You Opranauts need my help

[Sickfuck]

[Trev]
Dear kindly Doctor Elle,
You gotta understand,
If it weren't for KY jelly
I couldn't have a man
I'd really like a teabag
Or just a big dick
Golly Moses, Toni thinks I'm sick!

Gee, Doctor Elle, I'm very upset;
I never got the love that ev'ry child should get.
I ain't a hoomosexual,
I'm just misunderstood.
A dick deep down inside feels so good!

[Oprano chorus]
Feels so good!

Feels so good, Feels so good,
Feels so fucking good!
Deep down inside him a dick feels good!

[Doctor Elle]
That's a touchin' good story.
Lemme tell it to the world!

[Nickatilynx]
Just tell it to your wife.

[Trev]
Dear sweet and lovely Toni,
The guys they treat me rough.
Saying "Hey blow me"
Or gagging me so much
I didn't want them to have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! It didn't feel too bad!

[Toni]
Right!

Doctor Elle, you must be smoking grass;
This boy don't need a wife, he needs a dick up his ass!
It's just his latent want tos that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

[Trev]
I'm disturbed!

[Oprano chorus]
He's disturbed, He's disturbed,
He is the most disturbed,
Like he's psychologic'ly disturbed.

[Toni]
In the opinion of this wife, this man is depraved on account he ain't had a good stiff one.

[Trev]
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

[Oprano Chorus]
So take him to a headshrinker.

[Trev]
My father was a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

[Headshrinker]
Yes!

Doctor Elle, you really are a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a real good blow job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

[Trev]
I am sick!

[Oprnoa Chorus]
He is sick, He is sick,
He needs a big old dick
Like He's sociologically sick!

[Headshrinker]
In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Homosexuality is purely a social disease!

[Trev]
Hey, I got a social disease!

[Oprano Chorus]
So take him to a social worker!

[Trev]
Dear kindly social worker,
They tell me to just suck.
Like be a big dick jerker,
and then get an ass fuck.
It's not I'm homosexual,
I'm only anti-girl.
Gloryosky! I think I'm gonna hurl!

[Female social worker]
Eek!

Doctor Elle, you've done it again.
This boy don't need just one guy, he needs a million of them.
It ain't just a question of being misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, a dick feels good!

[Trev]
A dick feels good!


[Oprano chorus]
A dick feels good, A dick feels good!
It feels so fucking good,
Deep down inside him a dick feels good!

[Nick]
The trouble is he's HOMO.

[Sarettah]
The trouble is he's Brit.

[Dravyk]
The trouble is he's gay.
and likes the feel of a big dick.

[Morgan]
The trouble is he's pretty.

[Toni]
The trouble is he's mine.

[Oprano chorus]
Doctor Elle, listen to him whine!

Gee, Doctor Elle,
Get down on your knees,
You can suck and lick us as long as you please
Gee, Doctor Elle,
What are we to do?
Gee, Doctor Elle,
Fuck you!