Programmer~PHP or like

Dianna Vesta · 02-28-2006

Please please please can't I find a fucking reasonable fucking damn programmer who gets shit done in a timely manner and who's ass isn't plated in gold?

sarettah · 02-28-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

Please please please can't I find a fucking reasonable fucking damn programmer who gets shit done in a timely manner and who's ass isn't plated in gold?

Please:

Define reasonable.
Define Timely.
Define plated in gold.

and then I might reply

DrGuile · 02-28-2006

Real programmers have real jobs with salaries you dont want to pay.

They're not doing two bit contracts in adult...

that's something we've learned.

sarettah · 02-28-2006

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Real programmers have real jobs with salaries you dont want to pay.

They're not doing two bit contracts in adult...

that's something we've learned.

Some of us take on stuff on the side though

sarettah · 02-28-2006

But the gay Canadian does have a point.

To make the same money I make at the day job, before taxes, I would have to charge well over $50 an hour and most adult companies do not want to pay out that kind of money for a programmer.

So, I continue at the day job and do side projects and my own thing attempting to come up with that magic application that every one in the world has to have.

) (sell one of them for a million bucks or a million of them for a buck each...doesn't matter to me)

DrGuile · 02-28-2006

just so Im clear, wasnt insulting you DV in any way... Your projects may be grand, what do I know?

But usually someone asking for a php programmer on board is looking for someone to do one site or one script. But still, they expect great work, cheap, and fast.

I dont think that really happens...

Most contract PHP programmer in adult would be better classified as hobbyist.

TheEnforcer · 02-28-2006

Guile's intimidated by the BDSM lady!!

Jace · 02-28-2006

I have been using Dynaspain at www.servergenius.com for most of projects, he is reasonably priced and works mainly with adult...so far he hasn't let me down

Dianna Vesta · 03-02-2006

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

just so Im clear, wasnt insulting you DV in any way... Your projects may be grand, what do I know?

But usually someone asking for a php programmer on board is looking for someone to do one site or one script. But still, they expect great work, cheap, and fast.

I dont think that really happens...

Most contract PHP programmer in adult would be better classified as hobbyist.

No insult. I understand, really. I'm just a little fish in a big pond.

Dianna Vesta · 03-02-2006

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

Guile's intimidated by the BDSM lady!!

Oh stop it or I WON'T spank your ass for that!

Dianna Vesta · 03-02-2006

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Originally Posted by Jace

I have been using Dynaspain at www.servergenius.com for most of projects, he is reasonably priced and works mainly with adult...so far he hasn't let me down

Thanks. They look pretty good.

Jace · 03-02-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

Thanks. They look pretty good.

he is great...his name is Hans and he goes by Dynaspain on the boards...

tell him Jace sent you if you decide to go with him, show me some love

Dianna Vesta · 03-02-2006

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Originally Posted by Jace

he is great...his name is Hans and he goes by Dynaspain on the boards...

tell him Jace sent you if you decide to go with him, show me some love

Yes I will and thanks again.

Hell Puppy · 03-04-2006

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Please:

Define reasonable.
Define Timely.
Define plated in gold.

and then I might reply

Mine's platinum, so I'm out.

Dravyk · 03-04-2006

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Originally Posted by sarettah

So, I continue at the day job and do side projects and my own thing attempting to come up with that magic application that every one in the world has to have.

) (sell one of them for a million bucks or a million of them for a buck each...doesn't matter to me)

I keep giving you million dollar ideas to partner on, but.... noooooooo!!! (insert best John Belushi impersonation here).

sarettah · 03-04-2006

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I keep giving you million dollar ideas to partner on, but.... noooooooo!!! (insert best John Belushi impersonation here).

Drav... It's ideas that make a million we want.

Not ideas that cost a million

j/k... You ever gonna answer all the damn emails? Still got stuff sitting on the back burner for you

Dravyk · 03-05-2006

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Originally Posted by sarettah

You ever gonna answer all the damn emails? Still got stuff sitting on the back burner for you

Time to move them from simmer on to boil. Expect a bunch of replies waiting for you by Monday morn.

sarettah · 03-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Time to move them from simmer on to boil. Expect a bunch of replies waiting for you by Monday morn.

I will be waiting with wormy breath

gonzo · 03-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Time to move them from simmer on to boil. Expect a bunch of replies waiting for you by Monday morn.

2 weeks!!!

Dianna Vesta · 03-06-2006

I just want to pass a kudos over to sarettah. He answer my emails timely and not did he JUMP to offering me a REAL-TIME example but actually knew what I was talking about.

I’m impressed by people who do business this way. It’s a rare find.

Of course I haven't received a bill yet! lol

Dianna

sarettah · 03-06-2006

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Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta

I just want to pass a kudos over to sarettah. He answer my emails timely and not did he JUMP to offering me a REAL-TIME example but actually knew what I was talking about.

I’m impressed by people who do business this way. It’s a rare find.

Of course I haven't received a bill yet! lol

Dianna

Thanx

You will have email in a little bit.

Dravyk · 03-07-2006

What's a timely email?

gonzo · 03-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

What's a timely email?

2 weeks!

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DrGuile french with welsh tendancies Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,007	Re: Programmer~PHP or like just so Im clear, wasnt insulting you DV in any way... Your projects may be grand, what do I know? But usually someone asking for a php programmer on board is looking for someone to do one site or one script. But still, they expect great work, cheap, and fast. I dont think that really happens... Most contract PHP programmer in adult would be better classified as hobbyist. __________________ LiveBucks / Privatefeeds - Giving you money since 1999 Up to 40% Commission! 25% Webmaster Referal

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Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	Re: Programmer~PHP or like I just want to pass a kudos over to sarettah. He answer my emails timely and not did he JUMP to offering me a REAL-TIME example but actually knew what I was talking about. I’m impressed by people who do business this way. It’s a rare find. Of course I haven't received a bill yet! lol Dianna __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info

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