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Old 11-05-2005   #1
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I'm new on this board.
Just wanted to say hello to everybody!
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Old 11-05-2005   #2
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Hi there, Gabber!
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Old 11-05-2005   #3
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Welcome to Oprano Gabber

Wanna tell us a bit about who you are and what ya do ?
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Old 11-05-2005   #4
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Hello and welcome to Oprano!
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Old 11-05-2005   #5
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Hello, Gabber! I'm going to give you 10 points for your introduction!

Please tell us what you do; what your interests are; in fact, anything you'd like to share. Enjoy Oprano!
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Old 11-05-2005   #6
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Hi Gabber.
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Old 11-05-2005   #7
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Hi, Gabber...Welcome and enjoy your stay.
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Old 11-05-2005   #8
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Hello gabber. :>))
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Old 11-05-2005   #9
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Hello Gabber!!! Welcome to the jungle.
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Old 11-06-2005   #10
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Old 11-06-2005   #11
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Welcome to the O Gabber
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Old 11-06-2005   #12
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Welcome to the mix.

Now, is your nick pronounce gabber as in I like to gab all night..yakkity yak (don't talk back)

or is it pronounced gaber...rhyming with sabre and invoking images of gaper


Either way, show us some body part that will delineate as to whether you are a he a she or an it....

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Old 11-06-2005   #13
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sarettah, gabber means friend in Dutch and it's also a style of hardcore rave music born in Holland in the late 80's / early 90's.

Gabber are you Dutch?
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Old 11-06-2005   #14
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IF FEMALE SHOW US YOUR TITS... IF MALE SHOW US SOME PICS OF TITS... TITS ARE GOOD..









hoping this turns in to another 2k page view welcome thread.


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Old 11-06-2005   #15
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Old 11-07-2005   #16
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Welcome to the board man.
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Old 11-07-2005   #17
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Forget about the tits, this board is sorely lacking in cock pics.

So those would be very much appreciated by your female co-posters.

Probably appreciated by some of the males too, though they likely won't admit it.

Oh, where *are* my manners?

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Old 11-07-2005   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voodooman
Hello Gabber!!! Welcome to the jungle.
Trust me Gabber, you want NOTHING to do with Kurt's jungle!!
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Old 11-07-2005   #19
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Originally Posted by selena
Forget about the tits, this board is sorely lacking in cock pics.

So those would be very much appreciated by your female co-posters.

Probably appreciated by some of the males too, though they likely won't admit it.

Oh, where *are* my manners?

Welcome to Oprano

ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits
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Old 11-07-2005   #20
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ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits
I bet Kurt (voodooboy) would like to see his dick!
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Old 11-07-2005   #21
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ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits
1. Because we're logical people and know we won't get them.
2. We do know that if we get them, they will not be photographs of the penis owned by the poster, but some mutant organ that's either attached to a low IQ porn actor or a Photoshopped version of said porn actor.
3. Because burnout has set in from building too many websites and if we have to look at another body part we'll scream.
4. Because a beautiful penis attached to a stupid/useless/boring/homely man is just a waste of a good penis as far as we're concerned.

There's more, but that's enough to get you started on understanding why we don't ask for penis pics.
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