Masterpiece Magazine looking for Venture capital

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Vick

Your welcome
I find this interesting because your flirting with one of my favorite business concepts

Find a need and fill it with others efforts
(I learned that from a wise man and have watched a few people ride it well)

Thank you, Vick

[Sin]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Sin,
I appreciate your indept analysis of my post, but you only picked the negative points about my professionalism and my magazine.

I quoted your entire posts, if negative points are all I picked, then negative is all you've shown. It says a lot about your degree of professionalism & if you don't like it, ...well, only you can change it. By the way, your levels of grammar & spelling leave a great deal to be desired as well, for someone who is claiming he is a professional.

Originally Posted by saintjaq

You get your picture in my magazine for a small fee. That's a choice the customer would have to make. There are millions of diff. people throughout the world., not just Sin.

Yes, I pay you to get my picture in your magazine, what for? What benefit do *I* reap from it? The mere prestige of publicly posting private images? Of being able to tell my friends "Hey I'm in a magazine?" ...in the end, it amounts to little IMO especially since its a magazine entirely of individually submitted pictures, it would hardly make my presence in the magazine special, removing supposed prestige. Again, the comparison to Auto Trader is a poor one, the benefit that the Auto Trader submitted pictures reap, is they get their car sold.

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Your post shows me that you took your time to really pick out all of my comments towards others. And your wrong, unless you are interested in being partners with masterpiece magazine, and by that I mean email me personally to get my full business plan, then I don't have to amuse you with an explanation of my business. Again, I really do appreciate your comments , but lets focus on my business idea. I know there are people out their that try to make an ass out of people. Please, lets not be one of those people. Again If you do not like my idea, then don't worry about it.
Thanks
Saintjaq

My problem with this part of your last post is that yes I did take the time to really pick out all of your posts. I always feel it is best to cover all the bases, especially when the further posts merely further helped me prove the points I was making.

As far as you "having to amuse me with an explanation of your business" ...well, I'd say given that you came on here & your first post was a request for investment in the amount of $800,000-2.5 Million, then yes, you better be prepared to give an explanation of your business to people. Nobody has tried to make an ass out of you on this board, you are the one who has jumped to that conclusion on your own when faced with questions & people who didn't like the concept. Someone not liking your idea is not them trying to make an ass of you, and neither is someone asking questions about your plan to further their own understanding of it. You returning said statements & queries with defensive tactics however, IS making an ass of you.

[Sin]

Originally Posted by fusionx

Sin is sooo sexy when she's debating

Why thank you!

[Sin]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I'd do her!

sorry, Peaches

What type of wine would you bring along with you?

[saintjaq]

Sin,
How about your return tactics? If mine is making an ass out of me, then what is yours? How about we are making an ass out of ourselves. You are very contradicting in what you post. Im an ass for what I post, but you're not.

[JR]

so... i have read everything in its entirety and can
summarize this "investment opportunity" and
saintjaq with a simple image.

but it has given me a great idea. I am off to GFY to
ask for $5,000,000,000.00 for my Colonize the Moon by
2008 project! It will put my 13 days of owning an ant
farm when i was 6 to good use. Wish me luck!

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Sin,
How about your return tactics? If mine is making an ass out of me, then what is yours? How about we are making an ass out of ourselves. You are very contradicting in what you post. Im an ass for what I post, but you're not.

I took away points because your making my head hurt, your on dial up and your sounding like Lawrence Conner now.

[Sin]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Sin,
How about your return tactics? If mine is making an ass out of me, then what is yours? How about we are making an ass out of ourselves. You are very contradicting in what you post. Im an ass for what I post, but you're not.

You came on here, asking for 2.5 million dollars. That on its own is pretty outrageous for a start. You then got defensive towards comments & people who disagreed with your IDEA. God forbid anybody should have an opinion that doesn't coincide with yours, is the impression YOU gave.

So you don't agree with my opinion. That's fine, and even predictable, given how you've responded to others whose opinion has not matched your own.

Truthfully, however, no I am not an ass for what I post. You are new to this board, and those who are here are likely also aware that I have a MUCH greater capability to be an ass towards you. I'm being polite towards you, yes I am pointing out the error of your ways, its so you can fix them. Marketing is a key part of business at all levels, not just a part of promotion of the end result. So far you're not doing the best job of marketing yourself for what you're trying to accomplish. You still have not answered any of my questions, by the way, and do not come back with the retort that "The answers will all lay in the business plan & you can email me at ________ to get a copy" because frankly if you can't answer the last question I asked, then you've really got a LOT of work yet to do on this plan and are not yet to the stage where you need to be asking for 2.5 million dollars.

Let me repeat it real quick.

Originally Posted by Sin

I pay you to get my picture in your magazine, what for? What benefit do *I* reap from it?

That is not the question of an investor, that is the question of a ..."customer" (someone who would be paying to submit their images). It can be answered by you without a business plan.

By the way, don't take such offense to me probing you to think. Thinking is good.

