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[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by pushpills

i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.

According to a study done by Stanford University and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, any sudden decrease in male masturbation causes an immediate and painful backup of semen in the testicles. It was shown to cause not only a decrease in work productivity but also effects the language center in the brain. Test subjects displayed a tendency to babble incoherently, often for days at a time. Their grant was continued.