Time For A Break, Perhaps

selena · 11-09-2005

We have a little ritual going on in my house that has just developed this school year. In addition to bedtime reading, I now read in the mornings while the bratling is eating breakfast. Right now we are on "Black Beauty".

So I'm reading along and we are at a point where Black Beauty meets up with Ginger on the cab stand, and he's talking about how used up she looks, and it talks about her forelegs being unsteady.

Which of course I read as her foreskin being unsteady.

Sin · 11-09-2005

*laughs SO hard* Oh god.... LOL

That is such a sad part in that book too...

Lisa · 11-09-2005

I was out grocery shopping with my 15 yr old daughter, and the kids were going through a major pineapple phase (you know how they go through phases of eating stuff, right up until you have a fridge/pantry full of it, and then they decide they don't like it anymore?).

Anyway...I said to Alex, 'Can you grab a tin of pineapple penises please?'

I meant to say pineapple pieces.

The look of horror on her face was priceless.

Sin · 11-09-2005

LMAO Lisa...

And for shame! A TIN? In the country of abundant fresh pineapples you're buying them in tins?

I guess they don't go bad that way... but I looooved fresh pineapple when I was out there.

Lisa · 11-09-2005

Yeh sadly, a tin.

I can't bear stickiness (unless it's sex related, then it's fine.

)

Tins allow them to serve themselves without either cutting digits off, or spreading/spraying pineapple juice from one end of the kitchen to the other.

I'm a slackarse mummy.

Sin · 11-09-2005

Nah when you put it like that it totally makes sense lol
I remember cutting up the pineapples w/Justin's mum ...it is pretty messy yup! lol

Timon · 11-09-2005

What language are you guys speaking...?

Sin · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

What language are you guys speaking...?

Secret code. We're plotting your demise.

Timon · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

Secret code. We're plotting your demise.

It must be, this thread is completely lost on me

Ok carry on

Trev · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

It must be, this thread is completely lost on me

Ok carry on

They must be using that part of their brain that men learned to switch off, because I'm lost as well...

Nickatilynx · 11-09-2005

I talk like that all the time , intentionally ,my kids piss there pants..

"Shall we get some Kentucky Fried Penis?"

etc.

No biggie

Dravyk · 11-09-2005

I'm not lost at all. Must be a British thing.

I love fresh pineapple, and strawberries ... but those pups go off too fast. Now I use canned and frozen, respectively. Last longer.

Sometimes preservatives are a good thing.

MorganGrayson · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I'm not lost at all. Must be a British thing.

I love fresh pineapple, and strawberries ... but those pups go off too fast. Now I use canned and frozen, respectively. Last longer.

Sometimes preservatives are a good thing.

I learned the hard way that it's cheaper to buy canned/frozen than throw out fresh. I tend to get just a tad excited in the produce section and buy more than can be eaten before it heads west. Meals that are planned for a certain night only have to get put off a couple of nights and the vegetables are history.

DrGuile · 11-09-2005

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that?

I can see the can if you're in the army, but fresh fruit it's available, it's there, it's 2 aisles over.

(will anybody answer this post correctly I wonder...)

Nickatilynx · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that?

I can see the can if you're in the army, but fresh fruit it's available, it's there, it's 2 aisles over.

(will anybody answer this post correctly I wonder...)

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...

But I agree with the frenchie...

DrGuile · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...

But I agree with the frenchie...

The correct answer was:

GEORGE: (Gets up to leave) Well, scintillating as always.

Dravyk · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that?

What did I say? Goes bad too fast.

On several occasions, brought home some friggen expensive as hell strawberries, and very next day or that evening, they had white fur on them.

As for pineapple, takes longer to go, but once cored and all, unless you have 8 people in the house ... that's a lot of pineapple. Don't even get half way through and it starts to turn.

Natch I prefer fresh ... when it stays fresh. Morgan pretty much nailed what I haven't already said.

Ok, can any thread on this board ever ... nevermind!

voodooman · 11-09-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

Secret code. We're plotting your demise.

That won't take long!

voodooman · 11-09-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Only canned fruit I'd eat is peaches...
...

Peaches is not a canned fruit. She is a lovely lady, sweet though.

Dravyk · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by voodooman

Peaches is not a canned fruit. She is a lovely lady, sweet though.

Does she know Prince Albert?

MorganGrayson · 11-09-2005

My husband works at the University of Phoenix, which we have long referred to as the "University of Penis." It only causes difficulties if I forget where I am when I say it.

My son-in-law works for the University of the Pacific, which actually sued the University of Phoenix to prevent them from using "U of P" in their logos, etc. (Neither one of them give a shit, so we didn't get any of that fun "father/son-in-law rivalry I was hoping for, though.)

Neither of us censored our language around our children, which resulted in some pretty salty talk coming out of the little seat in the basket at the grocery store before they got old enough to grasp the "it's impolite to gratuitously offend people in public" concept.

Unfortunately, I rather enjoyed the facial expressions on passers-by when a toddler who'd obviously been pondering something suddenly says "oh, fuck it."

Sin · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Unfortunately, I rather enjoyed the facial expressions on passers-by when a toddler who'd obviously been pondering something suddenly says "oh, fuck it."

LMAO

That's fucking hilarious... LOL I love kids

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Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps I was out grocery shopping with my 15 yr old daughter, and the kids were going through a major pineapple phase (you know how they go through phases of eating stuff, right up until you have a fridge/pantry full of it, and then they decide they don't like it anymore?). Anyway...I said to Alex, 'Can you grab a tin of pineapple penises please?' I meant to say pineapple pieces. The look of horror on her face was priceless.

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Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps LMAO Lisa... And for shame! A TIN? In the country of abundant fresh pineapples you're buying them in tins? I guess they don't go bad that way... but I looooved fresh pineapple when I was out there. __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps Yeh sadly, a tin. I can't bear stickiness (unless it's sex related, then it's fine. ) Tins allow them to serve themselves without either cutting digits off, or spreading/spraying pineapple juice from one end of the kitchen to the other. I'm a slackarse mummy.

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Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps Nah when you put it like that it totally makes sense lol I remember cutting up the pineapples w/Justin's mum ...it is pretty messy yup! lol __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps I talk like that all the time , intentionally ,my kids piss there pants.. "Shall we get some Kentucky Fried Penis?" etc. No biggie

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DrGuile french with welsh tendancies Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,007	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps Why would anyone eat canned fruit? I mean can anybody answer that? I can see the can if you're in the army, but fresh fruit it's available, it's there, it's 2 aisles over. (will anybody answer this post correctly I wonder...) __________________ LiveBucks / Privatefeeds - Giving you money since 1999 Up to 40% Commission! 25% Webmaster Referal

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Time For A Break, Perhaps My husband works at the University of Phoenix, which we have long referred to as the "University of Penis." It only causes difficulties if I forget where I am when I say it. My son-in-law works for the University of the Pacific, which actually sued the University of Phoenix to prevent them from using "U of P" in their logos, etc. (Neither one of them give a shit, so we didn't get any of that fun "father/son-in-law rivalry I was hoping for, though.) Neither of us censored our language around our children, which resulted in some pretty salty talk coming out of the little seat in the basket at the grocery store before they got old enough to grasp the "it's impolite to gratuitously offend people in public" concept. Unfortunately, I rather enjoyed the facial expressions on passers-by when a toddler who'd obviously been pondering something suddenly says "oh, fuck it."