[sarettah]

Thinking is good.

It usually just makes my head hurt

[Sin]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I took away ppoints becasue your making my head hurt, your on dial up and your sounding like Lawrence Conner now.

I hate to say it, I really do, but LC made sense compared to this guy.

[Sin]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It usually just makes my head hurt

So does oral sex no doubt if its prolonged long enough, but oral sex is good too.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Sin

So does oral sex no doubt if its prolonged long enough, but oral sex is good too.

Their jaw usually get sore before I get a headache

[Sin]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Their jaw usually get sore before I get a headache

Was referring to the other head, dear, but if their jaw is getting sore you're either HUGE or they're doing something terribly wrong & need to simply relax.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Their jaw usually get sore before I get a headache

You so beat me to it

[saintjaq]

Ok thats fine I'm finished

[JR]

quitter! no way i am giving you 2.5 million now.

[JoesHO]

Go to http://www.gfy.com and ask for the same investment and see how it goes for you .

[saintjaq]

Im done with the small talk. If you want to to business, then lets talk business if not lets not talk!!

[JR]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Im done with the small talk. If you want to to business, then lets talk business if not lets not talk!!

ok. you drive a hard bargain.
i will go to 3 million. last offer.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Sin

What type of wine would you bring along with you?

I think 1945 Mouton Rothschild will fit your personality to the T....

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Im an ass for what I post, but you're not.

wrong again...she is a NICE piece of ass and you are
just an ass.

[saintjaq]

Yea, Ha Ha ha Im serious about what I do. You are going to see Masterpiece Magazine somewhere in some newsstand, thats my word. I know it!!!!!
Thank You
Saintjaq/ Owner
Masterpiece Magazine

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Im done with the small talk. If you want to to business, then lets talk business if not lets not talk!!

oh no, Sir, you are now our property to do with you what we wish.

Do you do anal? I think I can teach you how to make 2.5 mils.

[JoesHO]

Good luck, be sure to come back and rub it in our face when you make it .

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Yea, Ha Ha ha Im serious about what I do. You are going to see Masterpiece Magazine somewhere in some newsstand, thats my word. I know it!!!!!
Thank You
Saintjaq/ Owner
Masterpiece Magazine

hmmmm...what kind of quality paper you intend to use for your magazine? If it soft, I might see it in my bathroom, I am Russian, I am not picky.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

Good luck, be sure to come back and rub it in our face when you make it .

face?

I'll take ass if face is not available

[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

hmmmm...what kind of quality paper you intend to use for your magazine? If it soft, I might see it in my bathroom, I am Russian, I am not picky.

he has no idea , he will get to that part later, right now he is just on the news stands.

Paper and print quality will come when he ask them what the want to see.

[Sin]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I think 1945 Mouton Rothschild will fit your personality to the T....

Going by what I read, sounds good to me.

[Sin]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

hmmmm...what kind of quality paper you intend to use for your magazine? If it soft, I might see it in my bathroom, I am Russian, I am not picky.

Oooh, I know the answer to that one!

"If you care to email me at __________ it is all answered within the business plan" (or a variation thereof)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Sin

Oooh, I know the answer to that one!

"If you care to email me at __________ it is all answered within the business plan" (or a variation thereof)

Come think of it, he appears to be a noob webmaster collecting e-mails for join4Free proggy

[Biggy]

Originally Posted by saintjaq

Yea, Ha Ha ha Im serious about what I do. You are going to see Masterpiece Magazine somewhere in some newsstand, thats my word. I know it!!!!!
Thank You
Saintjaq/ Owner
Masterpiece Magazine

learn some humility. Hubris will get you nowhere. And if you don't think in ANY business venture there is a chance of it failing, then it probably will.

[Vick]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Thank you, Vick

No thank you Serge ;-)

[PornoDoggy]

I do not have a business management degree yet, but I will have one soon. I got an email the other day that promised me a degree, so I gave them my Social Security number, driver's license number, date of birth, and three credit cards (for identity verification only, of course).

That being said - in a nutshell, your idea sucks. The concept is older than the phrase "been there, done that, wore that t-shirt" by generations.

Your best opportunity to find financing is to locate a BBS for recent lottery winners. I expect to get my degree from those people before you get your financing, well put together business plan or not.

[Sabby]

Well I would have to agree with Sin.

Although I'm sure there might be a few women out there who are so vain that they might actually pay money to show themselves naked to the world just to get a big thrill, I too think its hilarious.

Whats so special about showing all your friends how desperate you are that you had to pay to get published in a magazine?

But look at voyeurweb... they get lots of ugly girls with no heads in their shots who love to post there for free. However everyone knows that the good pics are in the MGW section (Money Grubbing Whores). LOL, okay they actually call it the GWS section (Girls with Sites).


Sabby

[Sabby]

Perhaps you should try the Mail Order Husband market instead. It sounds about as promising.

(Unless you can add a 'millionares' section).


Sabby