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Old 02-08-2006   #1
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Default OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?

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Old 02-08-2006   #2
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Default Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?

Apparently I'll live to be 119? I wouldn't be surprised if I hung around a long time.. my grandmother was the first female in our family in three generations who died younger than 87, and she had a brain anyeurism. In fact, HER aunt, my great-grandmother's sister, is still alive and well at 99, and she just got remarried at 93.
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82 for me.

I got killed on the height thing.
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Old 02-08-2006   #4
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101.5
but I bet I lose my mind wayyy before that age.
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Old 02-08-2006   #5
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I like this site better: http://www.deathclock.com/
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The first site has me meeting my maker at 86. The deathclock site says 90.
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The death clock site just looks cooler to me..
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but I bet I lose my mind wayyy before that age.
How many points did you deduct for snorting goat poop?
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Old 02-08-2006   #9
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24 .. ohh shit ..

I knew i was dead already
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Old 02-08-2006   #10
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How many points did you deduct for snorting goat poop?
No deduction - I only snort the high grade organic stuff...you know...free range goat doodoo... lol
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82 for me, but I doubt that with my past drug use and current smoking
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the death clock says Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, March 3, 2007

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the death clock says Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, March 3, 2007

um...uh oh

Better start doing drugs again, it might prolong the day !

or there is aklways the organic goat poop option.!
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Better start doing drugs again, it might prolong the day !

or there is aklways the organic goat poop option.!
hahaha...no shit man..only a year left? i need to get on the ball and WRECK my body!
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hahaha...no shit man..only a year left? i need to get on the ball and WRECK my body!
So....who wants to try some uncut goat poop?
The first toot is on me.....*they always come back for more*
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105 here
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Have you ben using Helix's goat poop too?
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My score is 80... for me that is too long...
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My score is 80... for me that is too long...

You must be young still.

cause once you hit 40 80 looks like it is right around the corner and you figure you will definatly make it to 100! haahah

I would guess you at 23- 24 ?????
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according to this survey i'll be dead at 34. in reality i'll probably live to be 140, although i'm really just shooting for 60.
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