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Dianna Vesta 02-28-2006 10:44 AM

Programmer~PHP or like
 
Please please please can't I find a fucking reasonable fucking damn programmer who gets shit done in a timely manner and who's ass isn't plated in gold?

sarettah 02-28-2006 11:56 AM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta
Please please please can't I find a fucking reasonable fucking damn programmer who gets shit done in a timely manner and who's ass isn't plated in gold?


Please:

Define reasonable.
Define Timely.
Define plated in gold.

and then I might reply :yowsa:

DrGuile 02-28-2006 01:01 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Real programmers have real jobs with salaries you dont want to pay.

They're not doing two bit contracts in adult...


that's something we've learned.

sarettah 02-28-2006 03:19 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
Real programmers have real jobs with salaries you dont want to pay.

They're not doing two bit contracts in adult...


that's something we've learned.


Some of us take on stuff on the side though :)

sarettah 02-28-2006 03:23 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
But the gay Canadian does have a point.

To make the same money I make at the day job, before taxes, I would have to charge well over $50 an hour and most adult companies do not want to pay out that kind of money for a programmer.

So, I continue at the day job and do side projects and my own thing attempting to come up with that magic application that every one in the world has to have. :)) (sell one of them for a million bucks or a million of them for a buck each...doesn't matter to me) :yowsa:

DrGuile 02-28-2006 04:28 PM

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just so Im clear, wasnt insulting you DV in any way... Your projects may be grand, what do I know?

But usually someone asking for a php programmer on board is looking for someone to do one site or one script. But still, they expect great work, cheap, and fast.

I dont think that really happens...

Most contract PHP programmer in adult would be better classified as hobbyist.

TheEnforcer 02-28-2006 05:10 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Guile's intimidated by the BDSM lady!! ;)

Jace 02-28-2006 07:46 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
I have been using Dynaspain at www.servergenius.com for most of projects, he is reasonably priced and works mainly with adult...so far he hasn't let me down

Dianna Vesta 03-02-2006 05:37 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
just so Im clear, wasnt insulting you DV in any way... Your projects may be grand, what do I know?

But usually someone asking for a php programmer on board is looking for someone to do one site or one script. But still, they expect great work, cheap, and fast.

I dont think that really happens...

Most contract PHP programmer in adult would be better classified as hobbyist.

No insult. I understand, really. I'm just a little fish in a big pond. :)

Dianna Vesta 03-02-2006 05:38 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Guile's intimidated by the BDSM lady!! ;)

Oh stop it or I WON'T spank your ass for that!

Dianna Vesta 03-02-2006 05:39 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
I have been using Dynaspain at www.servergenius.com for most of projects, he is reasonably priced and works mainly with adult...so far he hasn't let me down

Thanks. They look pretty good.

Jace 03-02-2006 06:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta
Thanks. They look pretty good.

he is great...his name is Hans and he goes by Dynaspain on the boards...

tell him Jace sent you if you decide to go with him, show me some love :)

Dianna Vesta 03-02-2006 06:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
he is great...his name is Hans and he goes by Dynaspain on the boards...

tell him Jace sent you if you decide to go with him, show me some love :)

Yes I will and thanks again.

Hell Puppy 03-04-2006 01:09 AM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
Please:

Define reasonable.
Define Timely.
Define plated in gold.

and then I might reply :yowsa:

Mine's platinum, so I'm out.

Dravyk 03-04-2006 04:08 AM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
So, I continue at the day job and do side projects and my own thing attempting to come up with that magic application that every one in the world has to have. :)) (sell one of them for a million bucks or a million of them for a buck each...doesn't matter to me) :yowsa:

I keep giving you million dollar ideas to partner on, but.... noooooooo!!! (insert best John Belushi impersonation here). :p

sarettah 03-04-2006 10:58 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
I keep giving you million dollar ideas to partner on, but.... noooooooo!!! (insert best John Belushi impersonation here). :p


Drav... It's ideas that make a million we want.

Not ideas that cost a million :blink:



j/k... You ever gonna answer all the damn emails? Still got stuff sitting on the back burner for you :okthumb:

Dravyk 03-05-2006 02:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
You ever gonna answer all the damn emails? Still got stuff sitting on the back burner for you :okthumb:

Time to move them from simmer on to boil. Expect a bunch of replies waiting for you by Monday morn. :agrin:

sarettah 03-05-2006 12:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Time to move them from simmer on to boil. Expect a bunch of replies waiting for you by Monday morn. :agrin:


I will be waiting with wormy breath :okthumb:

gonzo 03-05-2006 01:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Time to move them from simmer on to boil. Expect a bunch of replies waiting for you by Monday morn. :agrin:

2 weeks!!!

Dianna Vesta 03-06-2006 02:20 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
I just want to pass a kudos over to sarettah. He answer my emails timely and not did he JUMP to offering me a REAL-TIME example but actually knew what I was talking about.



I’m impressed by people who do business this way. It’s a rare find.

Of course I haven't received a bill yet! lol

Dianna

sarettah 03-06-2006 07:46 PM

Re: Programmer~PHP or like
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta
I just want to pass a kudos over to sarettah. He answer my emails timely and not did he JUMP to offering me a REAL-TIME example but actually knew what I was talking about.



I’m impressed by people who do business this way. It’s a rare find.

Of course I haven't received a bill yet! lol

Dianna

Thanx :)

You will have email in a little bit.

Dravyk 03-07-2006 04:31 AM

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What's a timely email? :blink:

gonzo 03-07-2006 09:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
What's a timely email? :blink:

2 weeks!


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