Oprano Adult Industry Forums

Oprano Adult Industry Forums (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php)
-   Legacy Archived Main Board (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/forumdisplay.php?f=25)
-   -   OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you? (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=46093)

JoesHO 02-08-2006 11:56 AM

OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
http://www.demko.com/deathcalculator.htm

LadyMischief 02-08-2006 12:02 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Apparently I'll live to be 119? :) I wouldn't be surprised if I hung around a long time.. my grandmother was the first female in our family in three generations who died younger than 87, and she had a brain anyeurism. In fact, HER aunt, my great-grandmother's sister, is still alive and well at 99, and she just got remarried at 93.

CDSmith 02-08-2006 01:11 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
82 for me.

I got killed on the height thing. :(

helix 02-08-2006 01:12 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
101.5
but I bet I lose my mind wayyy before that age.

Osiris 02-08-2006 02:17 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
I like this site better: http://www.deathclock.com/

selena 02-08-2006 02:28 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
The first site has me meeting my maker at 86. The deathclock site says 90.

Osiris 02-08-2006 02:42 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
The death clock site just looks cooler to me.. :D

JoesHO 02-08-2006 03:47 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix
101.5
but I bet I lose my mind wayyy before that age.

How many points did you deduct for snorting goat poop?

boldy 02-08-2006 03:58 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
24 .. ohh shit ..

I knew i was dead already

helix 02-08-2006 04:09 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO
How many points did you deduct for snorting goat poop?

No deduction - I only snort the high grade organic stuff...you know...free range goat doodoo... lol

Jace 02-08-2006 05:40 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
82 for me, but I doubt that with my past drug use and current smoking

Jace 02-08-2006 05:41 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
the death clock says Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, March 3, 2007

um...uh oh

JoesHO 02-08-2006 08:16 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
the death clock says Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, March 3, 2007

um...uh oh


Better start doing drugs again, it might prolong the day !

or there is aklways the organic goat poop option.!

Jace 02-08-2006 08:18 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO
Better start doing drugs again, it might prolong the day !

or there is aklways the organic goat poop option.!

hahaha...no shit man..only a year left? i need to get on the ball and WRECK my body!

helix 02-08-2006 08:40 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
hahaha...no shit man..only a year left? i need to get on the ball and WRECK my body!

So....who wants to try some uncut goat poop?
The first toot is on me.....*they always come back for more*

pornochick 02-08-2006 10:58 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
105 here ;)

JoesHO 02-08-2006 11:51 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pornochick
105 here ;)

Have you ben using Helix's goat poop too?

Stacey_JoinRightNow 02-09-2006 04:42 AM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
My score is 80... for me that is too long...

JoesHO 02-09-2006 12:27 PM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
My score is 80... for me that is too long...


You must be young still.

cause once you hit 40 80 looks like it is right around the corner and you figure you will definatly make it to 100! haahah

I would guess you at 23- 24 ?????

pushpills 02-10-2006 03:24 AM

Re: OH shit I am gonna live to be 102 how about you?
 
according to this survey i'll be dead at 34. in reality i'll probably live to be 140, although i'm really just shooting for 60.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:18 PM..

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022