I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Ok guys I'm tired of all the racism in the world so I decided to see Michael Jackson's dermatologist.

I've just had 3 consultations and now I look like this, pretty white huh?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95...ew-Image-1.jpg

To everyone who believed I was black:

:kneel:
:butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt:
:butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2:

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

See he isn't black!

He's gay!!!

:)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

hahaha fuck you :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Michael Jackson is white or black he is kind of beige like a computer case.

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Sorry to disapoint, but as a blackman I just couldn't get ahead :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"

?

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Yeah the doc said I can get that color too if I come back often enough :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Why? Are you looking for some cock? :groucho:

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

As in look at that fucking dutchy. What an amsterdamming Netherlander he is?


"Holland we put fingers in dykes"


(( Heather just got excited))

:)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

You know... after taking another look at his pick, it just might be.. :D

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Oh my mistake.

Looks can be deceiving.

I thought you were a bottom

;-))

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

No I'm a pitcher little prag boy :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.

I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. It certainly would have appeared serious to many people, though I was considering the source from the beginning.

The entire thing was obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick after one had read down a bit. I honestly wasn't sure at first if Timon was kidding or not, as he deliberately didn't give any clues to those who didn't know of him (Nick knows him personally, without a doubt, after all, birds of a feather).

Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.

If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.

Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.

And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I ain't fucking touching this one.... LOL

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I like the new pic, that skirt suits you. ;)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

ohhh did we hurt someone's feelings :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Yeah I look hot in blue :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhaha

Is morgan grounded now , Mommy.

Is she not allowed to play with the nasty man anymore?

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Eh?

You're a bit of a mental aren't you :unsure:


There are no nice people here... and if anyone thinks they're nice they should give themselves a slap.


As for page views... this is what we do, it's a messageboard...

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

LOL..clueless is as clueless does. But then, one must consider the source.

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Ca-ching..another 15 cents.

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

BTW your intel is poor, I thought you were an "insider"? :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Hahahahah..

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I had a long post all written...but you know what?

fuck it :)


































oh , and nice edit out that timon works for Scott....

:)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I'm guessing that was aimed at me...


I would have to say you're right, I'm clueless... so clueless that I've not had the brilliant idea that working my ass off working twice as hard selling on ebay is the way to go... :hmm:

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

So you're really an Asian woman ? Wow, this thread really is fucked up :scratchin























I'm joking you twats :)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

OH NOW YOU'RE POSTING YELLOW SMILEY PICTURES BECAUSE I'M ASIAN!!!???

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Will the torment ever end? :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Somehow I don't think so.

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Oh please please just stop!!!!!!!!

Everyone is so upset by what we did timon.....

We MUST stop and make amens.

heather says

"""Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost."""


:(

We are bastards :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Actually you are right...

I'm so sorry guys, I was drunk and didn't realize that it might be offensive and not funny at all. I deeply apologize :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

oh BTW:
:kneel:

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

But think about the page views - those poor innocent little guys just sitting there waiting for someone to create them.... don't let them down Nick, spare a thought for them. :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I was sober so I don't have that excuse...

I did it , cold and calculating :)


errr... I mean :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Dom, you used my line, ya bum! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Well, if someone had to do it then I bet you're just delighted it was me :)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

True enough. ;)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

I don't get the whole "offended" thing, on anyone's part.

Run into the ground, maybe ...

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

nobody does, that's why we're trying to get clarification from Heather but she's gone away :(

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

That looks more like you. If you remember right, when you was hitting on me you sent me pics of you standing by some sign in Tailand.

I can't believe people actually thought you was black.
Must be your name, it sounds hmm, Jamaican mon. ;)

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

And this is coming from a guy named VOODOO?!?! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

hmmmm... good point :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Point? There is no point. Almost everyone has met me.

As for my name, I tried to change it but everyone still referred to me
as voodooman.

Im changing my name right now to Jamaica Joe!

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Maybe it was a white impersonator to hide the fact that you're really Jamaican :p

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

tis true mon, tis all been a big fuckery.

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Naw. How about "Papa Doc"? :rolleyes:

Re: I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
 

Say Who? Papa Doc? Are you smoking some trees again? :)