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sarettah 12-01-2005 09:16 AM

What do I have to do......
 
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:

voodooman 12-01-2005 09:24 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:

"And lee me"??? You mean, And let me?

hahahaha
sorry ol chap, couldn't resist.;) Go back to bed now.

Red 12-01-2005 09:37 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:


What's a wooden poiner? Oh, and you forgot periods at the end of your sentences.

Vick 12-01-2005 10:34 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
What's a wooden poiner? Oh, and you forgot periods at the end of your sentences.


I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Red 12-01-2005 11:05 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick
I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Menopause can start early. It's a bitch.

MorganGrayson 12-01-2005 11:43 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick
I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Let us know if the hot flashes start. We'll offer comfort. :)


We promise we won't laugh. We promise we won't say (loudly) "SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE???"

Really. But only because it's you. If it happens to any other guy here...all bets are off. :)

Dravyk 12-01-2005 01:13 PM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
What's a wooden poiner?

I think it's what old people like Sarettah call their weiner. :whistling

selena 12-01-2005 10:25 PM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
I'm a bit of a sadist, so I have the sudden urge to go start about 40 threads on grammar, English, and spelling.

:D

PornoDoggy 12-01-2005 10:37 PM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:

So lemme see if I got this straight. :scratchin

You are the victim of a cosmic occult parapsychological transmorgification, and are now having Dravyk's erotic dreams as your nightmares? :yowsa:

sarettah 12-01-2005 11:15 PM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
now having Dravyk's erotic dreams as your nightmares?

Exactly :unsure:

MorganGrayson 12-02-2005 12:07 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by selena
I'm a bit of a sadist, so I have the sudden urge to go start about 40 threads on grammar, English, and spelling.

:D

*wiping away a tear*
Sorry for getting so emotional, selena. But I've always liked you. :wnw:

Sin 12-02-2005 12:41 AM

Re: What do I have to do......
 
Personally I absolutely love the spelling & grammar threads, it shows that the people on this board are neither afraid to learn, nor to share what knowledge they do have.

Much better than other boards where everybody's attitude is "I just don't give a shit"


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