In Defense of DrGuile

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

This is really starting to bug.

DrGuile is CANADIAN. Of French heritage, yes, but NOT French.

"DrGuile" is spelled exactly the way I spelled it. There is no punctuation in his nick. There are no spaces.

There.

Trev · 09-29-2005

Who?

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Who?

Oooh, boy. You're gonna get a

for that!

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

So he's not a quiche, just a chip off the ol' quiche. Is that what you're saying?

sarettah · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

This is really starting to bug.

DrGuile is CANADIAN. Of French heritage, yes, but NOT French.

"DrGuile" is spelled exactly the way I spelled it. There is no punctuation in his nick. There are no spaces.

There.

There is no defense for DrGuile.

HE'S FRENCH

There is nothing more to be said about that

gigi · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

There is no defense for DrGuile.

HE'S FRENCH

There is nothing more to be said about that

Hey now...watch it! I have frog blood coursing through my veins.....

although some may say that would explain alot.....

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

So he's not a quiche, just a chip off the ol' quiche. Is that what you're saying?

OK, that was mildly clever, so you're safe.

Sarettah...you're just...just....oh, hell! You're just hopeless!

(Stay close to the wall in here, gigi! This could get ugly!)

DrGuile · 09-29-2005

lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes...

To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarded"

How can you hold what they say against them?

edit, lol I made a retarted typo!

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes...

To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarted"

How can you hold what they say against them?

Well, even the retarded have schools, DrGuile, and I thought this thread might be one. I'm a die-hard optimist, you see.

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes...

To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarted"

How can you hold what they say against them?

Hah! Psych 101!!!

Good try. Might have even worked on a newbie board.

DrGuile · 09-29-2005

Oh, and I might as well use the space:

http://www.livebucks.com
"Our Ladies are slimmer than Americans, and prettier than Brits!"

DrGuile · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Hah! Psych 101!!!

Good try. Might have even worked on a newbie board.

Calm down Dravyk... Now, where did you put your mittens?

Newton · 09-29-2005

Whats retarted mean?

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Whats retarted mean?

What are mittens?

DrGuile · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

What are mittens?

http://images.google.com/images?q=mi...=Search+Images

DrGuile · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Whats retarted mean?

D'Oh! Always read your post twice when you try and make fun of someone...

but you cant blame me, Im French...

TheEnforcer · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

D'Oh! Always read your post twice when you try and make fun of someone...

but you cant blame me, Im French...

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

http://images.google.com/images?q=mi...=Search+Images

Ooooh! Pur-teee! Let's dance.

Nickatilynx · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

D'Oh! Always read your post twice when you try and make fun of someone...

but you cant blame me, Im French...

Ha!

Knew it...

;-)))

Nickatilynx · 09-29-2005

Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

Nickatilynx · 09-29-2005

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Evil Chris · 09-29-2005

maudit gang de square-head blokes.

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Now that was indeed a good one!

Newton · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

What are mittens?

White too and the string in the middle so you dont lose em

Newton · 09-29-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Superb ...

DannyCox · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

maudit gang de square-head blokes.

09-29-2005	#1
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	In Defense of DrGuile This is really starting to bug. DrGuile is CANADIAN. Of French heritage, yes, but NOT French. "DrGuile" is spelled exactly the way I spelled it. There is no punctuation in his nick. There are no spaces. There.

09-29-2005	#2
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: In Defense of DrGuile Who? __________________ Sucks to be you.

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: In Defense of DrGuile So he's not a quiche, just a chip off the ol' quiche. Is that what you're saying? __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

09-29-2005	#8
DrGuile french with welsh tendancies Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,007	Re: In Defense of DrGuile lol, I dont need anyone's "defense" with the French jokes... To me, the France remarks, the Jerry Lewis joke, the hairy girl comments, the inuit slights are just like if those people decided to wear a name tag that says: "Hi! I'm Retarded" How can you hold what they say against them? edit, lol I made a retarted typo! __________________ LiveBucks / Privatefeeds - Giving you money since 1999 Up to 40% Commission! 25% Webmaster Referal

09-29-2005	#11
DrGuile french with welsh tendancies Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,007	Re: In Defense of DrGuile Oh, and I might as well use the space: http://www.livebucks.com "Our Ladies are slimmer than Americans, and prettier than Brits!" __________________ LiveBucks / Privatefeeds - Giving you money since 1999 Up to 40% Commission! 25% Webmaster Referal

09-29-2005	#13
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: In Defense of DrGuile Whats retarted mean? __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

09-29-2005	#20
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: In Defense of DrGuile Q: How did the French react to German reunification? A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

09-29-2005	#21
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: In Defense of DrGuile There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.' ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

09-29-2005	#22
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Re: In Defense of DrGuile maudit gang de square-head blokes. __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*