I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist

Timon · 11-13-2005

Ok guys I'm tired of all the racism in the world so I decided to see Michael Jackson's dermatologist.

I've just had 3 consultations and now I look like this, pretty white huh?

To everyone who believed I was black:

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

See he isn't black!

He's gay!!!

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

See he isn't black!

He's gay!!!

hahaha fuck you

Trev · 11-13-2005

I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch

Cleo · 11-13-2005

Michael Jackson is white or black he is kind of beige like a computer case.

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch

Sorry to disapoint, but as a blackman I just couldn't get ahead

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch

Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"

?

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Michael Jackson is white or black he is kind of beige like a computer case.

Yeah the doc said I can get that color too if I come back often enough

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"

Why? Are you looking for some cock?

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

As in look at that fucking dutchy. What an amsterdamming Netherlander he is?

"Holland we put fingers in dykes"

(( Heather just got excited))

Trev · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"

?

You know... after taking another look at his pick, it just might be..

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

Why? Are you looking for some cock?

Oh my mistake.

Looks can be deceiving.

I thought you were a bottom

;-))

Timon · 11-13-2005

Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Oh my mistake.

Looks can be deceiving.

I thought you were a bottom

;-))

No I'm a pitcher little prag boy

Queen Bitch · 11-13-2005

Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.

I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. It certainly would have appeared serious to many people, though I was considering the source from the beginning.

The entire thing was obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick after one had read down a bit. I honestly wasn't sure at first if Timon was kidding or not, as he deliberately didn't give any clues to those who didn't know of him (Nick knows him personally, without a doubt, after all, birds of a feather).

Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.

If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.

Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.

And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle

I ain't fucking touching this one.... LOL

Trev · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle

I like the new pic, that skirt suits you.

Timon · 11-13-2005

ohhh did we hurt someone's feelings

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I like the new pic, that skirt suits you.

Yeah I look hot in blue

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.

I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. The entire thing was so obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick (Timon worked for Scott Pinkbits so how wouldn't Nick know him personally??).

Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.

If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.

Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.

And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhaha

Is morgan grounded now , Mommy.

Is she not allowed to play with the nasty man anymore?

Trev · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.

I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. The entire thing was so obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick (Timon worked for Scott Pinkbits so how wouldn't Nick know him personally??).

Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.

If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.

Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.

And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.

Eh?

You're a bit of a mental aren't you

There are no nice people here... and if anyone thinks they're nice they should give themselves a slap.

As for page views... this is what we do, it's a messageboard...

Queen Bitch · 11-13-2005

LOL..clueless is as clueless does. But then, one must consider the source.

Queen Bitch · 11-13-2005

Ca-ching..another 15 cents.

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by QueenBitch

Timon worked for Scott Pinkbits

BTW your intel is poor, I thought you were an "insider"?

TheEnforcer · 11-13-2005

Hahahahah..

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.

I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. It certainly would have appeared serious to many people, though I was considering the source from the beginning.

The entire thing was obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick after one had read down a bit. I honestly wasn't sure at first if Timon was kidding or not, as he deliberately didn't give any clues to those who didn't know of him (Nick knows him personally, without a doubt, after all, birds of a feather).

Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.

If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.

Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.

And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.

I had a long post all written...but you know what?

fuck it

oh , and nice edit out that timon works for Scott....

Trev · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

LOL..clueless is as clueless does. But then, one must consider the source.

I'm guessing that was aimed at me...

I would have to say you're right, I'm clueless... so clueless that I've not had the brilliant idea that working my ass off working twice as hard selling on ebay is the way to go...

domtheboy · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

Ok guys I'm tired of all the racism in the world so I decided to see Michael Jackson's dermatologist.

I've just had 3 consultations and now I look like this, pretty white huh?

To everyone who believed I was black:

So you're really an Asian woman ? Wow, this thread really is fucked up

I'm joking you twats

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by domtheboy

I'm joking you twats

OH NOW YOU'RE POSTING YELLOW SMILEY PICTURES BECAUSE I'M ASIAN!!!???

