I know I'm a moron...

Nickatilynx · 10-16-2005

So if a hockey game starts at 7pm.

What time will I be leaving the building?

9?
9.30?

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

I know I'm a moron...<<<

Admitting it is the first step towards the cure. Bless you, my son

MorganGrayson · 10-16-2005

Well, Nick...you threw the pitch into the strike zone and over the left field fence it went.

Perhaps "A Question for Hockey Fans" would have been a better subject line.

Edited: Diction Nazi thanks Queen Bitch.

PornoDoggy · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

I know I'm a moron...<<<

Admitting it is the first step towards the cure. Bless you, my son

Fuckin' bitch stole my line ...

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

about 9:30

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

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Fuckin' bitch stole my line ...

Smile when you say that doggybreath

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

I'm going to be very miffed if I don't get a point for my post.

PornoDoggy · 10-16-2005

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Oops, so sorry, that was supposed to be for Tude...only 19 more hours to go lol

Nickatilynx · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Oops, so sorry, that was supposed to be for Tude...only 19 more hours to go lol

I would guess its quite a meal...

MorganGrayson · 10-16-2005

Oh, shit.....

I wish to publicly disassociate myself from this thread and the nuclear fallout.

I suggest others do the same....

*running like hell*

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

That's right, you fucking fake brit...don't even thank me for actually answering your ingenious inquiry

Nickatilynx · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

That's right, you fucking fake brit...don't even thank me for actually answering your ingenious inquiry

Shouldn't you be out getting some tartar sauce for the poor man?

;-)))

Trev · 10-16-2005

QB are you really 75?

Nickatilynx · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

QB are you really 75?

yes 75 inches fully dilated

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

QB are you really 75?

Ask Tude LOL

Tude · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I would guess its quite a meal...

When properly prepared, it's good and good for you!

Nickatilynx · 10-16-2005

I have to go shopping ...I really would like someone to tell me the answer to my question though ...

Nickatilynx · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Tude

When properly prepared, it's good and good for you!

Preparation is the key.

I hear rolling her in flour helps to locate it.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah

ahahahahahaha ok...I nearly want to apologise for that...

nearly...

;-)))

You drew first blood!!!

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

yes 75 inches fully dilated

Cmon, Twinkletoes, you can do better than that!

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

about 9:30

Ummm, what part of 9:30 didn't you catch the first time, dickwad?

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

The day my pussy's as loose as Nick's ass, I'll have surgery. But I'd imagine I have at least 45 inches to go yet.

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

This thread will continue when Nick returns from the ER..he's having my boot surgically removed from his ass.

Better be in good shape, too...those were expensive :P

MorganGrayson · 10-16-2005

*zipping back in*

Hi, Tude!!!!!

Tude · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

*zipping back in*

Hi, Tude!!!!!

Hi Morgan! Good to see you. Careful with all that zipping and unzipping!

MorganGrayson · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Tude

Hi Morgan! Good to see you. Careful with all that zipping and unzipping!

*thoughtfull*

Actually...I think I could use the practice....

Queen Bitch · 10-16-2005

Knew I shouldn't have sent her that picture of him...lolol

MorganGrayson · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Queen Bitch

Knew I shouldn't have sent her that picture of him...lolol

Now, hold on a minute here, QB!

I happen to have a "college boy" who's been so busy with his homework that there hasn't been any...um..."zipping"...no, that's got the wrong connotation...um...hell, the man's doing his homework right now. He's swearing at quadratic equations.

*sigh*
The good news is: next class, he'll be a sophomore. The bad news is: his next class is "Religion." I've already extracted the promise that I will never, ever, EVER have to listen to "what I learned in school today." (I threatened anatomical parts.)

Tude is damned tasty looking, though!

TheEnforcer · 10-16-2005

I looked it up on google and the average NHL hockey game lasted 2 hours and 19 minutes so you should be on your way out the door somewhere between 9:10 and 9:30 pm.

http://www.nhl.com/nhlhq/cba/relaunch_faqs072205.html

Is there not concern that with the expanded overtime format, games will run too long?

No. With the addition of the tag-up rule, history suggests that our games will be quicker. When the League first introduced the tag-up rule in 1986-87, the average length of our games dropped by seven minutes from two hours and 36 minutes in 1985-86 to two hours and 29 minutes in 1986-87. Our average length of game in 2003-04 was two hours and 19 minutes. So we do not expect games to run longer.

TheEnforcer · 10-16-2005

If there is overtime, a lot of stoppages, or a long fight then maybe between 9:45 and 10:00 or so.

Peaches · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

So if a hockey game starts at 7pm.

What time will I be leaving the building?

9?
9.30?

If you're with me, 7:05

Steady · 10-16-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

If there is overtime, a lot of stoppages, or a long fight then maybe between 9:45 and 10:00 or so.

Keep in mind...traffic.

Trev · 10-16-2005

This is the first thread I know of, that went off topic from the get go, then actually got back on track.

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Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	I know I'm a moron... So if a hockey game starts at 7pm. What time will I be leaving the building? 9? 9.30?

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Queen Bitch Qualified to teach "cunty" Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Antonio del Mar, Mexico this month Posts: 174	Re: I know I'm a moron... This thread will continue when Nick returns from the ER..he's having my boot surgically removed from his ass. Better be in good shape, too...those were expensive :P __________________ Media-Mover Heather

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TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: I know I'm a moron... I looked it up on google and the average NHL hockey game lasted 2 hours and 19 minutes so you should be on your way out the door somewhere between 9:10 and 9:30 pm. http://www.nhl.com/nhlhq/cba/relaunch_faqs072205.html Is there not concern that with the expanded overtime format, games will run too long? No. With the addition of the tag-up rule, history suggests that our games will be quicker. When the League first introduced the tag-up rule in 1986-87, the average length of our games dropped by seven minutes from two hours and 36 minutes in 1985-86 to two hours and 29 minutes in 1986-87. Our average length of game in 2003-04 was two hours and 19 minutes. So we do not expect games to run longer.

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