I know I'm a moron...
 

So if a hockey game starts at 7pm.

What time will I be leaving the building?

9?
9.30?

Re: I know I'm a moron...
 

I know I'm a moron...<<<


Admitting it is the first step towards the cure. Bless you, my son :bustingup

Re: I know I'm a moron...
 

Well, Nick...you threw the pitch into the strike zone and over the left field fence it went.

Perhaps "A Question for Hockey Fans" would have been a better subject line. :)


Edited: Diction Nazi thanks Queen Bitch. :okthumb:

Re: I know I'm a moron...
 

Fuckin' bitch stole my line ...

Re: I know I'm a moron...
 

about 9:30

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Smile when you say that doggybreath :1spank:

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I'm going to be very miffed if I don't get a point for my post.

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:finger011

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:eatme:

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Oops, so sorry, that was supposed to be for Tude...only 19 more hours to go lol

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I would guess its quite a meal...

:)

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Oh, shit.....



I wish to publicly disassociate myself from this thread and the nuclear fallout.



I suggest others do the same....



*running like hell*

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That's right, you fucking fake brit...don't even thank me for actually answering your ingenious inquiry

:blowup01:

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Shouldn't you be out getting some tartar sauce for the poor man?

;-)))

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QB are you really 75?

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yes 75 inches fully dilated :)

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Ask Tude LOL

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When properly prepared, it's good and good for you! :okthumb:

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I have to go shopping ...I really would like someone to tell me the answer to my question though ...

:(

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Preparation is the key.

I hear rolling her in flour helps to locate it.

:)



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah

ahahahahahaha ok...I nearly want to apologise for that...

nearly...

;-)))

You drew first blood!!!

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Cmon, Twinkletoes, you can do better than that!
:yawn:

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Ummm, what part of 9:30 didn't you catch the first time, dickwad?

:mad:

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The day my pussy's as loose as Nick's ass, I'll have surgery. But I'd imagine I have at least 45 inches to go yet.

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This thread will continue when Nick returns from the ER..he's having my boot surgically removed from his ass.

Better be in good shape, too...those were expensive :P

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*zipping back in*

Hi, Tude!!!!! :waving:

Re: I know I'm a moron...
 

Hi Morgan! Good to see you. Careful with all that zipping and unzipping!

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*thoughtfull*

Actually...I think I could use the practice....

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Knew I shouldn't have sent her that picture of him...lolol

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Now, hold on a minute here, QB! :)

I happen to have a "college boy" who's been so busy with his homework that there hasn't been any...um..."zipping"...no, that's got the wrong connotation...um...hell, the man's doing his homework right now. He's swearing at quadratic equations.

*sigh*
The good news is: next class, he'll be a sophomore. The bad news is: his next class is "Religion." I've already extracted the promise that I will never, ever, EVER have to listen to "what I learned in school today." (I threatened anatomical parts.)

Tude is damned tasty looking, though! :okthumb:

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I looked it up on google and the average NHL hockey game lasted 2 hours and 19 minutes so you should be on your way out the door somewhere between 9:10 and 9:30 pm.

http://www.nhl.com/nhlhq/cba/relaunch_faqs072205.html

Is there not concern that with the expanded overtime format, games will run too long?

No. With the addition of the tag-up rule, history suggests that our games will be quicker. When the League first introduced the tag-up rule in 1986-87, the average length of our games dropped by seven minutes from two hours and 36 minutes in 1985-86 to two hours and 29 minutes in 1986-87. Our average length of game in 2003-04 was two hours and 19 minutes. So we do not expect games to run longer.

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If there is overtime, a lot of stoppages, or a long fight then maybe between 9:45 and 10:00 or so.

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If you're with me, 7:05 :)

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Keep in mind...traffic.

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This is the first thread I know of, that went off topic from the get go, then actually got back on track. :okthumb: