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Biggy 09-30-2005 05:36 PM
best business thread ever.
 
how many times do you jerk off in a given work day?

if we can figure out a way to reduce the total # by lets say 20-50%, productivity will go up by 500-1000%. I was thinking about putting one of those things around my neck, like what you put on dogs to prevent them from biting their claws. what do you guys think? :)

DrGuile 09-30-2005 05:36 PM
Re: best business thread ever.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggy
how many times do you jerk off in a given work day?

if we can figure out a way to reduce the total # by lets say 20-50%, productivity will go up by 500-1000%. I was thinking about putting one of those things around my neck, like what you put on dogs to prevent them from biting their claws. what do you guys think? :)

Good idea... but it wouldnt go around your neck... ya know...

Biggy 09-30-2005 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DrGuile
Good idea... but it wouldnt go around your neck... ya know...
it would prevent me from auto-fellatio :)

sarettah 09-30-2005 05:38 PM
Re: best business thread ever.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggy
how many times do you jerk off in a given work day?

if we can figure out a way to reduce the total # by lets say 20-50%, productivity will go up by 500-1000%. I was thinking about putting one of those things around my neck, like what you put on dogs to prevent them from biting their claws. what do you guys think? :)
Why not just hook up to a generator and sell the power back to the electric company ?

Some of the folks around here could probably power New York and still have leftovers :blink:

pushpills 09-30-2005 05:40 PM
Re: best business thread ever.
 
i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.

Biggy 09-30-2005 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by pushpills
i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.
you need free hands to type!

Biggy 09-30-2005 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sarettah
Why not just hook up to a generator and sell the power back to the electric company ?

Some of the folks around here could probably power New York and still have leftovers :blink:
the man who could figure this out, would be a very rich man :)

Rolo 09-30-2005 05:43 PM
Re: best business thread ever.
 
Setup a sperm bank, and cashin on your hobby ;-))

Trev 09-30-2005 05:43 PM
Re: best business thread ever.
 
What do you guys actually find to turn you on?

I've seen so many pics and hundreds of hours of film that only the real thing seems to do it for me now... or is there something new - something I've not yet seen?

Biggy 09-30-2005 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Rolo
Setup a sperm bank, and cashin on your hobby ;-))
damn, thats a great fucking idea, but then in about 20 years all my babies will be grown and probably take the brain cells i left them and start up their own sites which means more competition for the future :(

MorganGrayson 09-30-2005 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pushpills
i dont think jerking off less would help my productivity.
According to a study done by Stanford University and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, any sudden decrease in male masturbation causes an immediate and painful backup of semen in the testicles. It was shown to cause not only a decrease in work productivity but also effects the language center in the brain. Test subjects displayed a tendency to babble incoherently, often for days at a time. Their grant was continued.

Trev 09-30-2005 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Biggy
damn, thats a great fucking idea, but then in about 20 years all my babies will be grown and probably take the brain cells i left them and start up their own sites which means more competition for the future :(
You'll be dead from exhaustion by then. :D

Trev 09-30-2005 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
According to a study done by Stanford University and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, any sudden decrease in male masturbation causes an immediate and painful backup of semen in the testicles. It was shown to cause not only a decrease in work productivity but also effects the language center in the brain. Test subjects displayed a tendency to babble incoherently, often for days at a time. Their grant was continued.
So you're saying that people like GW Bush just need a good wank... :yowsa:

MorganGrayson 09-30-2005 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Trev
So you're saying that people like GW Bush just need a good wank... :yowsa:
Hopefully, the continued grant will allow Stanford to determine whether or not the condition is reversible.

Trev 09-30-2005 05:59 PM
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Hopefully, the continued grant will allow Stanford to determine whether or not the condition is reversible.
They should ask Clinton. ;)


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