing each other.

If you think I dislike you, your perception is way twisted. Perhaps that's my own fault as you and I seem to never actually run into each other and get face time when I hit the shows. I wont always agree with you. I may even criticize you if you do something that makes me shake my head. But you'll find I will always do it to your face.....no innuendo, no games, I'll come right out and say it.

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Jesus this thread needs a gravy snak-pak break.

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Moi??!! :o

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Cory is an asshole for interrupting our gravy discussion....

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No worries, sorry.

I am not going to go into too much detail on the JBM deal, but I am actually surprised that you don't see the bigger point. I probably didn't communicate it the best way.

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Gabe's an asshole for living in California and not realizing there's more than one kind of gravy.

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i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

:)

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Oh, I dont know, I may see alot more into it than you think....

You know, if I was a true asshole, I might've even posted what I posted over there to try to lure you out to explain yourself....

:devil:

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Bookmarked!! :wnw:

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I like that ... talked myself out of buying a domain on eBay the other day. bushgirlsgonewild.com was available, and I considered it - but I've never wanted to go to Cuba anyway. :)

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Funnier then the Onion!!

Good job JR!!

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That the same domain once owned by Lee Noga, JR?

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Bullshit how do you know my agenda? You don't. The truth is that GonZo ICQ'ed me and asked my opinion on who I thought was bringing the board down. I told him that I thought he was rude in cases where I didn't think he should have been. yadda-yadda - anyhow it got me thinking about the subject & some of his comments so I figured we'd get down to business here. I can live with or without Gonzo and I'm sure he feels the same. No big thang.

That's the truth. :nyanya:

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Huh? Peaches that made no damn sense. I guess that was your attempt at a joke. lol- Now that's fucking funny! :clapping:

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man gravy?

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My thoughts exactly. I hope Confucy shows up to at least stir up the bean pot. If anyone knows how to contact her, maybe invite her over.

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don't believe so. i registered it when fuckedcompany.com started.

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I think Noga's domain is http://unemployedwebmaster.com

It is becoming a huge hit!