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Gabber

11-05-2005 02:46 PM

New onboard

I'm new on this board.
Just wanted to say hello to everybody! :okthumb:

Dravyk

11-05-2005 02:50 PM

Re: New onboard

Hi there, Gabber! :waving:

domtheboy

11-05-2005 02:54 PM

Re: New onboard

Welcome to Oprano Gabber :)

Wanna tell us a bit about who you are and what ya do ?

Funbrunette

11-05-2005 02:59 PM

Re: New onboard

Hello and welcome to Oprano! :okthumb:

MorganGrayson

11-05-2005 08:20 PM

Re: New onboard

Hello, Gabber! I'm going to give you 10 points for your introduction! :waving:

Please tell us what you do; what your interests are; in fact, anything you'd like to share. Enjoy Oprano! :)

Red	11-05-2005 08:26 PM

Re: New onboard

Hi Gabber. :welcome01

Steady

11-05-2005 09:04 PM

Re: New onboard

Hi, :waving: Gabber...Welcome and enjoy your stay.

TheEnforcer

11-05-2005 10:21 PM

Re: New onboard

Hello gabber. :>))

voodooman

11-05-2005 10:55 PM

Re: New onboard

Hello Gabber!!! Welcome to the jungle.

Newton

11-06-2005 01:06 AM

Re: New onboard

Welcome to Oprano :)

Trev	11-06-2005 01:09 AM

Re: New onboard

Welcome to the O Gabber :)

sarettah

11-06-2005 09:50 AM

Re: New onboard

Welcome to the mix.

Now, is your nick pronounce gabber as in I like to gab all night..yakkity yak (don't talk back)

or is it pronounced gaber...rhyming with sabre and invoking images of gaper

Either way, show us some body part that will delineate as to whether you are a he a she or an it....

Thanx in advance :okthumb:

Timon

11-06-2005 09:56 AM

Re: New onboard

sarettah, gabber means friend in Dutch and it's also a style of hardcore rave music born in Holland in the late 80's / early 90's.

Gabber are you Dutch? :)

Inabon

11-06-2005 10:27 AM

Re: New onboard

IF FEMALE SHOW US YOUR TITS... IF MALE SHOW US SOME PICS OF TITS... TITS ARE GOOD..

hoping this turns in to another 2k page view welcome thread.

hahaha BURP

helix

11-06-2005 10:29 AM

Re: New onboard

Hello Gabber :)

Dale_Ryan

11-07-2005 06:27 AM

Re: New onboard

Welcome to the board man. :)

selena

11-07-2005 08:23 AM

Re: New onboard

Forget about the tits, this board is sorely lacking in cock pics.

So those would be very much appreciated by your female co-posters.

Probably appreciated by some of the males too, though they likely won't admit it.

Oh, where *are* my manners?

Welcome to Oprano :)

Timon

11-07-2005 11:39 AM

Re: New onboard

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

Hello Gabber!!! Welcome to the jungle.

Trust me Gabber, you want NOTHING to do with Kurt's jungle!!

Inabon

11-07-2005 11:58 AM

Re: New onboard

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits :)

Timon

11-07-2005 12:00 PM

Re: New onboard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon

ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits :)

I bet Kurt (voodooboy) would like to see his dick!

MorganGrayson

11-07-2005 02:16 PM

Re: New onboard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon

ok so why aren't girls asking for dick?

we ask for tits :)

1. Because we're logical people and know we won't get them.
2. We do know that if we get them, they will not be photographs of the penis owned by the poster, but some mutant organ that's either attached to a low IQ porn actor or a Photoshopped version of said porn actor.
3. Because burnout has set in from building too many websites and if we have to look at another body part we'll scream.
4. Because a beautiful penis attached to a stupid/useless/boring/homely man is just a waste of a good penis as far as we're concerned.

There's more, but that's enough to get you started on understanding why we don't ask for penis pics.

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