Trev · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

OH NOW YOU'RE POSTING YELLOW SMILEY PICTURES BECAUSE I'M ASIAN!!!???

Will the torment ever end? :(

Red · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Will the torment ever end?

Somehow I don't think so.

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

Oh please please just stop!!!!!!!!

Everyone is so upset by what we did timon.....

We MUST stop and make amens.

heather says

"""Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost."""

We are bastards

Timon · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

We are bastards

Actually you are right...

I'm so sorry guys, I was drunk and didn't realize that it might be offensive and not funny at all. I deeply apologize

Timon · 11-13-2005

oh BTW:

Trev · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Oh please please just stop!!!!!!!!

Everyone is so upset by what we did timon.....

We MUST stop and make amens.

heather says

"""Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost."""

We are bastards

But think about the page views - those poor innocent little guys just sitting there waiting for someone to create them.... don't let them down Nick, spare a thought for them.

Nickatilynx · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

Actually you are right...

I'm so sorry guys, I was drunk and didn't realize that it might be offensive and not funny at all. I deeply apologize

I was sober so I don't have that excuse...

I did it , cold and calculating

errr... I mean

Dravyk · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by domtheboy

So you're really an Asian woman ? Wow, this thread really is fucked up

Dom, you used my line, ya bum!

domtheboy · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Dom, you used my line, ya bum!

Well, if someone had to do it then I bet you're just delighted it was me

Dravyk · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by domtheboy

Well, if someone had to do it then I bet you're just delighted it was me

True enough.

PornoDoggy · 11-13-2005

I don't get the whole "offended" thing, on anyone's part.

Run into the ground, maybe ...

Timon · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I don't get the whole "offended" thing, on anyone's part.

nobody does, that's why we're trying to get clarification from Heather but she's gone away

voodooman · 11-13-2005

That looks more like you. If you remember right, when you was hitting on me you sent me pics of you standing by some sign in Tailand.

I can't believe people actually thought you was black.
Must be your name, it sounds hmm, Jamaican mon.

Dravyk · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

I can't believe people actually thought you was black.
Must be your name, it sounds hmm, Jamaican mon.

And this is coming from a guy named VOODOO?!?!

Timon · 11-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

And this is coming from a guy named VOODOO?!?!

hmmmm... good point

voodooman · 11-14-2005

Point? There is no point. Almost everyone has met me.

As for my name, I tried to change it but everyone still referred to me
as voodooman.

Im changing my name right now to Jamaica Joe!

Timon · 11-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

Point? There is no point. Almost everyone has met me.

Maybe it was a white impersonator to hide the fact that you're really Jamaican

voodooman · 11-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

Maybe it was a white impersonator to hide the fact that you're really Jamaican

tis true mon, tis all been a big fuckery.

Dravyk · 11-14-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

Im changing my name right now to Jamaica Joe!

Naw. How about "Papa Doc"?

voodooman · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Naw. How about "Papa Doc"?

Say Who? Papa Doc? Are you smoking some trees again?

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Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist Ok guys I'm tired of all the racism in the world so I decided to see Michael Jackson's dermatologist. I've just had 3 consultations and now I look like this, pretty white huh? To everyone who believed I was black:

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist As in look at that fucking dutchy. What an amsterdamming Netherlander he is? "Holland we put fingers in dykes" (( Heather just got excited))

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Queen Bitch Qualified to teach "cunty" Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Antonio del Mar, Mexico this month Posts: 174	Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply. I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. It certainly would have appeared serious to many people, though I was considering the source from the beginning. The entire thing was obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick after one had read down a bit. I honestly wasn't sure at first if Timon was kidding or not, as he deliberately didn't give any clues to those who didn't know of him (Nick knows him personally, without a doubt, after all, birds of a feather). Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost. If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'. Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic. And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers. __________________ Media-Mover Heather

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voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist Point? There is no point. Almost everyone has met me. As for my name, I tried to change it but everyone still referred to me as voodooman. Im changing my name right now to Jamaica Joe!