What do I have to do......

sarettah · 12-01-2005

To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well

I need to get some sleep, please....

voodooman · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well

I need to get some sleep, please....

"And lee me"??? You mean, And let me?

hahahaha
sorry ol chap, couldn't resist.

Go back to bed now.

Red · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well

I need to get some sleep, please....

What's a wooden poiner? Oh, and you forgot periods at the end of your sentences.

Vick · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

What's a wooden poiner? Oh, and you forgot periods at the end of your sentences.

I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Red · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Menopause can start early. It's a bitch.

MorganGrayson · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Vick

I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Let us know if the hot flashes start. We'll offer comfort.

We promise we won't laugh. We promise we won't say (loudly) "SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE???"

Really. But only because it's you. If it happens to any other guy here...all bets are off.

Dravyk · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

What's a wooden poiner?

I think it's what old people like Sarettah call their weiner.

selena · 12-01-2005

I'm a bit of a sadist, so I have the sudden urge to go start about 40 threads on grammar, English, and spelling.

PornoDoggy · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well

I need to get some sleep, please....

So lemme see if I got this straight.

You are the victim of a cosmic occult parapsychological transmorgification, and are now having Dravyk's erotic dreams as your nightmares?

sarettah · 12-01-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

now having Dravyk's erotic dreams as your nightmares?

Exactly

MorganGrayson · 12-02-2005

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Originally Posted by selena

I'm a bit of a sadist, so I have the sudden urge to go start about 40 threads on grammar, English, and spelling.

*wiping away a tear*
Sorry for getting so emotional, selena. But I've always liked you.

Sin · 12-02-2005

Personally I absolutely love the spelling & grammar threads, it shows that the people on this board are neither afraid to learn, nor to share what knowledge they do have.

Much better than other boards where everybody's attitude is "I just don't give a shit"

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